Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Vinny]

FRANKLIN, IN — On Father's Day, Amy Shanabarger found her chubby-cheeked infant son, Tyler, face-down and dead in his crib. Tyler didn't die of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome as the coroner had ruled, Shanabarger said. He confessed to suffocating the 7-month-old with plastic wrap. He said it was revenge because Amy, before they were married, had refused to cut short a vacation trip to comfort him when his father died in 1996.
"Shanabarger said he planned to make Amy feel the way he did when his father died. He married her, got her pregnant, allowed time for her to bond with the child, and then took his [boy's] life," according to an affidavit prosecutors filed to support a murder charge.
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[Ryoko's Biatch]

Man, what a fucking piece of shit.

[kakarot52]

A woman in the US state of Florida tried to Snapchat a video of herself holding a gun but instead accidentally shot her cellphone, injuring her right hand, authorities said.

Regina Powell, 22, said she was "foolishly playing" with the .40 caliber semi-automatic handgun, trying to make a Snapchat video, when it went off, the Volusia county sheriff's office said.

The bullet destroyed her cellphone and injured her thumb and index finger.

The incident occurred Sunday in Deltona, Florida.

Police were still looking for the gun, which the woman's aunt tossed out of her car window as she drove Powell to the hospital.

According to statistics, 586 people were killed last year in accidents involving firearms.
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To continue is power -Shitbeast

[Big Fagot]

The body of a Russian banker has been fished out from the Moscow Canal trapped in concrete. Before being dumped into the water the man apparently died a painful death in the boiling heat of the sun. A local gang is suspected to be behind the crime.

The DNA test revealed that the victim was the chairman of the Kutuzovsky Bank, Oleg Novoselsky, who has been missing for over a decade, a police source told Life.ru.

The businessman was murdered by the infamous gang of Aslan Gagiev, over “a land dispute” in summer 2005, the sources added.

Back then, Novoselsky was kidnapped by the criminals who later immured him waste deep in a barrel with concrete.

He was then abandoned and spent over a week outside a country house in the boiling sun, the network reported.

“Novoselskiy died a long and painful death in a barrel that stood in the sun for a week. After that – on Aslan Gagiev’s order – the barrel was thrown into the Moskva Canal in the Dmitrovsky District (of Moscow Region), at the bottom of which it remained for about 10 years,” the police source said.

[Utils]

That snapchat one is hilarious.

[Big Fagot]

In response to Texas' absurd fetus funeral rule, an activist from the Satanic Temple is encouraging people to send items coated in semen (or semen-like substances) to Governor Greg Abbott.

Earlier this week, Texas officials finalized a set of rules requiring funeral services for fetuses in what many see as a transparent and particularly callous ploy to restrict abortion access in the state. In response, Satanic Temple spokesperson Jex Blackmore has announced plans to engage in a crass counter-attack.

Having mailed a ejaculate-covered sock to Texas Governor Greg Abbott, along with a handwritten note that says, "These r babies. Plz bury," Blackmore is publicly encouraging others to send Governor Abbott semen-encrusted materials of their own (or, for those wary of sending bodily fluids through the mail, items coated in non-seminal-but-semen-esque substances).

According to Blackmore, this campaign, which is evocatively titled "Cumrags for Congress," is meant to expose the absurdity of forcing people to treat fetal tissue as human remains.

When asked to elaborate on the symbolic significance of the action, Blackmore responds, "It's crass, humiliating, disgusting, a waste of resources, and absurd, just like this regulation."

[Big Fagot]

A 5-year-old boy died Friday after becoming stuck in between the wall and revolving floor of the Sun Dial, a rotating restaurant in Atlanta.

The boy had wandered away from his family but was only a few feet from their table when the accident happened.

“Somehow, the child became lodged between the wall and a table as the dining area rotated,” Atlanta Police Officer Stephanie Brown told Buzzfeed News.

The rotating floor stopped moving when he became caught and restaurant staff and patrons were able to get him out, but he later died at the hospital of his injuries. He was bleeding from the head when pulled out, according to Fox News.

The boy was about four to five feet away from his parents when it happened.

“We simply think he lost sight of his parents and panicked and found himself in that situation,” Atlanta police spokesman Warren Pickard told WRAL. “A small child don’t know what to do in those moments, and it crushed his little small body.” Numerous people sprang into action to help the boy when they realized what had happened, Pickard added.

The Sun Dial Restaurant is located at the top of the Westin Peachtree Plaza Hotel, 72 stories high.

[Big Fagot]

A Florida man accused of murdering his girlfriend claims she accidentally choked to death while performing oral sex — and his unusual defense just might work, according to a renowned pathologist and former New York City medical examiner.

Richard Henry Patterson, 65, of Margate, now wants permission from a judge to bolster his argument by showing his penis to a jury to support his claim that Francisca Marquinez, 60, choked to death in her bedroom while performing oral sex on him on Oct. 28, 2015, the Sun Sentinel reports.

Patterson’s attorney claims in a motion filed on May 1 that an expert witness and former Broward County medical examiner, Dr. Ronald Wright, will testify that Marquinez’s death is consistent with being “accidentally sexually asphyxiated during oral sex,” according to the motion.

“It is material and relevant,” attorney Ken Padowitz wrote in the motion. “The view by the jury is essential for them to fully understand Dr. Wright’s testimony and the defense in this case.”

Wright, the county’s chief medical examiner from 1980 to 1994, declined to comment on the unusual defense, the newspaper reports.

But Dr. Michael Baden — a former New York City medical examiner who has performed autopsies in several high-profile cases, most recently that of former NFL star Aaron Hernandez — said it’s entirely possible, albeit one cause of death he hasn’t come across throughout his career spanning five decades.

“There’s quite a number of ways that sexual activity can lead to inadvertent deaths, but I’ve never heard of choking on a penis,” Baden told The Post.

More common causes of death during sexual activity includes autoerotic asphyxiation — where people use devices during masturbation to enhance orgasms by partially reducing airflow to the brain — and instances where one partner compresses the neck vessels of another for increased pleasure, he said.
“It’s usually the male who compresses the neck vessels of the female, with the idea that they’ll have a better orgasm as the oxygen supply is diminished to the brain,” Baden said. “And that can lead to death.”

Baden said he’s even seen cases where a woman died from receiving oral sex after a man blew air into her vagina, causing an air embolism. And although he’s never heard of the oral-sex choking defense, that doesn’t mean it won’t work. A British man, however, tried the defense during a 2011 murder case and he’s now serving a life sentence, according to the Sun Sentinel.

“That’s up to the jury to decide whether to accept it or not,” Baden said of Patterson’s defense. “I’ve not seen it, that the penis alone will choke somebody to death. However, if there’s obstruction, it’s possible. And in order to choke to death, the penis has to obstruct the windpipe, probably down to the area of thyroid cartilage, or the Adam’s apple, for a period of time.”

Baden continued: “One could have no air coming in for a period of time under these circumstances and that would be possible, but I have not seen it. But it is possible.”

Penis sizes vary greatly, Baden said, and accidental asphyxiation is possible due to those variations.

“Strange things can happen,” he told The Post.

No date has been set for a hearing on Patterson’s motion to show the jury his penis. If the judge rejects that request, Padowitz said he’s considering making a mold of his client’s penis, the Sun Sentinel reports.

Patterson, who has been charged with second-degree murder, called his attorney before Marquinez’s body was found and she had been dead up to 24 hours when police found her body, according to arrest records cited by the newspaper.

An autopsy shows no signs of trauma, but noted that the body was already in an early stage of decomposition. The medical examiner could not reach a definitive conclusion on the cause and manner of death.

“It is rare in a murder case that the medical examiner can’t say the manner of death is a homicide,” Padowitz said.

Padowitz said prosecutors would be without a case if they didn’t have Patterson’s statements to a daughter and friend after Marquinez’s death. In a text message after her death, Patterson told his daughter he “did something wrong.” He later told a friend that he “choked” Marquinez.

“He said he choked her,” Padowitz said. “He never said he strangled her.”

[Mike Dunn]

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[Fagzilla]

*camera zooms out and entire US is made of Gay News*

Hahaha, what the fuck is happening? Society's goddamn head is exploding. This is the best.

I'll probably be caught in the crossfire and die in whatever's about to happen, but oh well.

*continues to devour 4chan and reddit threads, quietly cackling while eating own shit w/spoon*

[Big Fagot]

TOKYO - Gohan and Aochan make strange bedfellows: one's a 3.5-inch dwarf hamster; the other is a yard-long rat snake.

Zookeepers at Tokyo's Mutsugoro Okoku zoo presented the hamster – whose name is a tasty rice dish in Japanese – to Aochan as a snack in October, after the snake refused to eat frozen mice.

But instead of indulging, Aochan decided to make friends with the furry rodent, according to keeper Kazuya Yamamoto. The pair have shared a cage since.

"I've never seen anything like it. Gohan sometimes even climbs onto Aochan to take a nap on his back," Yamamoto said.

Aochan, a 2-year-old male Japanese rat snake, eventually developed an appetite for frozen rodents but has so far shown no signs of gobbling up Gohan – despite her name.

"We named her Gohan as a joke," Yamamoto chuckled. "But I don't think there's any danger. Aochan seems to enjoy Gohan's company very much."

The Tokyo zoo also keeps a range of mostly livestock animals, and promotes "cross-breed interaction," according to Yamamoto.

But Gohan and Aochan's case was "was a complete accident," Yamamoto said.

[Big Fagot]

I'm aware your post isn't a repost but I wanted to see Gohan/Aochan anyway. I also want to talk about this:

http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=172913&highlight=aochan#172913

Was that intentional? I'm about 80% convinced it wasn't:

http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=162149&highlight=shopaholic#162149

[Fagzilla]

What the fuck??

I don't remember the John Goodman thing at all.

Something is fucking wrong with reality.

[Big Fagot]

I wonder why all the old Unicode characters are fucked, but mine that I just made are fine.

What'd you do, Yogurtman!

[Big Fagot]

Here's some fucking gay news, check out out this crap: http://www.theonion.com/article/no-no-dear-god-no-mumbles-powerball-presenter-afte-56748

This is the same shit they do every time they get caught off guard by real news. Hurricane? "Weather channel host's eyes go black and weep pitch as he portends the dawn of the Age Of Storms". Friends reunion episode announced? "Matt Leblanc confirms due to scheduling conflicts Joey will be replaced by Maelzoth, the forgotten god".

As long as the news is 1) unexpected, 2) inconsequential, and 3) full of delicious social media juice, they apparently just hand it off to the mechanical turk.

[Fagzilla]

The Onion has become depressing.

Though, sometimes I look back on old shit that I thought was hysterical at the time, and it's not that funny after all.

[Fagzilla]

Yogurtman is unbelievably foolish and destructive.

[Big Fagot]

I used to check it on Tuesdays, when they did the update for the week!

Can you fucking imagine that? Can you imagine a website that stayed the same all week?

It still doesn't personalize it. You get the same theonion.com regardless of what articles you've clicked on in the past or how long you've left them open / whether you've scrolled far enough to see the bottom. How primitive.

[Fagzilla]

I like the concept of the Overton Window (ie, "FTU's Overton Window has shifted dramatically over the past decade"), but the term is being overused nowadays.

[Big Fagot]

https://local.theonion.com/earth-s-successful-completion-of-orbit-around-sun-inspi-1821678616

More like, Onion Writers Somehow Unprepared For January 1.