Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[ALDP]

Well fuck.

[Big Fagot]

He looks like either a Gantz alien or an instantly killed punk from Gantz.

[Big Fagot]

Dennis Rodman checking himself into an alcohol rehabilitation center upon returning from a trip to North Korea was the first news all over the U.S. media, but at that time, he confirmed only to the fact that he is an addict and has never recovered from the habit.

But according to a report cited by Free North Korea Radio, he was practically forced out of the hermit kingdom for his full-blown drunk and disorderly behavior.

“Rodman was drunk the whole week of his stay. And the night before he left for the U.S., he was drunk unconscious, and vomited everywhere he turned. He even urinated and emptied the bowels in the hallway,” said the source.

Workers and managers of the Koryo Hotel who witnessed the scene and had to clean the mess were reportedly at a loss for words at such barbaric and uncivilized behavior.

North Korean authorities were told of the incident and tried to contain the story from spreading like a wild fire.

The obvious reason being shame: that taints the reputation of their Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un’s ability and discretion to screen people.

“The stench was just horrible and people are criticizing not only Rodman, but also Kim Jong-un saying that ‘No one in a right mind would be a friend with Rodman. An animal that he is,’” the source said.

Rodman was reportedly asked out of the country with a warning “Never will you be welcome here without the completion of your alcohol abuse treatment program,” the source said.

[Big Fagot]

I kind of wish they'd just executed him. Who would have cared? Would Obama have said anything? Would Jean Claude Van Damme have gone to his funeral?

[Ryoko's Biatch]

People would care just because North Korea did it, not because of who they killed.

[ALDP]

I'm just amazed that they're willing to give him another shot if he completes rehab. They really don't want to close the door on future Dennis Rodman visits.

[kakarot52]

http://www.thelocal.de/20140306/student-dies-train-surfing-in-berlin


A teenage student died while “train surfing” in Berlin on Tuesday night. He was thrown from the roof of the train onto the tracks as the S-Bahn went into a tunnel.

Berlin woman killed by her own car (05 Mar 14)
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Identified by the Bild newspaper as 19-year-old Valerian V., the German Studies student had managed to get on the roof of an S-Bahn carriage with four friends, and rode down the tracks for about a kilometre.

For the most part, the S-Bahn network runs overground – occasionally going under bridges or through longer tunnels.

“Surfing” on top of a carriage is, police said, “morbidly reckless”.

As the train on the S1 line headed under a low bridge in the Schöneberg area of the city, Valerian V. was knocked off.

There was just a 30-centimetre gap between the train and the bridge, Tagesspiegel newspaper reported.

Police believe that he could have panicked and forgotten to duck down.

His friends managed to pass under the bridge unharmed and waited until the next stop - Julius-Leber-Brücke in Schöneberg - to jump off and call the police.

Paramedics arrived but it was too late for the teenager, who was lying next to the track, fatally injured.

Police said there was nothing to suggest he or his friends were drunk or on drugs.

Officers took the four men in for questioning and they now face charges of trespassing.

Exactly how the five men got onto the roof of a train is unclear.
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[Sporkism]

People who argue too much are at the risk of dying early

RIP in peace theldor
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[Ryoko's Biatch]

[kakarot52]

I guess her hubby caught a bad case of yellow fever
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[Mike Dunn]

Alleged 'serial tickler' strikes in Brighton

BOSTON -- Three separate break-ins in the span of less than two hours in a Brighton neighborhood Tuesday morning have residents totally creeped out.

And a few people FOX 25 talked to say a man was tickled in at least one of these instances.

Police say the first break in was at a home on Foster Street in Brighton just before 4 a.m. A man who lives there says he woke up to find a man standing in his bedroom.

A second man who lives about a quarter-mile away on Kirkwood Road told police he woke up around 4:50 a.m. to find someone standing in his room.

A third incident happened around 5:20 a.m. again on Foster Street.

And it was there that a Boston College student told FOX 25 that his roommate woke up to a strange man tickling his feet.

"My roommate felt a tickling on his foot and he thought it was the cat. He woke up and there was a man crouched right by his bed," said David Master, who lives in the house. "He yelled and kicked at the guy and he ran out and I woke up from the yelling and saw him run past my bedroom door."

This isn't the first string of break-ins in off campus housing near Boston College - a similar string was reported at the end of last month. "It's still a little bit funny that he tickles your feet," said Stephen Valencia, "He's broken into my house twice during spring semester and both times it was in the middle of the night."

But police say it's no laughing matter. In all three instances early Tuesday morning, the victims say the man was wearing a mask. Nothing was stolen in any of the break-ins.

"I really dont know what to make if it. It's odd. Very creepy," Master said, adding that he and his roommate would lock their doors and windows as well, and "just try to be more careful."

Anyone with more information is asked to call the Boston Police Department.

[Fagzilla]

A number of things about this are pinging my Internet fake shit radar, but I don't want to take any chances.



A grandmother has shocked her friends and family after revealing she is having a baby with her own grandson.

Pearl Carter, 72, says she has never been happier after beginning an incestuous relationship with her 26-year-old grandchild Phil Bailey.

The pensioner, from Indiana, US, is using her pension to pay a surrogate mother so they can have a child, reports New Zealand's New Idea magazine.

She said: "I'm not interested in anyone else's opinion. I am in love with Phil and he's in love with me.

"Soon I'll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad."

Her lover is the son of Pearl's daughter Lynette Bailey - who she put up for adoption when she was 18-years-old.

When his mother passed away, Phil tracked down his long lost grandmother and they quickly fell in love.

Pearl told New Idea magazine: "From the first moment that I saw him, I knew we would never have a grandmother-grandson relationship.

"For the first time in years I felt sexually alive."

It was during their second week together, after dinner and wine, that Pearl made her move.

"I called Phil into my bedroom, sat him on the bed, and then I leant over and kissed him," she added.

"I expected rejection but instead he kissed me back."

Phil revealed: "I wanted to kiss her there and then. My feelings were overwhelming.

"I love Pearl with all my heart. I've always been attracted to older women and I think Pearl is gorgeous. Now I'm going to be a dad and I can't wait.

"Yes, we get laughed at and bullied when we go out and kiss in public but we don't care. You can't help who you fall for."

The pair paid $54,000 (£35,000) to find a surrogate mother and buy a donor egg to inseminate with Phil's sperm.

They placed an advert asking for an open-minded surrogate, and Roxanne Campbell applied.

"Initially I was shocked," says Roxanne, 30. "But they're a brilliant pair and I saw how much they loved each other. I know the baby will be loved too."

Pearl said: "I am finally going to be a mum and not forced to give up my child. Phil's going to be a great dad.

"I never in a million years thought at 72 I'd be 'pregnant' and in love with my grandson.

"I make no apologies and I believe God's given me a second chance."

[MADali]

4 old year hoax

http://wafflesatnoon.com/pearl-carter-phil-bailey-real-or-hoax/

[Big Fagot]

[kakarot52]

In a town in western Ireland, where castle ruins pepper green landscapes, there’s a six-foot stone wall that once surrounded a place called the Home. Between 1925 and 1961, thousands of “fallen women” and their “illegitimate” children passed through the Home, run by the Bon Secours nuns in Tuam.

Many of the women, after paying a penance of indentured servitude for their out-of-wedlock pregnancy, left the Home for work and lives in other parts of Ireland and beyond. Some of their children were not so fortunate.

More than five decades after the Home was closed and destroyed — where a housing development and children’s playground now stands — what happened to nearly 800 of those abandoned children has perhaps now emerged: Their bodies were piled into a massive septic tank sitting in the back of the structure and forgotten, with neither gravestones nor coffins. (In PostEverything: “Philomena” author Martin Sixsmith writes, “Sadly, the mass grave at Tuam is probably not unique.”)

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Corless has a vivid recollection of the Home Babies. “If you acted up in class, some nuns would threaten to seat you next to the Home Babies,” she said. She said she recalled one instance in which an older schoolgirl wrapped a tiny stone in a bright candy wrapper and gave it to a Home Baby as a gift.

“When the child opened it, she saw she’d been fooled,” Corless told Irish Central. “Of course, I copied her later and I tried to play the joke on another little Home girl. I thought it was funny at the time…. Years after, I asked myself what did I do to that poor little girl that never saw a sweet? That has stuck with me all my life. A part of me wants to make up to them.”

She said she first started investigating the Home, which most locals wanted to “forget,” when she started working on a local annual historical journal. She heard there was a little graveyard near what had been the Home, and that piqued her curiosity. How many children were there?

So she requested the records through the local registration house to find out. The attendant “came back a couple of weeks later and said the number was staggering, just hundreds and hundreds, that it was nearly 800 dead children,” Corless said.

Once, Corless said in the phone interview, several boys had stumbled across the mass grave, which lay beneath a cracked piece of concrete: “The boys told me it had been filled to the brim with human skulls and bones. They said even to this day they still have nightmares of finding the bodies.”

Locals suspect that the number of bodies in the mass grave, which will likely soon be excavated, may be even higher than 800. “God knows who else is in the grave,” one anonymous source told the Daily Mail. “It’s been lying there for years, and no one knows the full extent of the total of bodies down there.”
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[Fagzilla]

That place must be haunted as shit.

I sometimes wonder about the ghost logistics around places that would logically have extremely high ghost populations, like Auschwitz or the World Trade Center.

[Mike Dunn]

A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion).

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23.

Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income.

In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I want my chip please help me. It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars."

Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

[MADali]

2011 news

[Bladtman]

Scott Steiner may wear an “S” on his tights and shirts that is very similar to the Superman logo.

Is this an indication that he is a comic book fan?

“Hell no,” he said during Florida Supercon at the Miami Beach Convention Center.

“Do I look like a little kid to you? Comic books are a big thing. I looked at them when I was a kid. I’m not a kid anymore, so I kind of grew out of that phase,” he said. “There is obviously a place for them because the movies do so good. The ‘S’ is because my freaks realized they weren’t with a normal man but a Superman. That’s why they called me the “Big Bad Booty Daddy.”

The former WCW and WWE superstar isn’t short on confidence, which helped him reach the heights he did in the squared circle. He won gold all over the world with his brother Rick. He also transitioned into a singles champion. The University of Michigan All American excelled in amateur wrestling before turning to the pro ranks. Steiner’s level of physicality became a trademark, as did his revolutionary Frankensteiner move. He is also one to never hold back on his opinions on the business today.

“The ‘PG era’ blows,” he said. “The best time in wrestling was with the nWo and the Monday Night War between WCW and WWE. You had competition. Now there is no competition. I feel bad for the guys and the wrestlers coming up now. They are slotted into a character that sometimes they can’t even do. Most of the time it’s bull****, and it sucks. I wouldn’t want to do it. You have a stupid character to do, but if you don’t do it, you don’t have a job.

“You need competition for a business to truly thrive. Look at Vince [McMahon’s] numbers since he bought WCW. Then again he just lost like $400 million, projected to lose $50 million this year. So you couldn’t predict that after he bought WCW and doing 5’s and 6’s on the ratings scale.”

Steiner remains active including signing autographs and posing for photos with fans at Florida Supercon, working a recent match with Jerry “The King” Lawler and involved in a charity event for NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Jim Kelly, who is battling cancer.

The Steiner Brothers were also recently inducted into the 2014 George Tragos/Lou Thesz Professional Wrestling Hall of Fame.

“Once in a while I watch,” Steiner said. “There are guys out there, but once you realize who it’s controlled by; when you downsize a product, now they have more control over more guys. The business is so shackled now. Even when you have a breakout star, they don’t let you break out.

“…The only way it’s going to come back is if a TV person like [Rupert] Murdoch or someone with a lot of money but has an avenue of TV. A revenue stream for TV where they want programming like Ted [Turner] did. That’s it. You have to have a big money player, or it’s not going to happen.”

Steiner has gone through many evolutions during his career and changed with the times. These days WWE is pushing its Network, a new platform allowing fans to intake sports entertainment programming. The outspoken performer isn’t sold on the concept.

“I don’t think it took off the way they wanted. I’ll just say that,” Steiner said. “All the social media and other things, a lot of it is bull****. It doesn’t mean you’re going to draw or people are going to see you. You look at Charlie Sheen and then how many Twitter followers he had there and on Facebook. Then he tried to capitalize on it with a tour, and nobody came to watch him.

“Just because you have Twitter followers and Facebook doesn’t mean a whole lot and [doesn’t mean] people are going to pay to see you. A lot of that is misjudged. Just because you have people on their phone or Internet doesn’t mean they are going to pay. Same for the Network. I think they misjudged the popularity of it.

“Just because somebody follows you don’t mean they are going to pay for it. A lot of people are misjudging the popularity of people or characters. It’s bull****. I think they did the same thing. A lot of those wrestlers have a lot of Twitter followers, but all that combined they should be able to get $9.99 for the Network. They found out they don’t pay…When do you concede that you failed? They live in their own little box and think they are all geniuses. So when are they going to concede that they are not as smart as they think they are?”

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2014/07/27/4257925/scott-steiner-puts-the-s-in-superman.html#storylink=cpy

[Mike Dunn]

That's not gay news, that's just Big Poppa Pump speaking the truth.