Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

I wonder if he drove on the wrong side of the road after he watched a film based in a nation in which the drivers sit on the opposite side that we do, and he was trying to prove to somebody how dangerous it is

[GimpMask]

http://touch.orlandosentinel.com/#story/os-lady-lake-bomb-threat-20131206/

Yes, that could have been me. Just replace "girlfriend" with "guy on website" and dinner with "a girly Japanese animated film"

When I read Florida Man it sort of hits me that my crazy ass has been in so many situations which parallel the perils that these real life super heroes
are challenged with daily[/url]

[GimpMask]

http://tbo.com/news/crime/police-man-shoots-friend-while-watching-football-20131204/

Yeah, I notice adlp linked something a bit back but everybody else copies and pastes. Fuck, some pages wont let me use the copy thingy

That guy probably could have come up with something better than game over. Youre just about to blow somebodys head to shit, you gotta doa little studying, I dont think anybody will fault you for not coming up with it on the fly, its the last chance youll have to have a good line!

[kakarot52]

The sun will flip upside down and the mayans wer noly off by a year and stuff.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/sun-will-flip-upside-down-within-weeks-says-nasa-8942769.html


FUCK thats not really gay news. Here, this is much more important:

When deputies got a report of a man masturbating outside a Winn-Dixie in Fort Myers Beach, they said they found the man, identified at Francis Bianco, 76, urinating, reports WZVN ABC News-7 in Fort Myers.
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To continue is power -Shitbeast

[GimpMask]

Sibling peanut butter flinging lands Deltona sister in jail, deputies say
By Lyda Longa
lyda.longa@news-jrnl.com
Published: Monday, December 23, 2013 at 5:01 p.m.
Last Modified: Monday, December 23, 2013 at 10:19 p.m.
A fight between Deltona siblings over a urinating dog ended Monday when the sister hurled a spoonful of peanut butter at the brother, according to a sheriff's arrest report.


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Rachel Byrd

Rachel Byrd, 29, was arrested and charged with battery for the messy offense, the report shows. Making matters worse, her brother's dog bit her on the leg after she flung the spoon at him, the Volusia County sheriff's report states.

It was just before 2 a.m. Monday when Gabriel and Rachel Byrd began arguing over Gabriel Byrd's dog, which was doing his business in the living room of the house the siblings share on Blythe Avenue in Deltona, the report states.

The pair argued at first, but the disagreement got sticky when deputies say Rachel Byrd threw the peanut spread.

According to the report, someone at the home called 9-1-1 but then hung up.

When a dispatcher tried to call back and got no answer, a deputy was sent to the residence.

When deputy Daniel Galarza arrived at the siblings' house, Gabriel Byrd, 30, said he did not want to press charges against his sister. Galarza, however, observed “peanut butter running from (Gabriel) Byrd's face.”

And while Rachel Byrd had a cut on her leg from the dog bite, Galarza determined that Rachel Byrd was the aggressor, the report states. Galarza gave Gabriel Byrd a domestic violence packet.

Gabriel Byrd could not be reached Monday. Because it's a domestic violence arrest, Rachel Byrd was being held without bail at the Volusia County Branch Jail.



Replace peanut butter with a couple ounces of beer, and that exact thing happened to me.

What the fuck is up with Volusia county and this crazy ass shit? Sweaty naked guy beating off after disassembling vacuum cleaner in stranger's home happened in that hellhole, as well

[Big Fagot]

A doctor has been suspended over allegations he "branded" his initials on to a patient's liver.

University Hospitals Birmingham NHS Foundation Trust confirmed it is investigating the claims made against a surgeon at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham.

The letters were reportedly found by a colleague during a routine operation.

The trust said the surgeon had been suspended until an internal investigation is completed.

[GimpMask]

That would have dominated all thirty ESPN stations if the Doctor was an Alabama fan and the patient was an Auburn fan and the doctor branded "Roll tide" on his liver

[GimpMask]

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4435009?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular


I know I tout everything I link to as some vital thingy that will complete your life, but guys, you really need to clicky!

The crazy sweaty naked guy that pulled a Pat also drank dirty fluid from the vacuum cleaner and shit all over the floor, as well. I loved the comments section when somebody posted "Your move, Germany."

I suppose being from the white trash capital in Germany (nobody would change the family name to Uhler, that would be like somebody changing their last name to Jacksonville), a Floridian, and a crazy asshole is whatgives me the advantage over otothers in sheer "Jesus fucking Christ" factor. The only way to neutralize my immense genetic/ environmental advantages would be to be insane, have easy access to mephedrone and PCP, and also be a Floridian.

I feel my genetics give me the edge over anyone that doesn't meet the aforementioned prerequisites to be on my level, and you'd have to be a certain type of crazy to overtake me.

Like that guy. My new hero.

[Fagzilla]

Searing my initials into somebody's internal organs as a private joke, thinking that nobody would ever know, is exactly the kind of thing I would do, I admit.

It would feel really satisfying.

That's what I call a high score!

[Big Fagot]

Thanks for admitting it.

[GimpMask]

I'd love to brand FTU into somebody's liver.

That's not an admission, just unsurprising inappropriate commentary.

In other news http://news.yahoo.com/600-people-involved-movie-theater-brawl-5-arrested-182829797--abc-news-topstories.html

That is just bad-ass!

[Clotho]

A Band of Meth Heads Moves In Without Renter's Permission:

http://la.curbed.com/archives/2012/11/a_band_of_meth_heads_moves_in_without_renters_permission.php

Here's a fun civics fact you may not be aware of: You can change your address on the DMV website. It's a convenient cool trick, and you don't have to provide proof or anything. Turns out, the address you register with the DMV is your legal address as far as police are concerned. So, say you are a homosexually inter-involved band of meth hobos (This is pertinent to the pathos, The lovers quarrels were constant and loud, and [thank goodness I didn't know about it at the time] at least one of the group was violently unstable, eventually shooting and killing a patron at a local desert and coffee shop. It was rumored the shooting had something to do with sexual orientation, but that was never verified.) who have recently been evicted from the bridge you live in. One of your members has been there for a month 'slumming' for the sex and dope, while still paying rent for the room at their apartment. You can all hop onto the web at the local library, change your address to his address, and no matter what, the renters of that apartment have to let you in. If they don't you can call the police and the police will make the apartment renters let you in. You now have a house.

Unfortunately, it was my house, and it wasn't a fun fact, it was reality. They descended and took over. The police explained that they could do nothing, but that I could contact my landlord and the landlord could start eviction proceedings. My landlords were a large faceless mega-corp of a rental company. How they ended up managing the rinky-dink run-down apartment I rented I have no idea.

[GimpMask]

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[GimpMask]

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/27/florida-dad-teen-son-found-dead-in-scuba-diving-accident-testing-out-christmas/

Nothing gay, but this happened like 35-45 minutes from my home town.

What is silly is they utilized Port Richey as a landmark, though I think Port Richey is just a bag of dirty old clothes for the poor, it's not recognized by denizens of the region as a real place, as it is all New Port Richey.

Holiday is an entity amongst itself, being the epicenter of prescription drug abuse in the world yet still its 'government' is non-existent as the government was annexed by New Port Richey

[GimpMask]

Something about marijuana for medicinal purposes to be voted on next year in Florida
It's gay because it's Florida

Dear Lord God, please give me the strength to defeat these men! :smokin

[GimpMask]

http://www.baynews9.com/content/news/baynews9/news/article.html/content/news/articles/bn9/2014/1/27/magical_butter_inven.html

Port Richey already looking forwards to its future economy

[GimpMask]

To be honest this is what the least scumbaggy proprietor of a booming culture that will breed within the confines of my ode to Florida Man part of this drug ridden region will take as a face

[GimpMask]

http://m.vice.com/read/robber-subdues-his-victim-with-his-penis

[GimpMask]

I was kind of dreading reading about a violent sexual assault, and was pleasingly supplied

[Fagzilla]

The latest from Florida:

A man allegedly torched his own apartment in retaliation for being banned from masturbating in front of open windows.

Kenneth Haskins was told by his building’s managers to ‘stop performing sex acts’ in full view of his neighbours.

However, believing the ban was ‘unfair’, the 58-year-old then tried to burn the property to the ground, it is reported.

Haskins was charged with arson after fire investigators found flammable liquids had been used in both the kitchen and the bedroom to accelerate the flames.

A total of 28 apartments were evacuated during the blaze. While smoke and fire damage was contained to Haskins’s apartment, two other properties sustained water damage, leaving four people homeless, fire rescue officials said.

According to the Daily Mail, Haskins – who is severely disfigured after a shotgun accident years before – told police he want to ‘get back’ at the apartment block’s management company because of the ban.


(Be sure to look at his picture!!!)
http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/06/shotgun-accident-victim-tried-to-burn-down-apartment-block-after-being-banned-from-pleasuring-himself-in-front-of-his-neighbours-4293168/