Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[8 bit orgy]

It’s an exciting era for VIDEO GAMES. Long are the days gone of ugly and jagged textures constantly reminding you that you’re playing a video game. Welcome to the new age of spending $800 for two video cards so you run through a realistic forest.


It’s a wild age for FASHION. Khakis and t-shirts are finally on the way out. It’s finally replaced with clothing that’s so invisible that pedestrian fatalities no longer charge the driver with any crime at all.


It’s a steamy year for SEX. People are having so much sex right now it hurts. And by sex, I mean chronic, non-stop, systematic masturbation to the point where sperm samples are a dumpster-dive away.


The levels of LOVE in this year are off the charts! We’re finding new and exciting ways of bringing people together online in a questionnaire-filtered orderly manner that ensures that you won’t actually have to feel genuine love.


The shape of POLITICS have undergone some real changes. The days of liberal trash undermining conservative, God-given ideals are over. Baby killers no longer speak out because their daddies will beat the shit out of them at the dinner table.


The world of POP CULTURE is exciting again. The days of having to witness some bizarre freak in any shape or fashion are gone. Now, baby boomers produce and manage virtually everything that could possibly become popular.


We now live in a genuine era of INFORMATION. We finally have access to limitless, free data that successfully employs entire armies of copy-right lawyers and cartels ensuring that there’s no possible way to pass a design class without committing felony copyright infringement.


We have made many advances with MONEY. The balance of power has finally shifted from the old oil barons owning all our money. Now the common man can, with pride, fight for the change that trickles down to us.


Many breakthroughs in TECHNOLOGY have occurred. Water powered engines are no longer an urban myth but a reality on television to promote further investment in energy companies.


The field of COMPUTERS have evolved. The days of blue screens of error and lock ups are long over. Now your operating system no longer technically fails. Instead, error messages have been corrected to blame you for the mistake.


New frontiers of SCIENCE have been reached. Particle colliders have been replaced by larger particle colliders so scientists have new, exciting ways of ensuring you that there’s nothing else in the entire universe nor even the possibility of it.


Humans have come a long way in THINKING. Realist thinkers and paranormal researches have finally reached common ground on allocated time slots on cable-only networks brought to you by our friendly advertisers.


Numerous advances in the ENVIRONMENT have occurred. We have found out that there is something called “good pollution” that blocks out sunlight thereby successfully balancing out the green house effect.


This age of MUSIC has really changed. Remember those bands you used to like several decades ago? Guess what? Some botox, lip syncing, and $499 concert tickets allows you to relive those same songs again...and again.


The stars are shining again in HOLLYWOOD. Advanced special effects and good actors are one-in-the-same. This means you no longer have to worry that your favorite 65 year old film star can’t be in a fourth installment action movie.


It’s a fabulous day for ART. Remember those gaudy paintings and sculptures? Well, they’re gone now, thankfully. Instead, everything has been redesigned to reflect the reality that you live in a post-modern gas chamber.


The COMEDY has become far more hilarious. Comedians have sharpened their skills and originality to bring us yet even more ways to make fun of white trash and black people.


Welcome to the new world of FREE SPEECH. Open debates reign supreme again on radio and television. You are no longer warned and filtered before you go on the air. Instead, you get your life essence sued out of you afterwards.


There are fresh opportunities in the world of MEDIA. Even though the digital convergence hasn’t quite happened juuuuuust yet, that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy a fresh new collection of yet another type of film format that isn’t simply data on a hard drive.




This is real easy and fun.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL1oU6fH25w

[YES]

I thought you had copied-pasted this, except your thing on politics could only come from the heart of a modern day southerner

[Magic Juan]

www.2guys1horse.com

[8 bit orgy]

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

[Potatoes]

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth!

[Servbot]

I look forward to clicking that link when I get home. No spoilers please!

[Sporkism]

That video is so unbearable!

[Mautty]

Thats the guy who died and they made that movie zoo about.
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[Rice]

I saw this a long time ago, so loloolo 1-up, but I could never figure out what the hell was up with his balls!

[Mautty]

They look crazy.
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[Psarevo]

I think I've already seen this, but just to be safe, I'm not going to make sure.

[L Ron Butterfly]

Ha ha ha, I was watching that video, and then the Asian pyramid scheme girl said, "We have to build wide to build deep." I snickered like Beavis out one side of my mouth and Butthead out the other side of my mouth at the same time.