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Sporadic intervals

 
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Richard Cristopolis
~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~
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(Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:30 pm)
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A brilliant mathematician with shizophrenia furiously scribbles an equation on a giant blackboard.

A young and lovely teacher's aid enters the room with two bottles of water in each hand.

The mathematician does a 180 upon hearing the door close, his eyes opened far too wide and arms rigid, as if about to enter a fight. A trembling hand grips the chalk.

He begins instantly, panicked: "Do you know what they say about me? Do you know what they say about me, and my grand-unifying theory of the universe? They say, 'That doctor is literally insane! He and his theory are both insane!' They don't know that I rigorously enjoy other fields of science. They know nothing of my love of my family. All they understand of me is my schizophrenia and my equation!"

The nurse shrugs. "Yeah your problem defines you."

THE DOCTOR THEN SCREAMED FOR FIFTY CONSECUTIVE MINUTES DUE TO AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS CAUSED BY PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIA
Richard Cristopolis
~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~
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(Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:31 pm)
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the END...?
Servbot
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Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:42 pm)
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... Or is it?
Big Fagot
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(Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:43 pm)
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I classify this an A rank joke.
GimpMask
My daddy ate my eyes.
Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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(Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:52 pm)
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More like a gAy rank joke

SEE WHAT I DID THERE
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:17 am)
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Holy shit, did you write that, Rick?
Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:22 am)
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That was fucking awesome.
Richard Cristopolis
~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~
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(Sat Oct 20, 2007 9:36 pm)
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Something comes to me once every two years.
Let My Love Open The Door
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(Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:57 am)
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