I'm a fucking faggot and like this game! |
I suck so much fucking dick! |
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JESUS CHRIST I LOVE BLACK SNAKE |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:58 am) Reply
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I can't believe you wrote out your binary suicide letter like this grandpa |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:00 pm) Reply
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oh gawdddddddddddddddddd |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:42 pm) Reply
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Gimp Mask likes something only if there are no unsavory avenues by which to arrive at an affection for it. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:45 pm) Reply
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OH MY GOD YOU LIKE HEAVENLY SWORD |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:54 pm) Reply
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I'm probably the only person here who has played this game.
Average at best. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:57 pm) Reply
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YOU BETTER NOT THINK THAT |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 6:58 pm) Reply
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AVERAGE
FUCK, WHAT GOT YOU? THE SPIN KICKS OR LEAPING SLASHES? |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:02 pm) Reply
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Why?
It plays like a clunky, slow version of God of War with a disgusting, caramel-skinned skank as a lead character.
That's pretty average. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:03 pm) Reply
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You can't ape a good game without it coming out halfway decent.
And God of War is pretty good! |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:03 pm) Reply
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It worked for the Playstation 2 Castlevanias.
Now those are average! |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:06 pm) Reply
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God of War was shitty because I couldn't beat the first boss! Fuck 3-D! |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9255 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:07 pm) Reply
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That sounds more like you're shitty than the game. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:09 pm) Reply
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It was also a bad game |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:09 pm) Reply
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Sorry, ripping someone's torso in half is awesome, but a good game that does not make |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:10 pm) Reply
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I'm a pretty HARDKORE game person in terms of liking real games, so this is ONE THING I trust my opinion on |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:10 pm) Reply
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No, it just sounds like you suck. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:12 pm) Reply
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I do, but the boss fight was also amound of animal excretion |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:16 pm) Reply
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You would also be interested in God of War II.
You fight an enormously fat whore with her giant sloppy tits on full display.
And her name is Clotho! |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:19 pm) Reply
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Oct 20, 2007 7:20 pm) Reply
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Get it!
Clotho named himself after some stupid bitch in Greek mythology!
That's equivalent to naming myself Buruma40. |
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