Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[johnbuisthegreat]

me: MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Sent at 1:37 PM on Sunday
me: MOM
Sent at 1:39 PM on Sunday
Joanne: hi
me: MOM
its me
Joanne: hi
me: John E Buis II
Joanne: its me mom
I'm at work obviously
me: MOM!
its me J
im in my room
MOM IM IN IRAQ
Mom!
MOM!
I am in Iraq
Joanne: j its me mom
me: mom!
its me J
Joanne: j calm down
me: I AM CALM
I AM!
dont make fun of me
i type without looking at the keyboard
i type quick
Joanne: my boss turned the computer off when he left for the temple so i turned it back on
me: why did he turn it off?
Joanne: me not so fast
me: WHY
MOM I TYPE QUICK WHY CANT YOU
Joanne: hes a dot head
me: thats mean mom
DONT BE MEAN
Joanne: j I'm working three jobs
me: does it suck?
i work one
Joanne: I'm going to be a hundredaire
me: you make 100 dollars a week?
i make over 1700 a week
Joanne: i was a little tired on fri so i left the liquor store at 8 and went home to go to bed
had yesterday off got a new front tire for the bike what a difference
me: do you and steph go riding together?
Joanne: I worked over 65 hours last week
only a couple times shes mostly a bitch
me: i play video games all week and get paid
and eat free food
ITS AMAZING
except the food isnt great
IM SOBER!
Joanne: I got a letter from the DMV for Kim saying her license is suspended for 263 days for not having insurance can u see if she needs help
and let me know or tell her to call me on my new #
did u quit smoking yet
me: I QUIT DRINKING
1 AT A TIME MOM
1 AT A TIME
i only smoke when I travel
Joanne: are u traveling
me: im talking about when I convoy
or go on helo flights
you have to wait 3 hours in advance
DONT BE A JERK MOM
Joanne: is it scary
Sent at 1:58 PM on Sunday
Joanne: I supervise over 30 people at James Square
me: i dont know
i convoy at day
and i sleep
ah ha
if i die I wouldnt even know
Joanne: thats a nice thing to say to your mother and dog
me: i rock way to hard to worry
Joanne: she pooped in the living room again last nite
me: tell her bad
and lock her out of there
whats wrong with her?
ask a dog owner
can she be fixed?
Joanne: I dont know I think she needs to go to the vet though
me: then take her duh
dont be mean
or have dad take her and I will pay him back
Joanne: she may have fleas and maybe worms
me: TALK TO THE VET ABOUT HER POOPING
get someone to take her and pay off the bill and ill transfer some cash money
Sent at 2:03 PM on Sunday
Joanne: She completely peed on all rugs so I put them all in the porch room til I can get them cleaned
me: im not paying for that!
i told you to take her to dads
that would be dads new house covered in Roxie pee!
Joanne: Elaine will kill her
me: all women are crazy
true story
Joanne: If u want me to I will but I dont think it would be good for her
me: im just saying if Roxie is to much for you mom
AH HA HA HA!
Roxie was trained by me!
Joanne: she wouldnt even let elaine come near her when she stopped over
me: does she still jump all over?
Joanne: no
me: DAMNIT
Roxie jumping was great
she would do it all the time
with her scratchy underpaw
Joanne: she still will mostly to guys
she needs her nails cut tooo
me: get it done and bill me
Joanne: well I should have some money soon working 3 jobs after I get caught up
I like dark chocolate m&ms
me: ive seen them
i listen to Wu Tang Clan
im listening to GZA's solo shit right now
Joanne: Im a supervisor J that means I dont have to work
me: ILL STAB YOU WITH A DAGGER UP JACOB'S LADDER
thats Wu Tang shit mom
Sent at 2:13 PM on Sunday
Joanne: Arent they dead
me: ha you dont know the Wu Tang Clan?
Joanne: So are you off today
me: i work at random, i mostly get paid to play video games right now
Joanne: stephs mad at me cause i told her cooking ability is not strong
me: what about my cooking?
Joanne: she wants to bartend at bombadils
you are the best
me: QUESADELICIOUS?
John ate one also
Joanne: especially at quesadeliciouses
me: does he spell his name Jon or John?
I MADE CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE IT WAS SO TOUGH THAT SHIT ISNT EASY TO MAKE! NOT
it is easy
Joanne: brother
I like cheese
me: everyone does
vegans dont eat cheese but they love it
CHEESE IS FUCKING MIRACOLOUS or however you spell it
Joanne: no only cool people
me: i got these things of cinamon toast crunch in my room
and a fridge with a milk thing in it
its like a juice box but has milk in it
not powdered
but at one point it might have been
Joanne: like a milk bag from school
Janets a lunch lady
they dont refrigerate milk in europe cause the dont pasturize it
me: I DONT KNOW MOM ITS SHELF STABLE MILK
IT CAN BE IN 100 DEGREES AND STILL BE OK
i take pepsis from the chow hall
HA
my life is perfect
who needs alcohol
Joanne: I do I live with your sister
me: OH SNAP
Kim?
ah ha ha ha
Joanne: Talk to kim for me will u????
me: I might
blah
Kim is boring
Joanne: Better than snotty Steph
me: OOOOOOOOOOh
I got a roomate here
we just talk about whatever
aint much to do
ill get swamped with tickets soon probably
then I will work
Sent at 2:25 PM on Sunday
Joanne: me too only customers but I tell them I'm talking to my son in Iraq so they shut up
me: excuses excuses
are they mad at you
are they impatient?
Joanne: no they need booze
Sent at 2:30 PM on Sunday
me: IM SOBER FOREVER
IM NEVER DRINKING AGAIN
Sent at 2:31 PM on Sunday
Joanne: Do they have booze there
me: DRY COUNTRY
DONT MAKE FUN OF ME
do you go to wegmans still?
i miss wegmans
Joanne: when I need dog food like today and cat food
Sent at 2:35 PM on Sunday
me: MOM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
MOM
I AM IN IRAQ
i think we are getting shot at
they are on the base
mom
they are coming
MOM
Joanne: STOP IT
I'm plying with the mini bottles of booze
playing that is
me: mom im gonna be on CNN
DEAD
Joanne: I'll KICK YOUR ASS
me: because you arent paying attention to me
Joanne: I have only 2 more hours of work then off to Bombadills for Sunday dinner if the hogs left anything
Bombers son just graguated basic in missouri
I'm listening to Country
me: i only listen to Johnny Cash
and Waylon Jennings
or whoever
ARMY PEOPLE ARE PUSSIES
they annoy me
they are like spoiled children
but the Air Force is the worse
omg
IM 23 YEARS OLD
MOM
IM GONNA DIE BECAUSE TERRORISTS ARE COMING AND YOU CARE MORE ABOUT YOUR JOB THAN ME
Sent at 2:57 PM on Sunday
Joanne: I care more about my next meal right now no of course I care more about you YOU ARE MY FAVORITE SON!
me: gonna go to wacky wyatts?
Sent at 3:00 PM on Sunday
Joanne: no there food makes me sick mostly and is too expensive besides you cook better
Sent at 3:01 PM on Sunday
me: MOM
i am listening to Dragonforce
THEY FUCKING ROCK
POWER METAL
D&D Metal
FUCKING SINGING ABOUT DRAGONS
Sent at 3:02 PM on Sunday
Joanne: did I tell you I had a dragon tatooed on my back
Sent at 3:04 PM on Sunday
me: FUCK YOU
NO YOU DONT
I DO
DONT BE A JERK
Sent at 3:05 PM on Sunday
Joanne: oh yeah i forgot im not cool
Sent at 3:07 PM on Sunday
me: you cant have a tattoo you are a woman
men get tattoos and women learn how to cook and clean
Sent at 3:09 PM on Sunday

[johnbuisthegreat]

This is a thread about CHEESE being the number 1 food product on earth

and

house training dogs

[Vinny]

Your mother seems like a lovely woman.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Mrs. Buis is a classy broad.

[johnbuisthegreat]

you would know

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I would.

[johnbuisthegreat]

from having a casual talk with her on the phone?

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Yes.

[johnbuisthegreat]

thanks for holding back man

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I have to support our troops.

[johnbuisthegreat]

im not a troop anymore im here because I caved in for capitalism

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Same thing.

[johnbuisthegreat]

this is good right here you know you and myself bonding

[Ryoko's Biatch]

I'm glad we finally got a chance to just, you know, chill and talk like this.

[Mautty]

HOMOS
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[Ryoko's Biatch]

Mautty is so jealous of our friendship, John.

[MADali]

ask your mom to post at ftu
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[Nickass]

John Buis' mom is awesome!

[Potatoes]

Joanne: Arent they dead
me: ha you dont know the Wu Tang Clan?

[Let My Love Open The Door]

You're right to show off how cool your mom is, John, she's really cool.