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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:09 pm)
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 FTU's most candid moments |
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| A play in X parts divided by my dick |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:09 pm)
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| Seru40 |
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| *goes to supermarket* |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:10 pm)
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| Seru40 |
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I'm going to need to a do a clean sweep.
I hear from a certain lore, that it's probably in aisle 5.
Something else.
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:10 pm)
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| Seru40 |
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| *stands in front of cleaning products* |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:11 pm)
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| Girl behind Seru |
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| *giggle* |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:12 pm)
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| Seru40 |
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| *grunts and turns around, sees girl holding a mr. clean bottle* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:13 pm)
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| Seru40 |
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| *later that evening, types especially hard and twists own nutsack around a few times* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:14 pm)
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| Yogurtman |
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| You know what, my hand's cramping. Can you please just take the photo already? |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:14 pm)
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| Yogurtman |
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| Honey, I'm home! |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:15 pm)
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| Yogurtwoman |
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| Hey dear, *snort* dinner is in the microwave. I'm just finishing up on the computer, you can have it for the rest of the night! |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 8709
(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:16 pm)
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| Yogurtwoman |
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| Oh, and the Jensens want us to go to church with them on sunday. That's alright, isn't it dear? *snort* |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:17 pm)
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| Yogurtman |
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| Yeah...*nods* Honey, why...why is our dinner table...different? |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:18 pm)
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| Yogurtwoman |
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| Oh! Well, I replaced it with a trough. Because I'm a huge fat, pig! |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:18 pm)
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| Yogurtwoman |
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Magic Juan
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:19 pm)
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| Yogurtman |
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| *Nods, obsequiently gets his dinner out of the microwave and heads over to the computer* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:21 pm)
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| Yogurtman |
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| Wait...dear...why...why are my Kenshin DVDs up for sale on Ebay? Why didn't you ask me first? |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:22 pm)
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| Yogurtwoman |
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| It's because I'm pregnant dear. I'm just selling some of your anime stuff so that we can afford baby formula. Don't you care about the baby, Brian? |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:22 pm)
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| Big Fagot |
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| *awakes violently, feeling like something in the metaverse is in disorder* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:23 pm)
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| Big Fagot |
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| It was just a dream...it was just a dream....*puts his head back down on the pillow* |
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Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Sat Oct 06, 2007 11:23 pm)
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| Big Fagot |
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| *dreams of Mistress 9 getting fucked by Da Bouncer on top of the Burlington Coat Factory* |
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