Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

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The Egotist
Ambrose Bierce

Megaceph, chosen to serve the State
In the halls of legislative debate,
One day with his credentials came
To the capitol's door and announced his name.
The doorkeeper looked, with a comical twist
Of the face, at the eminent egotist,
And said: "Go away, for we settle here
All manner of questions, knotty and queer,
And we cannot have, when the speaker demands
To know how every member stands,
A man who to all things under the sky
Assents by eternally voting 'I.'"

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The Heart
Stephen Crane

In the desert
I saw a creature, naked, bestial,
Who, squatting upon the ground,
Held his heart in his hands,
And ate of it.
I said, "Is it good, friend?"
"It is bitter - bitter," he answered;
"But I like it
Because it is bitter,
And because it is my heart."

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Spring and Fall:
To a young child
Gerard Manley Hopkins

Margaret, are you grieving
Over Goldengrove unleaving?
Leaves, like the things of man, you
With your fresh thoughts care for, can you?
Ah! as the heart grows older
It will come to such sights colder
By and by, nor spare a sigh
Though worlds of wanwood leafmeal lie;
And yet you will weep and know why.
Now no matter, child, the name:
Sorrow's springs are the same.
Nor mouth had, no nor mind, expressed
What heart heard of, ghost guessed:
It is the blight man was born for,
It is Margaret you mourn for.

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Futility
Wilfred Owen

Move him into the sun--
Gently its touch awoke him once,
At home, whispering of fields unsown.
Always it awoke him, even in France,
Until this morning and this snow.
If anything might rouse him now
The kind old sun will know.

Think how it wakes the seeds--
Woke, once, the clays of a cold star.
Are limbs so dear-achieved, are sides
Full-nerved,--still warm,--too hard to stir?
Was it for this the clay grew tall?
--O what made fatuous sunbeams toil
To break earth's sleep at all?

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Ancient Music
Ezra Pound

Winter is icummen in,
Lhude sing Goddamm.
Raineth drop and staineth slop,
And how the wind doth ramm!
Sing: Goddamm.

Skiddeth bus and sloppeth us,
An ague hath my ham.
Freezeth river, turneth liver,
Damn you, sing: Goddamm.

Goddamm, Goddamm, 'tis why I am, Goddamm,
So 'gainst the winter's balm.

Sing goddamm, damm, sing Goddamm.
Sing goddamm, sing goddamm, DAMM.

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The Scholars
W. B. Yeats

Bald heads forgetful of their sins,
Old, learned, respectable bald heads
Edit and annotate the lines
That young men, tossing on their beds,
Rhymed out in love's despair
To flatter beauty's ignorant ear.
All shuffle there; all cough in ink;
All wear the carpet with their shoes;
All think what other people think;
All know the man their neighbour knows.
Lord, what would they say
Did their Catullus walk that way?

[GimpMask]

FAGGOTS BETTER KEEP THEIR FAGGOT NIP SHIT IN THOSE OTHER FAGGOT THREADS

[GimpMask]

You know, I was watching Rollerball, and Oliver Stone really had the activities of the NFL fan in the stands down pat

[GimpMask]

Or I hope he directed it! He probably didn't, but it looked EXACTLY like any Given Sunday

[GimpMask]

I bought Miller Lite today because I needed more than 12 beers to maintain, and I saw that it's the official drink of the NFL

[8 bit orgy]

No way man, that new Rollerball is sweat yall.

[Seru]

That official drink is a little pussyish!

[GimpMask]

Yeah, it is, it would be way cooler if they made STEEL RESERVE the official drink, man these white boys like money

[GimpMask]

Seru, do you think Tugny is better because there's an unspoken rule that no niggers are allowed?_?
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[GimpMask]

Oh God

[Seru]

Sorry pal, no Afro-American culture in Canada.

Everything you're saying is gobbledy-gook to me!

[GimpMask]

If you turn the united states upside down and shake it all of the bad shit settles in Florida
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[Big Fagot]

Tho you know I've been eyeing Brandon for a while, that minxth on the Jetth, and I finally got my chanthe today when he tackled me and we rolled around on the floor like mateth. I grabbed hith dick!

[GimpMask]

Rugny encapsulated in a post

[GimpMask]

I NEED SOME FUCKING LAMPS IN THIS HOUSE

[8 bit orgy]

Those USF niggers are violent. I can imagine the coach yelling at his players before the game to stick to the gameplan with 60,000 people yelling while at the same time there's some ghetto USF nigger spazzing out sweatily on the bench with flashbacks of his friend Pookie getting shot down flashing in his head along with images of WVU's quarterback and running back.

West Virginia rural, impoverished desperation can't compete with real ghetto rage transferred into focused athletics. Not to mention the crowd noise and heat totally overwhelmed underdeveloped West Virginian mind.

[GimpMask]

Oh my God

[Big Fagot]

Oh, roughing the kicker? Mmmm, yeth pleathe!

[GimpMask]

Frank, they're going to end up near or in the top ten!

[GimpMask]

If there's one thing Florida does right, it's football