Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Rice]

Enormous, cloaked figures move with haste through the nighttime streets of Dinotopia. One is in the lead, flanked by two others, all of them hunchbacked titans moving at a speed that can only be aided by urgency. Their shuffling, gigantic figures almost obscure the very thing they are moving; a smaller cloaked figure in between them, looking as if it is having great difficulty keeping up with their earthshaking strides. It is a miracle he isn’t stomped. The figure in the lead glances back, checking out the status of his companions. He draws his hood back slightly, revealing the leering visage of the Triceratops.

“Anomir, can you keep up? Or shall we set a more accommodating pace?”

A snort of derision and the wave of a tail club from the biggest cloaked figure lets us know the Anklyosaur is under the fabric.

“Hmph, I’m not as old as the Wrinkled One, Trax. I can still keep up with the best of them!”

“Ha!” the Triceratops snorts “We shall see when we reach the cavern complexes. How about you, human? How are you keeping up? I never thought I, Trax the Valiant would be escorting a PRIMATE!”

Before the still-terrified human can respond, a laugh from the third figure emerges.

“The only constant is change, is it not. But enough talk. We should hurry, for the crater-orb will not wait for us. Time is our enemy here. If the Tyrannos find out a human has been given the gift of fire…” his words trail off, leaving the three to ponder and dread the possibilities. At this, they pick up the face, and the human practically has to skip to avoid being crushed by the dinosaurs behind him. They go under an overpass, and as they clear it the moonlight is blocked out just a tad longer than it should have been. The Triceratops pauses, and holds up a hand to signal for his companions to do the same. They look around, and if Trax could sweat, the drops would be visible on his prominent forehead. Nothing…then—

TWO BLADES FLY OUT OF DARKNESS; NOT AT TRAX OR THE DINOS BUT AT THE HUMAN! Anomir barely manages to jump over Niknak, covering his soft mammel body. The two blades bounce off harmlessly. At that time, insidious cackling emanates from all around them.

“Kukuku…my, isn’t this…interesting!’

They look up, and standing on the overpass is a dinosaur which seems to be made out of pure darkness. Even in the full moonlight, simply looking at it strains their eyes and causes their vision to shift. They wonder if it is merely an illusion and shake their heads, but when they look again it is gone! Trax pulls out his cleaver-like greataxe instinctively, and huddles with his back against Niknak.

“Everyone form a ring around Nikank! Do not let the mammel fall! Sinosa, what are we up against?!”

Sinosa, the Spinosaur, takes a breath and begins stoically.

“I have heard he travels from territory to territory, sowing chaos and destruction…he owes allegiances to no one, but chooses to aid only those who he believes will cause the greatest damage. He is one of a kind, a creature of blackest night and darkest shadow…the agility of a raptor, the strength of a Tyranno, but his most terrifying power lie in his strange abilities…this is no ordinary opponent!” He looks at Niknak and addresses him emotionlessly.

“Do not worry, human. Trax is the head strategist of Dinotopia’s armies, and Anomir is the greatest defensive mastermind known to dinokind. We will not let you come to harm.”

“Kuku…if this is the best defense that Dinotopia can muster…then the Tyrannos will have an even easier time conquering this city than I thought!”

The three dinosaurs whirl around to see the Shadow-saur standing next to Niknak. The Baryonx grins devilishly down at the human, who nearly shits his pants and drops the torch he’s carrying. With a touch of flourish, he waves his hand and gives a little bow.

“Interesting that someone would entrust the gift of fire to a mammel. It is fitting, then, that you will be the first mammel to see my performance!”

He FLIES UP INTO THE AIR, AND IS MET BY THE SPINOSAURUS WHO SHEDS HIS ROBES AS HE JUMPS UP. Baryonx takes a long black bandana that was wrapped around his head(He was dressed like a ninja) The Spinosaur draws a long, silver blade in response, which seems to gleam even at night. The black dinosaur spins the bandana like a ribbon around him. Sinosa slashes at the Baryonx and his image blinks for a moment, then splits into several copies! They fly at Sinosa, who readies his guard, but they are all swatted out of the air by a massive warclub of a tail! Upon impact they explode into a puff of smoke and disappear. We see Anomir, also having shed his robe, ready for BATTLE. He then comedically gets on all fours and holds his TAIL up.

“In my many decades of experience I have never let an enemy past me. This eve will be no exception!” The massive bone on the end of his tail flies forward again. The Dark Dino darts out of the way, but the wall behind him is blown to pieces.

“That would be bad if it hit me!” it snorts. “If it hit me…” He throws another volley of knives at the vulnerable eyes of the Anklyosaur, but they are knocked away by the downward swing of TRAX’S AXE. The giant meat cleaver has rended the stone under it asunder, and the Baryonx darts away with a healthy respect.

“Kuku…Trax, Head General and Tactician of the Ordo Tricera…I’m honored you would even unveil your weapon against me!

Trax does not respond to this, instead merely repositioning his weapon and staring resolutely at his foe. He glances at his companions, who are ready to fight, and nods at them. Trax charges forward, weapon raised, and swings at the Baryonx, which dodges his attack easily. However, his escape is cut off by the giant wartail of Anomir. He stops and backflips to avoid getting his body crushed, but Sinosa is already behind him. His sail-fin glows with warm energy, which is channeled through his silver sword. He strikes flawlessly, but as the blade should sink into flesh the “victim” merely smirks, and it passes straight through him.

“W-What?!” Sinosa stammers, flabbergasted. “That technique is impossible to dodge!”

“Kukuku…what can solar energy do to a creature of shadow, except make it stronger? COME, TASTE THE NIGHT!” The ninjasaur screams, and a giant orb of darkness envelopes all four of the combatants. They all gasp and strike blindly at air, helpless as hatchlings when deprived of their eyesight.

“Gwee hee hee! It’s rather sad, really. I was hoping for more of a fight from the reputed Dinokatsuki! No matter! PLAYTIME’S OVER!” they hear, as they feel a terrible wind descend upon them.

SUDDENLY the darkness is dispelled! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STUNNED DINOKATSUKI STANDS NIKNAK, HOLDING HIS TORCH, THE GIFT OF FIRE! They all look to their unlikely savior, who stands there, looking defiant at this assassin.

“NOW!” Niknak screams, and they all charge. The Baryonx, caught off guard, dodges all the attacks but is unable to escape a second stroke from Sinosa, and his tail is sliced off as he is backing away. He howls in pain, but maintains enough control to jump away out of reach.

“What’s this?! Human!!-…I wasn’t-…No matter. This will all be ash and dust soon enough. Enjoy your future tombs, fools!”

With that, he darts with inreptilian speed and vanishes into the night. The tail, left behind, begins to thrash about and explodes into a black cloud, then dissipates into air. Before any questions can be asked, they all turn and look at Niknak, still clutching his torch as if his life depended on it. Finally Trax speaks.

“Perhaps there is more to you than it seemed, human.”

[Rice]

“What? What’s the matter?! Elder!” a young dino page comes rushing into the inner bedchambers of the Brontosage.

“I’m sorry, my son…I was just…I just had a terrible vision!” He sweats and clutches the side of his bed.

“A nightmare, sir?”

“In my sleep, yes…but this was no ordinary dream…it felt real.” His forehead nostril things dilate, and he continues. “It was a prophecy, I think…of things to come.”

“What? What did you see?!”

Come here and touch my face, youngling. I will show you…



“What?! What is that?...”

The Brontosage draws a deep breath and sighs sadly.

“The Dino Wars…have begun…"

[Vinny]

Awesome.

Better late than never, though.

[Action Hank]

I love those toys.