Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Vinny · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 12:31 pm)

The Chinese Kombo King vs. ZEED in a DEATH MATCH to decide the Divine Fist of the Earth!

The Divine Fist of the East and Chinese Kombo King, Zhou Shi-Shin, will take on the subhuman monstrosity and Divine Fist of the West, ZEED, in a battle that will end their half-a-century long feud!

The Ant King vs. NGUYEN in FUCK SWAMP MATCH!

They both have claimed each other's lives once before but this time IT'S PERSONAL. They'll battle it out in a suspended ring hung over a WRITHING MASS of DEGENERATE HUMANITY, THE FUCK SWAMP. A pit of radioactively-endowed RAPISTS are ready to violently penetrate whoever who is tossed out of the RING, ending their life once and for all in the most humiliating and agonizing ways imaginable.

The Black Judge vs. The ILLUSIONIST (C) for the FTUW Championship!

The ILLUSIONIST will be defending his title for the 2nd time against the 1000 Goon Slayer, the Black Judge! Will the Judge's gavel declare a guilty verdict, or does the ILLUSIONIST still have a few tricks up his sleeve?!

Jake Callaghan vs. Kanzaki Kenjiro in a JAPANESE DOG COLLAR MATCH.

It's a dog collar match, but with a SLANT (hehe). What this slant is will be revealed at a later date when I come up with it.

Axelrod Waylyn vs. Super Agent Harry Underwood in a Super Mario World-themed match!

It was a match TOO EXTREME, TOO HARDCORE, TOO FUCKING RETARDED for Kenjiro and Callaghan to compete in ... so these guys are doing it instead! Callaghan and Waylyn will battle it out in a match involving a swimming pool full of turtles, among other things. Based on the hit videogame, there's only one guarantee in this match: NO MATTER WHO WINS, THE TURTLES LOSE.

Also, at Super Taboo Tuesday, they dine on turtle soup.

Lunar Plexus & Sparta vs. Gigi and Thrak in a TAG-TEAM MATCH.

After Gigi interrupted Sparta and Plexus' match at last PPV, the two are teaming up to take on her and, for some reason, Thrak! Old feuds die hard, but feuds you never knew existed die the hardest!

Corporal Body vs. Glorious Titan vs. Ryan Rocket in some sort of crazy match.

Yeah!

ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW, SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 23rd!

GimpMask · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:44 pm)

They'll battle it out in a suspended ring hung over a WRITHING MASS of DEGENERATE HUMANITY, THE FUCK SWAMP. A pit of radioactively-endowed RAPISTS are ready to violently penetrate whoever who is tossed out of the RING, ending their life once and for all in the most humiliating and agonizing ways imaginable.

Action Hank · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 2:56 pm)

Gimp Mask could write the Corporal Body vs. Glorious Titan match.

GimpMask · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:00 pm)

Who are they?

Action Hank · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:02 pm)

Jobbers. You can do whatever you want with them.

GimpMask · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:05 pm)

Well, provided I'm granted the permission, sure, why not? I'm not particularly creative, or good with humor, but if they're nobody anyone gives a shit about, it shouldn't be a problem

Action Hank · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:12 pm)

What about Fala Baba?

Vinny · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 3:59 pm)

I think we killed Fala Baba almost immediately after he was introduced.

Big Fagot · (Sat Sep 08, 2007 4:11 pm)

Harry Underwood jumped off a skyscraper and punched him in the head.

Mautty · (Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:52 pm)

You guys should have harry win but then die of instant cancer. because he dose not deserve to lose to axlerod gaylyn. Ill even promo if thats what needs to be done. Im sure I can pull a fight with a Radioactive midget or something.

Big Fagot · (Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:58 pm)

Promoing would probably cause your wishes to come true, yes.

Mautty · (Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:00 pm)

Yeah I dont want to give that jobber a easy win.

Magic Juan · (Fri Sep 21, 2007 8:11 am)

You're going to die faggot.

Vinny · (Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:04 am)

I won't be here for the weekend but I'm going tell everyone to still get their matches ready and see if we can bust most of this out on Sunday.

Also, I might write the Zeed sidestory while I'm at home with nothing to do.

Vinny · (Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:08 am)

Since I won't be able to contact everyone via AIM, here's the deal.

The Chinese Kombo King vs. ZEED in a DEATH MATCH to decide the Divine Fist of the Earth! - That's me.

The Ant King vs. NGUYEN in FUCK SWAMP MATCH! - That's Andre.

The Black Judge vs. The ILLUSIONIST (C) for the FTUW Championship! - I forgot who. Maybe me.

Jake Callaghan vs. Kanzaki Kenjiro in a JAPANESE DOG COLLAR MATCH. - I forgot who on this one, so it's probably me as well.

Axelrod Waylyn vs. Super Agent Harry Underwood in a Super Mario World-themed match! - I believe Spamdini is doing this.

Lunar Plexus & Sparta vs. Gigi and Thrak in a TAG-TEAM MATCH. - Peter? I can't remember. Please correct me, PETER.

Corporal Body vs. Glorious Titan vs. Ryan Rocket in some sort of crazy match. - This is Super PSaturn.

Spamdini · (Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:18 am)

Yeah, I'm doing the Super Mario World match.

Big Fagot · (Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:42 am)

I can do that match.

Action Hank · (Fri Sep 21, 2007 10:50 am)

I hope you read my promos, Vinny.

I guess I should make one more.

Vinny · (Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:34 pm)

My clamor to get everyone to get their matches ready was basically a bluff as I had very little intention to get this PPV out tonight (I got tons of shit to do). I was hoping at least everyone else would be motivated enough to get ready!

So, hopefully this week. Tomorrow I'll try to do a bunch of work since I don't have to start my SCHOOL WEEK until Tuesday (although I still should be doing shit, but wuteva).

GimpMask · (Sun Sep 23, 2007 7:54 pm)

Psaturn's doing Ryan Rocket vs Glorious Titan vs Corporal Body!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA