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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:29 am) Reply

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There's probably a better thread for this, but I just listened to an interview the guy who wrote the LOCALIZED SCRIPT for not only METAL GEAR SOLID 1, but the SILENT HILL SERIES, and WROTE THE SCRIPT for SYMPHONY OF THE NIGHT.
Anyway, the interview is awesome since this guy is responsible for all those beautiful lines and he's a really bitter asshole. He got fired from Konami because he kept trying to rewrite the dialog since it sounded so retarded and Kojima TOOK OFFENSE to messing with his vision or something. He also says he has a huge ego and stuff.
I don't know, he talks about so many great things and he actually PUT THE WELL-GREASED CHAMBER LINE into the game when there wasn't anything like it in the original. He's a god hero champion.
http://www.mgstus.org/downloads/audio/ptt_podcast/ptt_episode011.mp3 |
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Matthew Outland The sum of all the arguments Theldorrin makes for not having children. Joined: 30 Jan 2007 Posts: 2669 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:31 am) Reply

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So he didn't write "He's called Vamp because he's bisexual"
Or the "theres a lot of pressure on my torso?"
I dont care |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:32 am) Reply

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He basically spends 10 minutes shitting over Metal Gear Solid 2, and he talked to the writer who replaced him for that game and she says "It's the worst script I've ever read."
James from Silent Hill 2's voice actor got his job because he brought his daughter in to do the little girl's and then walked up to the voice director and went "Uh, I don't have a job right now, so could you give me a job?"
Konami is an awesome company. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:34 am) Reply

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There are segments of Suikoden 2 where characters speak in kanji. Konami essentially does the worst localizations known to man. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:35 am) Reply

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The interviewers are such pussies. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:37 am) Reply

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Yeah, whenever he trashes a game they're like "Errr, uhm."
He's completely right about Metal Gear Solid 2, but it brings up an interesting point. All this retarded shit makes the game better, but sometimes it gets in the way of the INTENTIONAL SHIT, like DRAMA or EMOTION (the Otacon crying scene in 2 was one of the worst things I've laid my eyes upon).
I'm so glad he just shits all over the Liquid's arm thing, as that's probably what I hate the most. |
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Derek Payne huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke* Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 4743 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:40 am) Reply

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I'm glad that Hideo Kojima is trying to retire from the gaming industry because he's a piece of shit. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:43 am) Reply

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Kojima is apparently a big-headed asshole, too! They talk about how one of them tried to get a picture with him at some party when he was a little tipsy, so he pushed away the guy with the camera and said "Mr. Kojima is busy right now." |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:48 am) Reply

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This is a really good podcast. I never knew they hired English speakers (in Japan) for Silent Hill 2. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:34 am) Reply

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This is really really good! |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:08 pm) Reply

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The part about Symphony of the Night at the end is really excellent! |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:12 pm) Reply

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really? really! |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:19 pm) Reply

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He's right on the money when he says it sounds like they recorded that shit in someone's tub, he's wrong about the quality of the voice work though. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:29 pm) Reply

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Your second statement is false. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:35 pm) Reply

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Anyway, I don't think he's bitter or an asshole, at least from what he says here.
People who host podcasts (I wish there was a better word for this) are basically the worst possible interviewers. Do any of these fucking guys not sound like faggots? It's especially bad when you can tell that they have a gay boner for whatever they're discussing.
"Full Metal ..."
"Full Metal Alchemist?"
"Uh, no." |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:15 pm) Reply

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God, that part was so infuriating. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:27 pm) Reply

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Fanboys are basically the worst interviewers. You'd think it'd be tough asking questions with someone's dick in your mouth. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:07 pm) Reply

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I'm surprised Seru didn't shit his pants over this.
"What do you here?" - justified!!! |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:11 pm) Reply
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I like to pretend there is no wizard behind the curtain. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:16 pm) Reply

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Second part of this was released, but it's not as good as the first. Basically, they just bitch about Metal Gear Solid 2 for 30 minutes and talk about how much an asshole Scott Dolph is.
It's up at metalgearsolid.org. |
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