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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:13 pm) Reply

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| Yogurtman: Theldorrin, I've decided to let you live. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:18 pm) Reply

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| Glam Rock Ken: I'm not a whore. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:29 pm) Reply

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| Chris: ALDP and Jason aren't drawing attention to ME by singling me out to not post in this thread, or at least forcing me to make at least a few posts about myself in order to register my opposition. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:30 pm) Reply

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| Chris: Yeah, I guess I should just leave this thread to brilliant and hilarious posters like Triple Life. I can only make it worse! |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:31 pm) Reply

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| Wow, you sure can make it gay and crybabyful. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:31 pm) Reply

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| You really are sickeningly bad at this. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:38 pm) Reply

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Hahaha, other than his last one, Chris literally hasn't made a contribution yet that wasn't just his opinion phrased as a negative. Was the joke that you would intentionally be bad at this? In the same way, over and over again? How could that possibly be funny?
In your defense, it looks like you're only getting defensive as a kneejerk response, and if you reread the thread you'd probably appreciate how bad your posts really are. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:39 pm) Reply

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| Chris: The whole fucking point of parodying these lists is NOT to be groaningly awful. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:40 pm) Reply

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| You're the only person approaching it that way, you worthless fucking shit stain. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:40 pm) Reply

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Yeah, I guess I should take this more seriously.
JESUS CHRIST! |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:42 pm) Reply

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| Chris: I acknowledge that I wasn't very funny, and it wasnt all intentional. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:42 pm) Reply

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| Chris: I get the joke and have a worthwhile addition to make. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:43 pm) Reply

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| MADali: Tribalism isn't a very good idea. Now, can someone point me to the nearest Starbucks? |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:43 pm) Reply

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| Well, I guess it's not so much that he wouldn't say it, but that his wrongness in doing so would be vastly incalculable on a scouter-destroying level of boundlessness. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:45 pm) Reply

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| This is one of the gayest things that has happened in a long time. |
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Let My Love Open The Door I do God's work of raping BITCHES! Joined: 22 Mar 2007 Posts: 6666 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:45 pm) Reply

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| You have just described your continued posting in this thread succinctly and accurately. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:46 pm) Reply

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| Chris, didnt you initially say this thread was good, but now you're saying its gay, because two teenagers threw their milkshakes at you and called you old? |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:49 pm) Reply

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| Spamdini: I wonder if John Kerry would consider hopping the border and giving us a little much needed leadership. Mindless fighting is not the sort of thing a mature adult should be reading about. |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:49 pm) Reply

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| Chris: Yes. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:54 pm) Reply

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Chris: I don't mind that my flow got fucked. People get what I was going for and, let's be honest, my posts aren't a work of art anyway.
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