Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Derek Payne · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:17 pm)

I've never had problems carrying on a conversation (I did a lot of public speaking in High school, and I've continued being a very vocal person in and after college). My only real flaws are that the older I get the worse I get at meeting new people (mostly because of laziness), and I'm a miserable failure when it comes to trying to get a date (I have a knack for picking girls who are already taken, or when I'm in a dating situation I never make a move because I keep telling myself that the girl find me physically repulsive and she just wants to be my friend and then it becomes too late because she decides to get back together with her old boyfriend).

Oh well, I guess I got a couple free meals and cups of coffee out of it.

Rice · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:18 pm)

Nigga, you need to go for it. Are you even still fat?

Ryoko's Biatch · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:19 pm)

I'm sure this makes me an asshole, but I'm impressed with the fact that Derek has been on dates before because I was under the impression that he and Mike just sat around all day playing video games and masturbating.

Theldorrin · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:19 pm)

I find conversation difficult nowadays because if I stop concentrating there's a high probability of me going into a coughing fit, and such.

I'm naturally pretty shy, too, though I don't have a problem talking to people if necessary.

Big Fagot · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:23 pm)

I think people underestimate Seru's mental disorders.

Everyone here is crazy, but it's important to consider that basically everyone in the world has any number of mental disorders.

It's funny because in the wild, animals typically have as many diseases as they can survive with, so we evolve and make doctors to get rid of diseases, but in the process we grow big complex brains, and look what happens!

Derek Payne · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:27 pm)

I don't masturbate that much anymore.

It's been about 2 or 3 years since I've been on a date because I basically gave up after that girl picked her boyfriend, and then not long after the next girl I tried asking out rejected me, and I found out it was for our friend Kevin which was pretty upsetting. Since then I've essentially tried less and less moving towards a situation of mild acceptance about spending the rest of my life as a virgin.

So yeah basically all I do is play videogames. I used to go see movies constantly, and go to parties to be the designated driver and maybe smoke pot with some friends I didn't see often except at parties and talk to girls, but be a jackass and never ask for their number, but I don't do any of that now (I don't know anybody in fucking Kentucky), and I started to do it a lot less the last time I was in Eugene. Basically, I just play videogames now.

Matthew Outland · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:29 pm)

ITs civilization and the system man. AS THomas JEfferson said

"I am convinced that those societies (as the Indiands) which live without government, enjoy in their general mass an infinitely greater degree of happiness than those who live under the European governments"

However we exterminated them because we're insane

Derek Payne · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:32 pm)

Most of the things about Seru that could be considered insane are an act, and you can tell when he drops them in the occasional post. I'm also under the impression that if you met him in person Seru would be one of the nicest guys here.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:34 pm)

Complacency with a bad life is not particularly better than being an embarrassing failure.

Derek Payne · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:36 pm)

I readily refer to myself as an embarassing failure so your post confuses me.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:47 pm)

Man, speaking of failures in social situations, I hate it when you do a your mom joke and it turns out their mom is dead, because I just did it half an hour ago!

Derek Payne · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:48 pm)

When has the parent being dead ever mattered?

Rice · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:49 pm)

RELEEASSSE MEEEEE!!!!!!

HISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Let My Love Open The Door · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:50 pm)

It's so rude for somebody to bring it up if you're not completely going to town with it.

It's like geez, how long have you been waiting to lay THAT one on somebody?

Seru · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:59 pm)

Hey, the fact that I'm nice to a fault is a serious problem in and of itself.

I can't even say no to a survey!

Even when they call at fucking 9:30 while I'm trying to prune a list of Japanese cartoons I've seen in the past.

Username · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:10 pm)

MHH, that kind of thing happens to me all the time, occasionally multiple times to the same person.

This one time, I was talking to this girl, and I made some offhand joke about her boyfriend raping her, and as I was finishing my sentence I remembered that she had been raped by a gang of black dudes when she was 12.

Theldorrin · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:11 pm)

It's ok so long as she wasn't dating that gang of black dudes.

My Head Hurts 90 · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:28 pm)

God, like an hour and a half later they tell me it was a joke.

I fucking hate people sometimes.

Derek Payne · (Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:38 pm)

Seru I know exactly what you're talking about. God, I can't believe I feel bad about not taking an hour long survey from a telemarketer so inevitably I end up doing it, and it takes two hours.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:23 am)

I constantly want to make your mom jokes when I see one of my sister's friends but I can't let loose because her mom is dead.