Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Sporkism · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:58 am)

I hate facial hair. Some people look fine enough with it, I guess, but I'm not attracted to it at all.
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Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:47 am)

hehe y don't u just suck all our cocks and well rate u!!!!

ALDP · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:03 pm)

You will be called a whore if you engage on any topic related to your being a woman, and also if the topic isn't related to you being a woman, also if you don't participate.

MADali's trolling is so bizarre. He was drunk on MSN or AIM last year and I let him call me on Skype or something. The first thing I asked him was if he watched Mad Men and he was like "You have this great opportunity to talk to somebody from a different culture!"
I don't remember what we talked about after that because it was just awkward and stupid, I guess it was something about our CULTURES. At some point I said something like "wherever you're from" and he started going on about how I'm such a typical American and I don't even know what country he's from. I don't think we talked for more than like 10 minutes and afterwards all I could do was wonder what kind of disaster MADali's life must be if he would try to amuse himself by starting that kind of shit with a non-stranger.

Fagzilla · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:19 pm)

He sounds like a terrible, low human being!

Magic Juan · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 12:47 pm)

One of the first things Morgan said to me at Lollapalooza was something like, "If I were in the fountain (there is a huge fountain in the middle of Grant Park), there'd be dick fountains all over spraying jizz on me" or something like that. Anyways, her boyfriend at the time was right there and that was one of the first times I got kind of self-conscious about that line of joking!

Sporkism · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:21 pm)

Hahaha, I have no recollection of that at all. It actually doesn't sound like something I'd say in meatspace to begin with!

It was a few years ago, so who knows.
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Derek Payne · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:27 pm)

whoregan

Sporkism · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:33 pm)

gayrek
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Derek Payne · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:35 pm)

This was a good exchange.

Seru · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:10 pm)

The inability to tongue bath an erect flesh cannon to climax is a sign of genteel demureness. It's a demeaning and deplorable practice and anyone that refuses to put lip to tip should be showered with accolades. Shame!

Seru · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:10 pm)

Perfect post 69.

Action Hank · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:12 pm)

Yes, ALDP, but he didn't have to use it again, which made me happy because I find "bone" to be the funniest euphemism for sex.

Theldorrin, the only one who is racist here is you, for being unable to distinguish between attractive and unattractive/average looking Asian women.

Derek Payne · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:19 pm)

I'm very skilled at the art of the bj.

Seru · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:22 pm)

You'll never be a proper lady.

Derek Payne · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:28 pm)

I feel so ashamed.

Action Hank · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:37 pm)

what what in the butt

ALDP · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:11 pm)

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD, YOU'RE NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO SAY MY NAME OR I'LL KILL YOU

Action Hank · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:19 pm)

Your name is SHIT!

Seru · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:41 pm)

Proclivity for taking dick to the brain can probably measured on a scale of how much you enjoy Black Sabbath. So I accept your lifestyle choice, D.Payne.

Seru · (Mon Sep 20, 2010 4:42 pm)

The HARMONICA in THE WIZARD is so fucking good! I've never been so tempted to learn such a worthless instrument in my life.