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Big Fagot
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Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Sun Jan 10, 2010 9:50 pm)
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Also, the character is always dressing and posing and behaving in ways that are more a female fantasy than a male one.
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:03 pm)
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I played the PS3 demo of this and it's pretty awesome aside from the fact that the camera control is slow bullshit garbage. My friend is gonna get it so I'll probably play it after he beats it (I don't have a latest generation console).
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 4743
(Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:20 pm)
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Bayonetta is one of the most likeable female protagonists in a while. It's a shame the plot is such incomprehensible garbage.
Vinny
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Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:27 pm)
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I don't know what you need to know, Bayonetta punches God into the sun.
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johnbuisthegreat
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Joined: 07 Feb 2007
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(Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:53 pm)
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She shoots from her feet.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:43 pm)
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Big Fagot
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(Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:23 pm)
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Oh yeah, the camera is absolutely unbelievable. They probably put in thousands of man/woman-hours of playtesting to find out that the best camera control for a game that operates at the bleeding edge of human reaction time has a maximum rotation speed less than the Sun orbiting the Earth.
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 3224
(Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:19 am)
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Haha the sun orbiting the earth.
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 9256
(Sat Jan 16, 2010 3:09 am)
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I have successfully punched God into the Sun.
Ryoko's Biatch
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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(Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:12 pm)
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Guys, you can adjust the camera speed in options! For some dumbass reason the default is the lowest speed.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:24 pm)
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I just started playing. Thanks for the tip!
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:05 am)
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Man, evil David Bowie is a total dick.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:05 am)
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AS FOR THE FINAL BOSS, if it takes that long to fight the actual God I think I'll pass.
Big Fagot
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:19 am)
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It does.
Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:43 pm)
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The final boss fight wasn't too bad.
Ryoko's Biatch
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:39 pm)
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Well, the instant death attack was pretty bad.
Vinny
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Joined: 16 Jan 2007
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 3:56 pm)
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who identifies the bad guy as evil David Bowie.
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:14 pm)
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Every boss was pretty easy. The last fight was just prolonged by GWEE HEE HEE, YOU'RE A LITTLE GIRL NOW and TURN INTO A PANTHER AND RUN THE FUCK AWAY OR YOU'LL DIE RIGHT NOW. It was also a bit of a disappointment after the way they concluded the previous boss fight.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:18 pm)
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There also should have been an achievement for destroying Jupiter and Mars.
Vinny
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(Thu Jan 21, 2010 7:59 pm)
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I collected all the Umbran Tears of Blood but apparently the one achievement I haven't gotten yet is to collect EVERYTHING in the game, so I have to fuck around and find heart pieces and MAGIC STONES before I can say I'm done with this game.
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