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Seru
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:10 am)
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Chapter 7: Holy fuck! The most distressing part about the giant tank battle is it wasn't even the highest class of tank. 
And hey, a 12-year-old girl just joined my squad. Eat shit dead children in video games taboo! |
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Vinny
[00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass?
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:16 am)
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I don't know if I like this game.
It's really TOO SLOW for my taste, and I really can't stand for any of my characters to die. I did a SKIRMISH and a tank burst through a fucking wall and murdered my AWESOME SNIPER GUY so I immediately quit and haven't touched the game since.
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Seru
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:23 am)
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| Then you just touch him and call the medic. Snipers are supposed to be pussies anyway. |
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L Ron Butterfly
I take pop music pretty seriously.
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:09 am)
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| Chris's first post in this thread is high art, kind of. |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:10 pm)
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| Snipers are handy, but they really are far too slow to be truly effective on a a lot of missions. |
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Seru
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:17 pm)
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| I think my lesbian engineer has racked up more kills than all of my snipers. Pretty pathetic! |
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Seru
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:17 pm)
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| And hey, the perfect 69 post! |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:34 pm)
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| Dallas really is the best engineer. |
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Magic Juan
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:16 pm)
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| What fucking game is this? |
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Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:40 pm)
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| Quote: | | Chris's first post in this thread is high art, kind of. |
Thanks for causing me to look at it again!
I laughed even harder than I did just after I originally posted it.
Perfect timing, perfect execution, as always. |
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Seru
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:15 am)
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Oh man, this chapter is totally ;__________;.
Spoilers! |
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Vinny
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:56 am)
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So does the story become good?
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Seru
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:13 pm)
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| I guess. It's a fairly archetypal war story for the most part. They haven't really delved into the crazy mystical bullshit aspect just yet. I'm pretty sure that's just around the corner. |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:19 pm)
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| Seriously, nice job creating a game with combat centred around GUNS and TANKS then introducing some completely invincible silver haired bitch with red eyes, huge tits and a flaming lance that shoots blue fireballs. Then we'll just pretend she doesn't exist for four chapters. Also, a completely pointless side chapter dedicated to bumming around a beach. Slutty Alicia in a white bikini to boot! |
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Seru
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:19 pm)
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| It's like one of my Japanese animes. |
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Big Fagot
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 12:29 pm)
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| I bet if I bit into Peach's knockers it'd be crisp and juicy like an underripe pear. |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:59 pm)
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| The game plays out a lot like an anime with little side missions that are essentially filler arcs. |
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Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:41 pm)
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| I really enjoyed the chase the armoured car mission until I realized I could take it out with a single shocktrooper. |
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Derek Payne
huhhhh *puke* huhhhhhuh come on mike save the game *puke*
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:12 pm)
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| Vyse and Rosie are so mighty. |
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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sat Dec 13, 2008 11:13 pm)
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