Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Richard Cristopolis · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:54 am)

Hah! I never saw that. That's pretty good.

I love it when people are invested in their humor.

ChrisPsaros · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:29 pm)

I'm really going to miss that posting style.

But apparently I'm the only one who will, so oh well.

Jason · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:33 pm)

Nothing changed.
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Jason · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:38 pm)

Did you seriously just make a post about how you no longer make posts about posts?
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ChrisPsaros · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 4:41 pm)

I made a self-regarding post about posting that was germane to the conversation, which was in response to YOU making a self-regarding post about posting (within a thread about threads). So it's okay for you, but not me?

Here's what's happening right now: I decided to humor you and ALDP by taking things down a notch. But in fact, this decision was actually, maybe even mostly, because a couple of weeks ago I asked Lexy if I'm really THAT bad on here, and she admitted that she thought I WAS that bad, and horrible and not-funny. So I said, "okay, well, if even SHE doesn't like it...'"

If I'm LITERALLY the ONLY person who enjoys my sense of humor (so fucking good, but whatever), if even she hates it, then fine. Let's try something else. Let's adjust again, like I did after the Brokeback to the Future Explosion (and not, by the way, because you were right about anything but a small portion of what you said, but because you believed you were, and everybody else did too, and that moment made me realize that I either had to go for broke and embrace my FTU persona fully, and suffer the consequences of people thinking that it was not a distorted funhouse-mirror version of Chris Psaros, but actually the way Chris Psaros literally was, because, after all, the only information you have to go on is what I post, or step back from it. I chose to step back from it.)

However, all "adjusting" means is that I'm no longer going to stretch things the way I used to stretch them.

It does NOT mean that I'm calling you out for some retarded Simon Says game of "gotcha", where what was a constant stream of posts along some line becomes one post of that sort every two months (ie, no more than anybody else), but you'll be on the case in noting that I "haven't removed anything truly comprehensively" and continuing to psychotically scan every word I utter for leaks, and if you find one, concluding that "NOTHING HAS CHANGED."

I'm not never, ever going to make a single post about posts again. I'm just not going to spout extended, annoying diarrhea about posts.

In any case, all of the water under the bridge can't be used to hold me to some ridiculous, impossibly austere code of posting that nobody else holds others (nor themselves) to.

It's gradations, not an on-off switch. And even if I have, in recent times, done this-or-that shitty thing that I used to do with much greater intensity, you see the (drastic) shift between years ago and now when you go back and look honestly. Even if you're NOT looking honestly.

ALDP's post in this thread really says it all: "It's insane how bad he was in 2007 and how identically bad he is today". Yeah, hoho, the second part, but even he can see that me now absolutely pales in comparison to me then. I have to say, "then" was more fun, but again, the consequences, the trade-off, become less and less worth it with time.

I wish I could just make a character and play these Vampire/FTUW, etc. games, because that safely disambiguates everything, and have that be enough of an outlet, but for whatever reason, it's not. I hunger for FTU itself as the game (and me as the character).

But everyone else takes this place, and each other, so seriously and literally now (I blame you faggots meeting each other and becoming actual friends), that way of existing here isn't viable anymore.

Fine, fuck.

Magic Juan · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:19 pm)

I made a self-regarding post about posting that was germane to the conversation, which was in response to YOU making a self-regarding post about posting (within a thread about threads). So it's okay for you, but not me?

Here's what's happening right now: I decided to humor you and ALDP by taking things down a notch. But in fact, this decision was actually, maybe even mostly, because a couple of weeks ago I asked Lexy if I'm really THAT bad on here, and she admitted that she thought I WAS that bad, and horrible and not-funny. So I said, "okay, well, if even SHE doesn't like it...'"

If I'm LITERALLY the ONLY person who enjoys my sense of humor (so fucking good, but whatever), if even she hates it, then fine. Let's try something else. Let's adjust again, like I did after the Brokeback to the Future Explosion (and not, by the way, because you were right about anything but a small portion of what you said, but because you believed you were, and everybody else did too, and that moment made me realize that I either had to go for broke and embrace my FTU persona fully, and suffer the consequences of people thinking that it was not a distorted funhouse-mirror version of Chris Psaros, but actually the way Chris Psaros literally was, because, after all, the only information you have to go on is what I post, or step back from it. I chose to step back from it.)

However, all "adjusting" means is that I'm no longer going to stretch things the way I used to stretch them.

It does NOT mean that I'm calling you out for some retarded Simon Says game of "gotcha", where what was a constant stream of posts along some line becomes one post of that sort every two months (ie, no more than anybody else), but you'll be on the case in noting that I "haven't removed anything truly comprehensively" and continuing to psychotically scan every word I utter for leaks, and if you find one, concluding that "NOTHING HAS CHANGED."

I'm not never, ever going to make a single post about posts again. I'm just not going to spout extended, annoying diarrhea about posts.

In any case, all of the water under the bridge can't be used to hold me to some ridiculous, impossibly austere code of posting that nobody else holds others (nor themselves) to.

It's gradations, not an on-off switch. And even if I have, in recent times, done this-or-that shitty thing that I used to do with much greater intensity, you see the (drastic) shift between years ago and now when you go back and look honestly. Even if you're NOT looking honestly.

ALDP's post in this thread really says it all: "It's insane how bad he was in 2007 and how identically bad he is today". Yeah, hoho, the second part, but even he can see that me now absolutely pales in comparison to me then. I have to say, "then" was more fun, but again, the consequences, the trade-off, become less and less worth it with time.

I wish I could just make a character and play these Vampire/FTUW, etc. games, because that safely disambiguates everything, and have that be enough of an outlet, but for whatever reason, it's not. I hunger for FTU itself as the game (and me as the character).

But everyone else takes this place, and each other, so seriously and literally now (I blame you faggots meeting each other and becoming actual friends), that way of existing here isn't viable anymore.

Fine, fuck.

Jason · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:25 pm)

You've been singing this same song since 2003.

I don't psychoanalyze you, you're just completely transparent.
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ALDP · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:30 pm)

Faggy Faggy

ALDP · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:33 pm)

Hey Chris, you made a long bitch ass post about how you're gonna stop being a bitch, but it's not because we were making fun of you, it's because your lady friend told you you're not funny. How are you better than you were four years ago, exactly?

ALDP · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:45 pm)

I made a self-regarding post about posting that was germane to the conversation, which was in response to YOU making a self-regarding post about posting (within a thread about threads). So it's okay for you, but not me?

Here's what's happening right now: I decided to humor you and ALDP by taking things down a notch. But in fact, this decision was actually, maybe even mostly, because a couple of weeks ago I asked Lexy if I'm really THAT bad on here, and she admitted that she thought I WAS that bad, and horrible and not-funny. So I said, "okay, well, if even SHE doesn't like it...'"

If I'm LITERALLY the ONLY person who enjoys my sense of humor (so fucking good, but whatever), if even she hates it, then fine. Let's try something else. Let's adjust again, like I did after the Brokeback to the Future Explosion (and not, by the way, because you were right about anything but a small portion of what you said, but because you believed you were, and everybody else did too, and that moment made me realize that I either had to go for broke and embrace my FTU persona fully, and suffer the consequences of people thinking that it was not a distorted funhouse-mirror version of Chris Psaros, but actually the way Chris Psaros literally was, because, after all, the only information you have to go on is what I post, or step back from it. I chose to step back from it.)

However, all "adjusting" means is that I'm no longer going to stretch things the way I used to stretch them.

It does NOT mean that I'm calling you out for some retarded Simon Says game of "gotcha", where what was a constant stream of posts along some line becomes one post of that sort every two months (ie, no more than anybody else), but you'll be on the case in noting that I "haven't removed anything truly comprehensively" and continuing to psychotically scan every word I utter for leaks, and if you find one, concluding that "NOTHING HAS CHANGED."

I'm not never, ever going to make a single post about posts again. I'm just not going to spout extended, annoying diarrhea about posts.

In any case, all of the water under the bridge can't be used to hold me to some ridiculous, impossibly austere code of posting that nobody else holds others (nor themselves) to.

It's gradations, not an on-off switch. And even if I have, in recent times, done this-or-that shitty thing that I used to do with much greater intensity, you see the (drastic) shift between years ago and now when you go back and look honestly. Even if you're NOT looking honestly.

ALDP's post in this thread really says it all: "It's insane how bad he was in 2007 and how identically bad he is today". Yeah, hoho, the second part, but even he can see that me now absolutely pales in comparison to me then. I have to say, "then" was more fun, but again, the consequences, the trade-off, become less and less worth it with time.

I wish I could just make a character and play these Vampire/FTUW, etc. games, because that safely disambiguates everything, and have that be enough of an outlet, but for whatever reason, it's not. I hunger for FTU itself as the game (and me as the character).

But everyone else takes this place, and each other, so seriously and literally now (I blame you faggots meeting each other and becoming actual friends), that way of existing here isn't viable anymore.

Fine, fuck.

Richard Cristopolis · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 5:59 pm)

I made a massovum to BELPHEGOR, IN HIS DOMAIN OF SLOTH AND LUST making a self-regarding man essence about man essenceing (within a fat twat about fat twats). So it's okay for Belphegor, in his domain of sloth and lust, but not Korrok, before whom I serve none?

Here is a bag of Doritos filled with velveta popped in microwave for ten seconds: I oil upd to Fine, fuck. Belphegor, in his domain of sloth and lust and ALDP by taking elastic anusi down to the slimy thigh. But in my own weight of Nazi gold, this blood keg was actually, maybe even mostly, because a couple of weeks ago I asked Lexy if I'm oiled up enough THAT oiled up enough on here, and anthroposized manifestation of viscid acid ejaculate admitted that anthroposized manifestation of viscid acid ejaculate thought I WAS that oiled up enough, and oiled up enough and not-chubby-whip.. So I said, "okay, well, if even ANTHROPOSIZED MANIFESTATION OF VISCID ACID EJACULATE doesn't like it...'"

If I'm GAMMEYED the RIGHT chap who enjoys my sense of Fine, fuck. (so fuck me good, but don’t stop fuck me good), if even anthroposized manifestation of viscid acid ejaculate hates it, then fine. Let's try so Korrok, before whom I serve nonething else. Let's rock out again, like I did after the Brokeback to DON"T know who i am anymore (and not, by the way, because Belphegor, in his domain of sloth and lust were right about anything but a small portion of what Belphegor, in his domain of sloth and lust said, but because Belphegor, in his domain of sloth and lust believed Belphegor, in his domain of sloth and lust were, and Mike Fassbender else did too, and that me Korrok, before whom I serve nonent made Korrok, before whom I serve none realize that I either had to go for crack and embrace my crippling barbiturate addiction, and suffer the consequences of crippling barbituates that it was not a distorted funhouse-mirror version of CHRISTOPHER, PSAAAAAROOOOOOOOOSSSS, but actually FUCKING A DISTORTED FUN HOUSE MIRROR VERSION OF CHRIS, PISS AH ROOOOOAZ the only information Belphegor, in his domain of sloth and lust have to go on is what I man essence, or step back from it. I chose to be defiant like Kobe Bryant.)

However, all "rock outing" Korrok, before whom I serve noneans is that I'm no longer going to stretch elastic anusi the way I used to stretch them. elastic anusi.

ALDP · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:03 pm)

Here's what's happening right now: Chris is going through the motions. He might rein in his obnoxiousness ever so slightly for a few weeks. Because it's incredibly painful for him NOT to be obnoxious, he'll overestimate how tolerable he's being. Every time he thinks of a shitty, worthless joke, he'll think he's being generous by not posting it. Within the year he will make a post about Coke and Pepsi tasting the same. In September he'll argue about when the board was formed. He will do the same unreadable shit he always does. He will snap and go turbo-bitch and claim that I harass him and that he posts a lot better than he used to.

ALDP · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:08 pm)

What you do isn't funny, Chris. It has never been funny. No matter what changes take place in your crappy life or your stupid shitty garbage brain, your posts are always exactly the same. The reason this board exists is because the people who post at it are friends. It doesn't matter what you think this board is SUPPOSED to be, it exists because most of us like each other and like discussing our shared interests.

ALDP · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:09 pm)

Some of us also like to make jokes but you seem extremely limited in your capacity to do that.

Jason · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 6:54 pm)

Please note that it took Matt four minutes to post all of that, Chris. Your depiction of him and me as obsessed with you because we're the only ones who care enough to say something when you're being ridiculous is very weak.
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Theldorrin · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 7:55 pm)

Poor Christopher.
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ChrisPsaros · (Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:56 pm)

The pendulum does indeed always swing back the other way, when you and Jason ease off on your own turbo-bitch "fuuuuuck, my emotional imbalances, anger issues, insecurities, and self-loathing need to be compensated for, time to harrass people on FTU" pedals.

You are absolutely right that it swings back, because I start relaxing and posting my impulsive, dumb shit again without feeling as though some cunt is going to take it personally that I'm posting impulsive, dumb shit and blowing it out of proportion and putting me into a no-win situation of either ignoring it or literally forcing me to be MORE awful by responding to it (and then being further blamed for the resulting awfulness).

I literally don't even have to lift a finger to incite that kind of shit against me, like the other day when John Buis brought up my YouTube videos out of the fucking blue and it somehow instantly became my fault that he did that, since I didn't meticulously and thoroughly avoid acknowledging the existence of the posts.

So yes, the pendulum swings back, and that's because each style of posting (shitty or absence-of-shitty) has its advantages and disadvantages, the chief disadvantage of absence-of-shitty being that it does not grease the wheels of posting nearly as well as its opposite, and what I want, more than anything, the highest goal to which I can aspire, is to generate more FTU posts.

However, when it does swing back, it never swings back as far, or in quite the same way. I continually refine the way I am shitty, and my boundaries and limitations. After all, you and Jason will, inevitably, go on the warpath the next time you feel the need to do so, and I might as well keep my transgressions as innocuous as "Pepsi and Coke are indistinguishable", if for no other reason than to let you publicly hang yourself on your own insane overcriticality over something as dumb as that, because I'm not giving you anything more to work with.

(Not that you reserve that insane overcriticality for just me, but the discussion of that will come later in this post.)

Sporkism · (Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:28 am)

oh my god, SHUT UP
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ChrisPsaros · (Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:34 am)

I just read the Soda Snobbery thread again.

Nonetheless, much of the above still applies.

Sporkism · (Tue Jun 07, 2011 12:37 am)

I have to admit that as annoying as Chris can be sometimes, all the Chris-shitting is getting on my nerves too.

Okay, we get it, you guys hate Chris.

Okay, we get it, Chris can't stand to NOT take the bait on all the incessant BITCHMONGERING being constantly spewed at him.

How hard is it for you retards to just shut the fuck up about all this already?
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