Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

ALDP · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:47 pm)

I'm on the edge of my seat, you fucking nerdlingers! duhhjhhhhhh *jacks off to football* yah fantasy football is the right word for it because it's obvious you all fantasize about football way too much, you worship and covet giant black men in pads, you all get boners in front of your families when your teams score a touchdown
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ALDP · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:49 pm)

FFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Magic Juan · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:01 pm)

We have 8 now, so I don't know if we want to draft on the weekend and try for 10, or what. Or do tonight!

bitter gigatron · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:09 pm)

If we don't draft before this Thursday, we will miss week 1 (again). My vote is for tonight.

Yogurtman · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:30 pm)

We can still do it Friday or Saturday as well, and just not use Titans or Steelers in week 1.

Spamdini · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 8:41 pm)

If it's either Friday or Saturday, it would have to be in the afternoon.
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Ryoko's Biatch · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 9:00 pm)

I could probably only do it on Saturday unless you could do it earlier in the day (like around 12 or 1 in the afternoon) during the week.

Spamdini · (Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:04 pm)

I'm fine with earlier in the day during the week, but that probably wouldn't fly with most people. And objections to Saturday at 1?
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Magic Juan · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:59 pm)

Works for me.

ALDP · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:41 pm)

Momma I wanna watch a Blue's Clues
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ALDP · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:42 pm)

I'm sorry sweetie, but you shouldn't go in the living room. It's... football time right now.
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ALDP · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:45 pm)

*sitting bolt upright in an easy chair, an ice cold brewski in one hand and a pennant for some faggot ass loser football team in the other*

*forehead is covered with perspiration*

*eyes are unblinking and filmy*

*cock is so utterly engorged it has lost all semblance of human flesh; it stands without moving, no blood flowing in or out*
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Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

ALDP · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:46 pm)

*scores a touchdown*
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Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

ALDP · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:48 pm)

*shows movement for the first time in hours as his cock unloads like a fucking cattle gun right onto the bottom of his chin, sending his head jerking back so hard it flies off into the kitchen and knocks a pot out of his mom's hand*
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Clubs: Chums, FTU Non-Virgins, Secret Bad Company Club, Elite Boys [ReBoot]

ALDP · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:48 pm)

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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FancyMichael · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:51 pm)

I can only do it on Sunday at 3 in the morning (but not past 3:45) and only if there is a gibbous moon. I am SOOOO OCCUPIED the other 23 hours and 15 minutes of the day and I couldn't even think of potentially setting aside one of the remaining 144 hours of my week, because saying I'm busy is probably the greatest understatement of the last 10,000 years.

In fact, just by making this post, I have eaten up what little free time I originally had and I won't be free until sometime in 2011.

Sorry, brosefs.

FancyMichael · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:53 pm)

Servbot · (Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:21 pm)

I'll be hanging out with Mike the whole time. We'll text you when we're available.

bitter gigatron · (Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:39 pm)

So yeah, I don't really need to read self help books I just want to see what the so called "experts" have to say about why I'm a douchebag.

bitter gigatron · (Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:41 pm)

Whoo!! football is the bomb, bro! I dare someone to say it's not!! YAHH!