Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Theldorrin]

But Lu Bu was stronger than Guan Yu in the one time that they came into conflict!


I never could understand why they always gave Zhang Fei higher or equal strength to Guan Yu in the various videogames. I guess it might have been for balance reasons. Zhang Fei was probably the shittiest of the five tigers.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

When I was watching 300 I got an intense urge to play Dynasty Warriors.

They should make a Greek version of that game.

[Theldorrin]

No, that would suck.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

They could make it about the Illiad!

[Theldorrin]

You've named the two battles that would be interesting.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

The Greco-Persian wars could be fun!

Just think of Marathon, Thermopylae and Salamis!

Salamis could work if they made it a Roman-style naval battle.

[Big Fagot]

Oh, you want salamis, do you?

[Theldorrin]

They should make a Greco-Roman version, and then they can have the wars against the Carthaginians, and the attack on Syracuse.

[Seru]

I never understood the fascination with Geno.

He was just some faggot puppet from space!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

If they made it about the Illiad, you could play as Odysseus, Achilles, Patroclus, Hector, Paris and all kinds of faggoty Greeks!

[Username]

He was basically the most powerful one until everybody got their super weapons.

The Lazy Shell should be an item in the game.

[Big Fagot]

The attack on Syracuse took place at NCAA headquarters, if you smell what I'm cookin'.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

Good luck in the NIT, fag!

[Seru]

So yeah, MOVING ON.

I could do a series by series analysis for Smash Bros. but that's just a waste of my time.

So here's my series by series analysis for Smash Bros.

Mario doesn't need anybody else. It's got what, six or seven charcters right now? And people still want Shy Guy and Birdo? And here I am waiting for a Tatanga trophy.

Fuck Donkey Kong. Terrible cast of characters.

Metroid is a hard sell. They've already stretched it to the limit with Zero Suit Samus and Ridley is too large to incorporate as a regular character. Metroid is really lacking in human sized characters.

Fire Emblem has dozens of potential charcaters and whoever makes the cut will be the incorrect choice. There's no happy medium here.

Fuck Star Fox. Placement in Smash Bros. should be based on how many good games you've got in a series. Star Fox has one.

Fuck F-Zero. And that's because I don't like racing games.

Zelda only needs the three principle characters. Even Young Link isn't necessary. And if they won't give me Pig Ganon I'll settle for Dark Beast Ganon. Come on!

Fuck Pokemon.

Fuck Ice Climbers.

Fuck Earthbound.

Fuck Game and Watch.

Fuck Kid Icarus.

Anything related to Punchout!! in a welcome addition. You stuck Little Mac in Fight Night 2 (Or 3, I forget), some shitty third party boxing game, stop teasing my cock!

Fuck third party characters.

Mario RPG charcters are owned by Square Enix.

Game over!

[Seru]

Oh, and Kirby!

Fuck Kirby.

King Dedede should have been the obvious chocie.

[Theldorrin]

You don't seem to want anyone in it.

[Username]

Kirby is my favorite character.

[Vinny]

Man, not to reiterate a million GameFAQs argument, but there's no reason they couldn't shrink Ridley.

I wouldn't mind YOUNG LINK if he played differently.

Mario only has 4 characters TECHNICALLY, what with Yoshi and Wario technically having their own series.

[Seru]

When I say FUCK someting, I mean they shouldn't add anybody else.

I hate characters that are wastes of space!

And once a series is properly represented it's time to move on.

[Seru]

I wouldn't condone Diddy Kong if it meant Bald Bull got cut.