Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[FancyMichael]

DEATH WARRANT IS AMAZING.

[My Head Hurts 90]

I guess I've just seen a bunch of his mediocre ones.

Like, in Hard Target, it's great that he punches a snake out and has a decent last fight, but the rest of the movie is not entertaining in any kind of way!

I think the same goes for Double Impact.

Also, you're talking about the Universal Soldier that has Bill Goldberg in it, right?

[Mautty]

The first one has Dolph Lundgren in it and is awesome.
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[Psarevo]

I'm just gonna mention Cyborg, because it somehow doesn't seem right that it hasn't been mentioned yet.

[Sporkism]

God, so many great Van Damme movies.

Hard Target. The rattlesnake punch makes that whole movie for me, but the fight scene around the car at the beginning, and the parade float warehouse ending were pretty great.

Double Impact, because there's TWO VAN DAMMES, Bolo, and this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QFHc9Tn28YU

Derailed's hilarious special effects included obvious blue screen action sequences and a MODEL TRAIN.

"Are you sure he's dead?"

"Yeah. I saw him fly off the train. On a motorcycle."

[Mautty]

Near the end of the United States' involvement in the Vietnam War, an American military squad receives orders to secure a village against North Vietnamese forces. Pvt. Luc Deveraux (Jean-Claude Van Damme) comes to find the members of his squad and various villagers dead with their ears missing. His comrade in arms, Sgt. Andrew Scott (Dolph Lundgren) is the cause of this, having gone murderously insane. Deveraux finds that Scott, while holding up a string of severed ears, is also holding a young boy and girl hostage. Deveraux tries to reason with Scott, saying that the war is over. Scott becomes infuriated and shoots the boy in front of him, then orders Deveraux to shoot the girl in order to prove his loyalty.
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[My Head Hurts 90]

Dolph Lungren peaked too early!

Showdown in Little Tokyo is so immensely powerful that he could never hope to surpass it.

[Sporkism]

DEATH WARRANT really is one of the best.

I couldn't find it when my video store was having their going out of business sale. I was so pissed!

[My Head Hurts 90]

Oh good, most of these are on bit torrent.

[FancyMichael]

Oh my God.

Did I forget to mention Cyborg?

THE CHARACTERS IN THAT MOVIE ARE NAMED AFTER GUITARS.

[My Head Hurts 90]

I......I apologize for ever doubting you guys.

I've been too busy catching up with all of the good movies I wanted to see that my power level is not what it once was.

[Psarevo]

The position you took on this is absurd.

[My Head Hurts 90]

I didn't know! I've seen about 6 or so of his movies and didn't feel like exploring any more.

[Sporkism]

Your power level doesn't even register on the scouter!

[Sporkism]

I'm going to go ahead and also say that Under Siege 1 and 2 are among the best things ever created.

[Sporkism]

*makes a bomb out of a cocktail shaker, broken glass, a wet towel and some wires*

*straps a beeper to bomb*

*villain catches bomb*

*beeper display reads "YOU'RE FUCKED!" before exploding*

[My Head Hurts 90]

Hahaha, god, yeah. My dad hero worships Steven Seagal. I've seen so many awful movies on TNT with him.

[My Head Hurts 90]

I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank!

[Ryoko's Biatch]

God, fucking No Retreat, No Surrender.

[MADali]

All these movies are crap.