ChrisPsaros Joined: 25 May 2011 Posts: 204 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:07 pm) Reply
Re: Amon Amarth is the Greatest Fucking Band to ever Exist!!
I actually thought there was a 70/30 chance that your "I think you're a good poster, Rick Cristo" post was sarcasm.
I was talking more about Hangly Man's post, and I linked to yours mostly for context (and just in case it WASN'T sarcasm).
Sarcastic praise of someone isn't really your style (because then that opens up the chance that they might take it literally, which would be a horrific calamity), but I was still leaning towards "sarcasm" because I can't possibly fathom how you, of all people, could actually like Rick Cristo, given the types of posters who you tend to dislike, he being pretty much in your bullseye area of hatred.
Although I have to say, it's hard for me to think of an example of a poster who you DO like, or even not-hate, so I guess it's even more bizarre.
But apparently you do like him - it's Rick Cristo, he's the good one - which is literally insane, given how you would react to a post such as "it's either a bastardization of power, or a buddhist practice of soul transfer at time of death to ascertain immortality, ie something akin to the 7 ballz wishezz" if it had my name next to it, which would include working it into your psychological profile of me, remembering every character of it for decades, and carving it with a mixture of your and ALDPs blood into the 20-foot Chris Psaros effigy that the two of you built together in the desert and will set ablaze the day that I die, leaping into hand-in-hand with delirious laughter.
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:14 pm) Reply
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Why did you change your name? _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@
Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:14 pm) Reply
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Chris, I think everyone at FTU is a good poster. I just take issue with them at times. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total
Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:15 pm) Reply
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I guess I could take or leave Seika. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total
Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:19 pm) Reply
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I don't even recall the post you just quoted, but if you had posted it I would have found it funny.
I'm prepared to analyze this claim further if you contest it. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total
Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:24 pm) Reply
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*analyze while you work.*
Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:25 pm) Reply
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I probably got that real, non-Manti5 generator, Manti5 quote wrong.
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:34 pm) Reply
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Could ALDP or Jason please repeat my post? It's clear that Chris only reads your posts and I'm curious about the answer to my question.
Hopefully he'll read it and feel like it warrants a lecture. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@
ChrisPsaros Joined: 25 May 2011 Posts: 204 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:40 pm) Reply
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If I answer the question, you're going to counter whatever I say with something infuriating and retarded, and the only reason you want me to answer is so that you can do that.
Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:43 pm) Reply
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Man. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total
Richard Cristopolis ~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~ Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 1859 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:47 pm) Reply
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Re: Amon Amarth is the Greatest Fucking Band to ever Exist!!
Chris, you're a bad poster and it's annoying. I agree that it was silly to try to analyze you all those years. You're a piece of shit and have a completely unwarranted sense of being smarter than dicks (see also: Punkasss, 8bitorgy, all other posters from the south) but yes, there are limits to what you can conclude just based on somebody being an irritating oblivious sack of shit.
Re: Amon Amarth is the Greatest Fucking Band to ever Exist!!
You're so bad that I don't even mind beginning a sentence by calling you a piece of shit and ending it by saying you're an entire sack of shit.
Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:57 pm) Reply
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Chris, if you were Captain Picard, then I'd be Q.
I may have near omnipotent powers and understanding, and frequently show up to torment you, but it's all for your own good. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@
Re: Amon Amarth is the Greatest Fucking Band to ever Exist!!
I haven't read a word of this thread, but Amon Amarth are fucking great.
johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:40 am) Reply
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The problem is if you like a couple of metal bands there usually is no reason to go out and find more. I used to have a bunch of random hardcore bands on my computer but I finally went through and deleted all the lesser ones as they were just screaming into a mic.
Richard Cristopolis ~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~ Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 1859 (Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:49 am) Reply
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I'll admit that's true for a lot of bands sound similar, especially with the "djent" wave, but there's enough deviation to keep me interested. Melodeath such as Amon Amarth, 3 Inches of Blood, Skeletonwitch, etc is pretty much what you hear when you expect "metal," but the formula for their songs has pretty much been the same for years. There are a bunch of genreless heavier bands out there, you should keep looking.
Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Jun 06, 2011 9:55 am) Reply
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I only listen to metal if it's kvlt and trve.
Richard Cristopolis ~~~SNAKE...NOW IT"S MY TURN TO PROTECT YOU~~~ Joined: 03 Feb 2007 Posts: 1859 (Mon Jun 06, 2011 11:21 am) Reply
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I see what you're saying.
Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Jun 06, 2011 2:33 pm) Reply
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That is neither kvlt, trve, nor metal. It's still a decent song, but I would definitely classify it as more punk than metal. It sounds kind of like Refused.