Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:13 am)

This is mainly for ALDP and Magic Juan, The People Who Try New Things.

Servbot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:20 am)

Is that a book or something?

Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:22 am)

Hey, does anybody think The Fury was totally disappointing?

"This guy's really fucking angry!"
"Well, let's make him stoic since that's something you do in anime to make someone cool, and let's give him a really humane, calm sounding voice actor."
"Right, and after you beat him let's have him turn into two flaming mystical faces with no reason or precedent!"
"Will you marry me?"
"Yes, other man, I will be your husband."

Servbot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:29 am)

You should have been able to use CQC against more bosses.

GimpMask · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:55 am)

ALDP Capcom hardly needs anymore money, they're not a small company on the fence about releasing the last of an era to the US

GimpMask · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:56 am)

They actually financed the end of shooters though, which was very nice of them but they could not have made less money than they did

Servbot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:06 am)

When you said "Capcom" I totally thought you were talking about me! Then again, you probably would have said something like Cappy or black guy.

GimpMask · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:09 am)

Or servbot or calvin

Servbot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:19 am)

Or those.

GimpMask · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:25 am)

Wow, a motorcycle chase scene? Motorcycles are the gay

Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:07 am)

That doesn't mean the scene isn't one of the best things in the history of games, you stupid gay!

Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:11 am)

Before the scene, the action pauses for an hour or two while you customize a bitchin' chopper with decals and mudflaps with female silhouettes, as well as a kickass biker-era Undertaker outfit for your character, who grows a wicked rad beard and screams "DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS, DODONPACHI SUCKS" nonstop for the rest of the game. Then you put in disc 2, and it's Black Ninja in its entirety with a big no symbol over it.

GimpMask · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:12 am)

Yes it does

I bet they're riding around on a motorcycle spitting out poorly-written unfunny lines and then VAMP comes in and does something and then suddenly Vamp turns into Big Boss with Revolver Ocelot's gun which is actually Liquid Snake's secret weapon that he devised but Big Boss has stolen after double-crossing him but when he tries to use it he dies because only Liquid Snake is compatible with the weapon but Snake can use it because he's actually Liquid Snake's brother and he snatches it out of mid-air does a flip and takes out Metal Gear Steve who comes flying in over a canopy of foilage and then the credits roll mysteriously

Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:17 am)

Haha.

Truce.

GimpMask · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:28 am)

If they actually made a Metal Gear Steve I would probably play the game just for that

Big Fagot · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:41 am)

You would be able to stand about a quarter second of this dialogue.

"EVA, you do the driving."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah. I trust you. On one condition, though."
"What's that?"
"Leave the fighting to me."

Rice · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:45 am)

Here come the missiles !!

GimpMask · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 11:56 am)

That sounds like one of those things I'd have to hear for myself

Which I never will!

8 bit orgy · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:02 pm)

Imagine Happy Cooking is an amazing game. It has been played non-stop for two days straight. I just got my cooking glove upgraded!

The art is the most nuerotic thing I saw since that recent Nazi painting nobody can find again.

Let My Love Open The Door · (Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:13 pm)

Where'd you steal that unlikely analogy?