Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Roy]

Jeans are bullshit. I've been waiting for this fad to be over ever since junior high when peer and societal pressure forced me to give up my beloved sweatpants.

[Theldorrin]

I don't wear denim at all.

[Sporkism]

I really don't like pants. It's so difficult to find a pair of pants that is a flattering fit, so I'm only able to wear three pairs of jeans and some brown corduroy pants.

[Magic Juan]

I've essentially only worn a pair of brown corduroys for the last 4 months because I can't find another pair of nice pants.

[Theldorrin]

It's hard to find pants that fit me because everyone is so fat.

[Sporkism]

Me too!!!!

[Action Hank]

Strange, Morgan, since so many people have gotten into your pants . . .

[Sporkism]

That doesn't even make sense.

[Action Hank]

I fucked it up, Morgan. It should have been something more about how you need to wear big pants anyway to fit all those people inside those pants and

[Action Hank]

You see, this is why I don't usually make these types of posts. Next time I'll leave it to TL or one of the other professionals.



I think I am going to waste money on an expensive suit. And then wear the expensive suit every day to work.

[Magic Juan]

I am being 100% serious, that you can't do that. At least buy one suit and then never wear it until you get another suit. Only wearing one suit all the time makes you look lazy and cheap, as well as poor. The great trick in life is pretending that you're not poor.

[Big Fagot]

The correct thing to do is to pull the ripcord and start screaming YOU'RE A SLUT YOU BITCH

[Action Hank]

I have one suit already, but its 10 years old and was fitted when I was dangerously skinny and lacked any sort of upper body musculature. When I wear it now, I can barely get my arms into it, and I can't button the jacket and breathe at the same time.

I should get it fitted, then waste my money on a $1000 suit, and slide further into debt, but at least look awesome doing it.

[Magic Juan]

It takes a while, but I'll get GQ or Details and look for the color schemes and styles of the suits in there and try to get them for as cheap as possible. I think I got something similar to a $3000 GQ suit for like $400, once.

[Action Hank]

I could also swap in my tuxedo, which I had to get for a wedding a few years back, but which still fits nicely (though I probably need to get the pants taken in, since I was a bit chubby then). No one expects a tuxedo.


How much can you get for selling blood?

[Magic Juan]

AIDS, jewess

[Psarevo]

It's cute when Stefan Perrier pretends not to be rich!

[Psarevo]

I just came back from eating lunch and for some reason I smell like cat piss now.

[Psarevo]

I wonder if LexysaurusRex will smell it!

[Servbot]

I'm sure she's use to it.