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johnbuisthegreat www.soldierofcock.com Joined: 07 Feb 2007 Posts: 4771 (Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:53 am) Reply

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have you seen my post count compared to his?
anyways ive told every single story so far of Peter and I probably and I dont ever hang out with him when im home. He is probably looking for a job while im out drinking or something. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:54 am) Reply

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I guess Peter is too busy trying to have the Earth to suck his dick.
Also, the Earth is a man. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:49 am) Reply

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| Also, he is sucking the man's dick. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:54 am) Reply

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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:22 am) Reply

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Carrot Top Is fukkin JACKED
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:40 pm) Reply

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| FUCK |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:53 pm) Reply

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| CT has been like that for a very long time. |
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Rice Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3474 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 12:59 pm) Reply

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| I typically try to limit any trace of Carrot Top's existence from my life. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:00 pm) Reply

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DID SOMEBODY SAY RICE?
*giant prop ear shoots out comical amount of rice* |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:11 pm) Reply

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| I'm not wild about Carrot Top or anything, but one thing I consistently see is people putting more energy and passion than is warranted into hating him. |
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Nickass Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 992 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:34 pm) Reply

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Yeah, really. I can name 10 comedians that are a million times worse and more popular than him.
Also, comedians that are attractive or have otherwise good bodies really lose points in funniness! Ideally, a comedian should be gawky and awkward-looking for maximum power. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:49 pm) Reply

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| He's no Sinbad. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:51 pm) Reply

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| The guy that talks about jerking off in his daughter's room completely naked and nearly killing his kids a couple times is the only funny comedian |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:51 pm) Reply

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| I guess what I'm trying to say is comedians are unfunny pieces of shit |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:52 pm) Reply

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| Bob Saget? |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:52 pm) Reply

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| He has gross hair. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:52 pm) Reply

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| I think his name was Louis |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 4:53 pm) Reply

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| Every human being with red hair should be jammed into a box and sunk to the bottom of the ocean |
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Stupid Fucking Faggot Stupid 30 fuckbag who likes DBZ Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 7037 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:15 pm) Reply

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| There are a lot of hot red haired chicks, asshole! |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:16 pm) Reply

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| I feel bad for people whose head hair is basically interchangeable with pubic hair. |
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