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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:15 am) Reply
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| Except you enjoy imagining naked men running down the stairs with big balls slapping against their thighs. |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:19 am) Reply
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| Good one. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 5:13 am) Reply
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| It was, wasn't it? |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:18 am) Reply

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| I imagine it makes riding a bike very uncomfortable. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:24 am) Reply

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| Theldorrin, it's very easy to inflate your penis volume, but harder to fake length. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 9:46 am) Reply

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With a device, you mean? The whole point is that volume is a better measure. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 10:52 am) Reply

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| With an erect penis, it's a simple matter to inflate its volume by, I don't know, at least 10% (I guess more like 50) just by squeezing around the base. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:26 pm) Reply

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| Peter isn't making up the statistics here because he knows a lot about the verisimilitude of the penis. |
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MADali Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head. Joined: 21 Jan 2007 Posts: 6740 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:54 pm) Reply
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| I dont dislike Ace because he is a Jew, but the fact that he is a Jew makes it easier to dislike him. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 3:57 pm) Reply

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| That's so fucking awful! |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 4:14 pm) Reply

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| I don't think MADali knows very many Jews, at all. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 6:29 pm) Reply

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| I wish I knew fewer Jews. |
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ALDP Joined: 25 Jul 2009 Posts: 4412 (Sun Oct 03, 2010 7:08 pm) Reply

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| Shut the fuck up you fat awful bitch. |
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