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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:32 am) Reply

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| By that I mean I have believe in the power of cocaine and 8 bit, but not seperately |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:34 am) Reply

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The collateral for a mortgage is the house itself. And other than that you generally have an income, too.
Anyway, if he is actually getting a house then he wouldn't be borrowing the full amount, because that's idiocy. |
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Action Hank Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 8600 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:24 pm) Reply

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| FTU is the perfect place to ask about buying homes. |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:31 pm) Reply

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| I'm flush with old money. Me and 8 bit should start an artist's commune where we'll call attention to this fucked up shit. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:33 pm) Reply

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That's absolutely a better use of it than charitable donations. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:35 pm) Reply

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Charities steal.
There will be high consumer demand for me and 8 bit's art. We will multiply the money by ten times.
Then we build schools. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:39 pm) Reply

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Nobody wants your stupid ass art!!!!!!!! _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:45 pm) Reply

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| They don't really buy the art. They buy the persona. |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:24 pm) Reply

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| 100% of people buy houses on credit. |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:51 pm) Reply

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| Would you buy Punkasss's persona on credit? |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:53 pm) Reply

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| If anybody else wants to contribute starting capital to me and 8 bit's socialist resort, one of the benefits is you don't have to work very much. |
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Yogurtman Odin Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2248 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:23 pm) Reply

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Generally speaking, houses that are foreclosed on are in shitty condition. If you are lucky, it's mildly shitty condition and you need to put in new carpets or something. If you are unlucky, the previous asshole tenants ripped the plumbing out of the walls to sell the copper as scrap.
Obviously there's no real way to GAUGE this without looking at a particular house.
ALSO, when buying a foreclosed house you have to wait for the bank to accept or decline your offer, which often takes a month or two.
I put 5% down when I bought my house, but a) the economy had not completely exploded then and b) I am married whereas you presumably are not. So I would imagine you would need more than that. If you put less than 20% down you will have to pay mortgage insurance which will add something like $100 a month to your payment. |
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Jason At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did. Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 7600 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:28 pm) Reply

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It remains inconceivable to me that anyone would want to own a house. _________________ Last edited by God on Fri Apr 05, 33 4:00 am; edited 1 time in total |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:30 pm) Reply

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| Once we get everything paid for, we can take turns having a job to buy basic food products and standard maintanence. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:31 pm) Reply

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| I don't like the idea of having to shovel snow. |
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L Ron Butterfly I take pop music pretty seriously. Joined: 27 Feb 2007 Posts: 3537 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:37 pm) Reply

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| It doesn't barely ever snow in New Orleans. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:39 pm) Reply

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The PAY ROY wordfilter has, over the past year, become so very ironic.
All just wild-eyed rambling, eh??? |
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Roy Joined: 28 Jan 2007 Posts: 1605 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:43 pm) Reply

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| Yeah, congratulations on the 1 out of 10 scorecard. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:43 pm) Reply

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| You would have to pay me huge sums to live in the South. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:45 pm) Reply

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The only thing I've been wrong about is an Iran invasion.
Everything I've said about society as we know it being a doomed, unbearable shithole is now bearing itself out.
And thank god! |
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