Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[L Ron Butterfly]

Maybe it was a Catholic thing.

Hide under your desks in the event of the coming of the Rapture!

[Username]

I remember having a lot of Tornado drills in elementary school, which was basically the same procedure. It could have just been a way of slowly phasing out the drills until we were sure Russia was cool.

[Big Fagot]

People always bitch about those old nuclear bomb drills because hiding won't save you if a bomb goes off three feet in front of your face.

[Magic Juan]

Walter Mondale died????

[L Ron Butterfly]

I'm pretty sure if a nuclear bomb is dropped in your vicinity, your spacial relationship to a school desk has a very low chance of effecting your survival.

[Big Fagot]

Yes, if the windows were broken inward I'd hate to have a wood umbrella over my head. It would be much better to be bent over ripping my buttcheeks apart with my pants down.

[L Ron Butterfly]

That's your solution to everything.

[Big Fagot]

Also, it's so limiting to insist that the desk effect your survival. Can we loosen it a bit and only require that it affect your survival?

[L Ron Butterfly]

To affect your survival in any positive manner, it would have to effect your survival.

[Big Fagot]

This thread is about you thinking that the destructive radius of a nuclear bomb is equal to the radius of instant total incineration!

[Magic Juan]

Seeing a nuclear blast coming at you would be a great time to have sex with your cousin.

[Yogurtman]

I dunno MJ, those shockwaves move pretty fast.

You would probably need to have had your pants down before you even saw it!

[L Ron Butterfly]

Maybe the radiation would genetically alter both of you enough to where you weren't even related anymore.