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Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:55 am)
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This thread is now about gettin' laid.
Roy
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:50 pm)
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I've never been on a date before. I've never even tried to pursue anybody because I'm absolutely terrified of rejection, since that would destroy my massive ego. Even if I did get somewhere, I probably wouldn't pressure her for sex because I'd be more awkward than shit, and then she'd tell all her friends that I'm bad in bed and they'd all secretly laugh at me. My ego definitely wouldn't survive.

A few times I've tried to convince myself to change, just to experience a relationship once. When I start a new job, or when I was driving to the town to take firefighting school. "I'm going to try and be more sociable this time. A lot of girls will want to fuck me just because I'm a firefighter, yes, yes, I can do it! I can do it with these sluts!" but then when it comes to GAME TIME, I retreat back to my shy and aloof ways.

Vaginas have always grossed me out too. Pleasuring a woman orally must be the greatest nightmare.
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:02 pm)
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Big Fagot: *stares at thread, annoyed that people keep bumping it, hoping that they will stop and that it will fall off onto the second page and be forgotten; maintains continuous prayer that he won't be mentioned and made fun of in some way*
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:37 pm)
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BOOM! Lamborgino
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:18 pm)
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If you lost your virginity at some point, and are able to resist revealing this, then my hat's off to you.

Because just imagine what people THINK!
Magic Juan
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:14 pm)
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no incest fuckers aloud
johnbuisthegreat
www.soldierofcock.com
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 8:28 pm)
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Peter Jones uses his hand he isnt a vergin
8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:09 pm)
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I think your ego would survive, Roy. Every guy has approach anxiety.


You might want to consider watching that VH1 show, "the Pickup Artist".




Also, adultfriendfinder. Most virgins just need sex, not a girlfriend. Stop pretending you live in a fucking fairy tale and stop saving yourself for a princess.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:11 pm)
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Take it from me.
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8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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(Sat Nov 08, 2008 4:40 am)
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*gloats about sex life*
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:05 am)
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Yes.

Someone is doing that.
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Username
Swimmin' in a Magnum
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:33 am)
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*buffs fingernails on shirt*
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:41 am)
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Ok Roy, so this is like how it is

Remember how I said you need not to analyze your NEEDS but your abilities?

Well, you have the ability to GAMBLE (with chicks, a bunch of them to increase the odds, by asking them out etc.), and thats probably better than gambling with cash on the stock market
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:36 pm)
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Poor Vito!
Fagzilla
Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:37 pm)
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I wonder what it's like being a man who women aren't unable to resist.
Mautty
I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours.
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:50 pm)
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The stuff the pick up artist guy says is pretty much dont be a weird fuck wad.
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Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:37 pm)
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Are you sure about that?

I've had sex before, and so have many douchebags
Magic Juan
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:03 pm)
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None of the girls ever loved you.
8 bit orgy
There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period.
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:36 pm)
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What's PUA shit?
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
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(Sun Nov 09, 2008 5:45 pm)
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Yes, that IS a puzzle indeed...
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