Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Fagzilla]

It's funny/appropriate in context that Roy posted that interview, because I don't remember my Bulletproof Monk review, or the poker thing (posting about it, that is), and these ARMPIT DRAWINGS of mine are apparently people's favorite memories!

[YES]

I remember your bulletproof monk movie being funny, but I have a hard time putting the jokes in context

Like


Monk! MOOOONK!


I dont remember why that was funny

[Roy]

The one thing I remember from the review is how he was angry that someone had wrote that story, presented it to a studio and received $50 million dollars to make it.

[YES]

But now he is glad someone could do that with ALF

[L Ron Butterfly]

I guess I should feel bad that my POSITIVE MEMORIES thread is one of the emptiest, but at least almost every memory is something genuinely funny and not just some sentimental HUBBUB.

The implication here is that my fondest memories of Chris are when he was nauseatingly self-reflective which he was/is always.

Chris sometimes seems like he's going to jump on my dick and bounce around on it like he did to Peter, but then he ends up just flicking it a little and maybe smelling around the area and then retreating to his corner.

He usually just calls me a "little shit" or something to that effect, which I guess I'm comfortable with.

Then there was that one time he made this really snide comment like, "It's so cool how PunAsss always talks about playing the guitar, but none of us have actually heard him play."

www.myspace.com/usnero

You asked for it, asshole.

[YES]

I AM ADDICTED TO MASTURVATING


Real sex is a lot like masturbating, except you have to wear a condom, and the woman tells you to hurry up and get a boner again, and its all uncomfortably hot and sweaty

[L Ron Butterfly]

Yeah, seriously, masturbation is the best.

This is pretty pathetic, but I've all but given up hardcore pornography in favor of Youtube videos of girls dancing and stripping.

Apparently I'm not alone cause these videos have like ten million views in some cases.

Sometimes the music they dance to is really good, too, but there's hardly ever anything in the information about who the band is. And you can't exactly leave a comment like, "durrr, who is this music?"

I mean, who's actually going to read the comments?

I think my main goal with my own music is to impress girls enough to have them make strip videos for me to masturbate to.

[Captain PUNisher]

I'm actually looking at a lot less hardcore porn now too.

Or at least I will always start out with the youtube videos and women stripping, and then work my way up to hardcore porn by the end of it.
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Said the Captain PUNisher.

[SuperPsaturn]

The Monk!? MOOOOOONK! part was funny because the bad guy had just knocked the monk off a mountain and was screaming this stuff as if he expected some kind of response.