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Favored sexual position
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What's best for DOIN' IT?
Missionary!
0%
 0%  [ 2 ]
Doggy/leapfrog!
0%
 0%  [ 3 ]
Lady on top!
2%
 2%  [ 8 ]
PAY ROY
96%
 96%  [ 319 ]
Total Votes : 332

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Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:08 am)
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*Peter gives me a custom title from it, that is also gay*
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
Posts: 5369
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:19 am)
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*Peter ... is also gay*
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:24 am)
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Lady On Top! sounds like a delightful romantic comedy.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 9:39 am)
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The only thing this thread accomplished was to create a nightmarish image of two sweating human-shaped lumps of jello rubbing up against each other.
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:35 am)
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Jason, Woman On Top is a delightful romantic comedy starring Penélope Cruz.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:37 am)
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Oh, really?

Man, I'd love to have Penélope Cruz on top of me, or in front of me on all fours, or under me (if she isn't too short).
MADali
Basically, someone like me is the friend who is watching from afar and shaking one's head.
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 6740
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:41 am)
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Its actually not delightful, and kind of stupid.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:42 am)
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Jason is such a wuss.
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
Posts: 5369
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:55 am)
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Seru is such a JERK.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:57 am)
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I can fight my own battles, Morgan.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:58 am)
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Why are you such a JERK, Seru?
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:00 am)
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It's the only way to attract women that are roughly equivalent to my height.
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:03 am)
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You wouldn't have to go through such measures to find one equivalent to your girth.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:05 am)
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Dude, I thought we were supposed to be mocking Morgan. You're the jerk!
Jason
At ten I shaved my head and tried to be a monk, I thought the older women would like me if I did.
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 7600
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:07 am)
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Who was mocking Morgan?!
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:11 am)
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Evil or Very Mad

(Evil or very mad)
Sporkism
It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY
Joined: 05 Jan 2007
Posts: 5369
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:11 am)
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Seru is a despicable ogre.
Seru
Custom titles are for heroes, like me.
Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 11012
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:11 am)
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Hopefully I won't have to use Crying or Very sad.
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 9020
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:43 am)
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Boning chicks taller than me is a great confidence booster. The sex also helps.
Let My Love Open The Door
I do God's work of raping BITCHES!
Joined: 22 Mar 2007
Posts: 6666
(Sat Mar 01, 2008 1:10 pm)
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Jason is definitely the person who could make me feel ashamed of being obnoxious talking about sex at FTU.

Imagine if I had gotten into the things girls told me, while having sex, that gave me a messianic complex when I was in high school, and also the girls were hotter than any girls anyone else has ever had sex with.
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