| Best movie ever? |
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60% |
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0% |
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| Hilarious last option! (Yes) |
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40% |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 5:56 pm) Reply

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| I own it on VHS. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:36 pm) Reply

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Be well!
Be fucked. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:48 pm) Reply

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Chris, since you seem somewhat knowledgeable on this subject, who do you like more? Ahnold or Stallone?
I haven't seen all of Last Action Hero or Conan, but I go with Stallone. |
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Psarevo
(Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:52 pm) Reply
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Huh? Knowledgeable?
Anyway, Stallone and it's no contest. Better person, better movies. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 9:59 pm) Reply

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| Whoops! I confused you with Mike. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:00 pm) Reply

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Seriously, Stallone. Especially after the new Rambo.
Hell, I'd put Van Damme above Arnold! |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:02 pm) Reply

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I like Van Damme, but he has no quintessentially ridiculous movie I can think of like Commando or Demolition Man, with the possible exception of Sudden Death.
Bloodsport is actually a legitimately decent movie, so it's disqualified. |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:06 pm) Reply

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| Well, there is Street Fighter. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:07 pm) Reply

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| That's true. I haven't seen that since I saw it in the theaters! |
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Psarevo
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Jesus Christ.
No "quintessentially ridiculous" movies?
If Kickboxer doesn't make your list, I don't know what ever could. |
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Sporkism It's funny that I have a job executing cats and dogs, considering that I AM A WHORE WHO FUCKS FOR MONEY Joined: 05 Jan 2007 Posts: 5369 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:10 pm) Reply

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| You haven't seen enough Van Damme. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:14 pm) Reply

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| I thought Kickboxer was a different name for Bloodsport or something, but after watching some of it on youtube it looks like it's the insane sequel to it. |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:16 pm) Reply

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| *randomly kicks spectator in the head* |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:17 pm) Reply

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Yeah, Jean Claude has done some insane fucking movies.
Street Fighter
Kick Boxer
Lion Heart
The LAST Universal Soldier movie(there were a bunch of direct-to-video ones in between the first one and the last one that he wasn't in)
Replicant (mostly for the completely retarded commentary by him and Michael Rooker)
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:18 pm) Reply

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| He also did a remake of Yujimbo (I can't remember the title), which is one of the most heinously stupid and insane things I've ever seen in my life. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:19 pm) Reply

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He was also in NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER! AND MORGAN KNOWS HOW POWERFUL THAT SHIT IS.
And he had a small ROLE in Breakin', which is a bizarre and homoerotic movie about break dancing. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:20 pm) Reply

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| GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THAT. |
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FancyMichael A lonely fellow who couldn't bag a CHICKEN! Joined: 08 May 2007 Posts: 3694 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:21 pm) Reply

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| The movie that he did with Dennis Rodman is epic, too! |
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Psarevo
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| There are several Van Damme movies that only Derrick Psaros has seen. |
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Mautty I bet my wife supports a bigger deadbeat jackass liar than yours. Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3224 (Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:23 pm) Reply

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Lionheart
death warrent
Double Impact
Universal Soldier
Legionnaire
The list gose on and on. _________________
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