Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 12:55 pm)

My weight issues were disclsed in full confidentiality adlp

You betrayed me!

cloacal kiss · (Fri May 23, 2008 2:09 pm)

Hey Chris, wrong thread.

You still haven't explained why I'm a powder keg ready to go, Pat. Is it possibly your gay retard way of diffusing the "mental health" issue when you're obviously the craziest fuck-up in FTU history?

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 2:22 pm)

I really don't think any explanation is necessary!

YES · (Fri May 23, 2008 2:25 pm)

Theldorrin was clearly abused as a child

cloacal kiss · (Fri May 23, 2008 2:26 pm)

Yes, an explanation is necessary.

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 2:38 pm)

Sure, I'll get right on that

Magic Juan · (Fri May 23, 2008 2:59 pm)

You ride around in a scooter because you're a huge fatass.

GimpMask · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:15 pm)

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

Big Fagot · (Fri May 23, 2008 4:37 pm)

My issue isn't that you were going out on too much of a limb, Chris.

YES · (Fri May 23, 2008 9:06 pm)

I drove Jason away

Jason · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:21 am)

This Aaron guy is really something!

Jason · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:28 am)

That was close! I'm very glad that fucking shameless veteran didn't win.

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:11 am)

Alex Trebek makes a lot of mistakes.

He's always showing up in double jeapardy to to either give somebody extra points or take points away because he or the judges fucked up in assessing the correctness of an answer.

A couple days ago, they let some dame that very well may have been Larissa Kelly's sister (her name was Jessica Kelly or something) on the show FOR A SECOND TIME because a week ago or something, she had been on the show, and they said one of her questions was wrong, but it turned out it was right, and it was AN IMPORTANT ENOUGH QUESTION THAT IT WOULD HAVE CHANGED THE OUtcoME OF ThE GAME.

I don't see how jeopardy maintains its credibility with these blatant errors. I mean, when Trebek steps in at double jeopardy and gives somebody an extra thousand points, that has to interfere with SOMEBODY'S game plan. Somebody in the round before that probably would have bet extra on the Daily Double if they had known that one contestant actually had a thousand more points.

Also, when they come back from the first commercial break, and Alex Trebek interviews the contestants, he comes off as a very frightening man. That camera shot from the contestants' perspectives shows him to be swaying back and forth slightly, with a hard, yet vacant look in his eye. During these interviews, he frequently shows a lack of comprehension for what the contestants are telling him.

Finally, Alex Trebek obviously engages in sexual relationships with the young, attractive females on his show and gives them advantages in return for the favor. Shortly before Larissa Kelly, there was a young, cute girl who went on a minor winning streak. In her interview segment, she and Alex discussed her obsession with the Beatles. The final Jeopardy question of that very episode was, "The Beatles' Number One Singles."

I mean, he doesn't even try to hide it.

In conclusion, the most fucked up person at FTU is Alex Trebek, who briefly posted under the name Indy Nosebone in the 2002 circuit.

He is the most fucked up member because he's an alcoholic sex addict who considers an expansive knowlege of useless trivia the highest possible acheivment of mankind.

Psarevo · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:57 pm) Reply

It was Arianna, and it was her sister (which you would know if you had listened during the ALL IMPORTANT contestant interview segment), and she got smoked!

I did not get Final Jeopardy that night, but somebody else in the room did, and it upset me.

L Ron Butterfly · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:50 pm)

I must confess, the close-ups of Alex Trebek's face during the interview segments frighten me so much that I often leave the room until they are over.

Psarevo · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:18 pm) Reply

Alex isn't the one who fucks up, you faggot.

All the answers pass through the judges, who MUST make a snap judgment on iffy answers (OOPS, I MEAN QUESTIONS LOL) while the game is in play. The can't just stop the whole game to check something. They have to wait for breaks.

There's this Jeopardy DVD out that you should watch. It has a collection of highlight episodes and a bunch of making-of featurettes that are fucking amazing.

Psarevo · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:18 pm) Reply

Alex has a red button on his podium.

What does it do?

You don't know, but I do.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:24 pm)

It releases the hounds.

Psarevo · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:29 pm) Reply

I wish somebody would release the hounds on you!

Jason · (Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:08 pm)

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?