Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Rice]

And who's pretending?

*buffs fingernails on shirt* Enjoy your Go.

[YES]

YOu have yellow fever, but first let me point out some MISCONCEPTIONS people have about asian chicks:\

Misconception No 1: All Asian Chicks are Martial Arts Master: No they are not! But much to their dismay they find themselves being bombarded with questions like: “So what is this chi thing” or “Can you do the silent monk kick???” etc etc. For the love of god when you are out on a date don’t ask questions about kung fu, tae-kwon-do, Bruce Lee, Master Splinter. Just because she is Asian doesn’t necessarily make her a Martial Arts Master! In fact most Asian women are kind, generous, and very feminine. In fact the polar opposite to the macho stereotype that many associate them with!

Misconception No 2: She just can’t get her English right: A simple piece of advice; when out with an Asian girl, speak like you do to any stranger. Perhaps, if the need calls you can slow down the pace so that she may understand, but definitely don’t over pronounce or speak like you were speaking to someone deaf. That will most definitely get you dumped on the first night out. Don't ask her if she does massages, paints nails, or gives 'happy endings.'
Misconception 3: All Asian girls like giving massages and “happy endings”: To keep it short and simple, no they don’t. In fact I cannot even imagine any decent women ever doing this unless she was really into a long relationship… Asian or not. So if you are dating a girl with the intention of any of the afore mentioned, please do change your mind right now! Yes Asian women do have very appealing ways of pleasing their men, but this definitely isn’t one of them.

So dear friend, hope this was enlightening enough for you to part the clouds and letting the sun shine forth! In the end Asian girls like any other females just expect to find a gentleman who can be kind, understanding, and considerate. So if you can demonstrate these qualities to them there is no reason why they won’t accept you.

[Magic Juan]

MADali is generally such a fucking asshole.

[YES]

HAHA DUMB MADALI