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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:16 pm) Reply

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Although the Halo 3 campaign was pretty so-so except for a few awesome parts, the final level is pretty badass.
Actually, I have no idea why they didn't just program 10 hours of vehicle-centric levels since everything else in that game is a mind-numbing chore. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:21 pm) Reply

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| YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, YOU SAID THAT ON PURPOSE |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:48 pm) Reply

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| So the final lvl is basically the same as the first game's final lvl? |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:40 pm) Reply

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| I don't remember what that was, but if you're driving really fast in a Warthog while shit is exploding then yes. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:45 pm) Reply

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Who made the Halo? _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Potatoes Joined: 06 Jan 2007 Posts: 3040 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:56 pm) Reply

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| Auntie made the halo. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:04 pm) Reply

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| Yeah, that's basically the ending to halo one. Let me guess, Master Chief barely escapes a halo exploding? |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 7:40 pm) Reply

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I think so, yeah. Master Chief decided to fire the HALO to kill the FLOOD for the third time and then you ride on a WARTHOG with your PAL while explosions and lasers and shit.
It was actually pretty cool. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:03 pm) Reply

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| Wasn't activating the Halo going to kill everything in the galaxy? |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Fri Sep 28, 2007 8:04 pm) Reply

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Yes. The plot is pretty stupid. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Seru Custom titles are for heroes, like me. Joined: 08 Jan 2007 Posts: 11012 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:24 am) Reply
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Totally.
It's a big galaxy! |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:49 am) Reply

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| Well once you activate one halo, it activates all the other halos in the galaxy. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:52 am) Reply

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I didn't follow the plot very closely because who gives a shit, but I think all the HALOS are broken and basically every recurring character in Halo dies.
That one chick from Halo 2 dies, the BLACK GUY DIES, that asshole robot who shot the zombie people is essentially the last boss and he dies.
They even try to fake you out and say Master Chief dies, but he just goes into CRYO SLEEP. But I don't know why anyone gives a shit since he has no personality whatsoever. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:55 am) Reply

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Does Cortana die? She's the only Halo person that matters to me. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:59 am) Reply

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| Well, Cortana has a limited lifespan anyway. Once she reaches a certain height in her knowledge she self destructs. |
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Vinny [00:10] How can you get an erect dick into your own ass? Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 5181 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:00 am) Reply

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| In the SUPER SECRET ENDING, Master Chief goes into STASIS or whatever since they're lost and space and CORTANA is there and seems fine. |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:02 am) Reply

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I liked her a lot better than that irritating creature in the Wii Zelda game.
It's very rare for videogame companions to not be painfully annoying. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Theldorrin Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 19724 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:02 am) Reply

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Peter, you can pretend I said 'not to be'. _________________ @}-,-'- *~*~* Member of the FTU Elegant Tea Party Society *~*~* -'-,-{@ |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:03 am) Reply

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| Halo characters are much more likable in the book(s), especially Cortana. |
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GimpMask My daddy ate my eyes. Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Posts: 15034 (Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:04 am) Reply

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| How do you know this much about such a shitty game, theldorrin? |
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