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The death of Osama Bin Laden
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Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:21 pm)
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Post     The death of Osama Bin Laden
A play.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:23 pm)
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Post     Sleazy leatherneck
Get some, you fuckin' scumbag!

*hurls Osama bin Laden to the floor in a room full of Seals*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:24 pm)
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Post     Weasely little crosseyed soldier
Whoo-ee! Sarge, does this one look like he's ... RESISTING ARREST to you??
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:25 pm)
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Post     Osama Bin Laden
Mi ... migola. Dovor selat gruy.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:26 pm)
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Post     Commander
SAY WHAT? WE ARE AMERICANS. WE NO SPEAKEE PAKI-ESE.

*comically overacts cupping hand around earlobe*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:28 pm)
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Post     Ignorant soldier wearing ratty football pads as a uniform
*Deeply and forcefully kisses Osama Bin Laden's wife, against her will*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:29 pm)
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Post     Osama Bin Laden
Firag sloyar! Astrimog vin balakrakro!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:31 pm)
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Post     Black soldier with one arm
Sarge, ain't it about time for the main event?

*Feints at Osama Bin Laden, then grins vacuously at his flinch*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:35 pm)
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Post     Commander
If'n it ain't! I'd say this one's overdue for a visit from ...

*turns and yells*

AYU DOA!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:36 pm)
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Post     Soldiers
*all strap on airtight riot helmets*

Ayu Doa. Ayu Doa.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:38 pm)
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Post     Enormous flatbed truck
*backs up through doorway that is not nearly wide enough, slowly demolishing the wall*

*is carrying huge matte black metal crate*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:39 pm)
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Post     Osama Bin Laden
Virgule. Fern, virgule.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:41 pm)
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Post     Crate
*hisses and leaks warm steam*

*is loudly deposited to the floor*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:42 pm)
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Post     Sweaty, roidy soldier
*Tightly grips Osama Bin Laden's collar with bulging, wormy arm*

Ayu Doa. Ayu Doa. Ayu Doa.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:43 pm)
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Post     Commander
Oo rah! Toothpicks up, boys!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:44 pm)
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Post     Soldiers
*all produce syringes containing luminescent yellow goo*

Ayu Doa!
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:46 pm)
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Post     Crate
*pneumatic locks release and allow the insanely heavy door to drop open*

*steam is everywhere*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:46 pm)
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Post     Commander
Ayu Doa, sailors. Head straight for the checkpoint, don't get lost.
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:47 pm)
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Post     Soldiers
*all jab their needles into their necks, push the plunger, and immediately die*
Big Fagot
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(Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:48 pm)
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Post     From inside the crate
*unearthly chirping and squealing*
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