Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Big Fagot · (Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:37 pm)

Not even slightly disappointing and worth the ticket price just to see Steve Austin covered in shitty fake fire and grunting.

Fagzilla · (Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:14 pm)

I'm not going to see this for a while because Lexy betrayed me.

Big Fagot · (Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:25 pm)

Guys, let's refrain from discussing The Expendables until Chris Psaros's girlfriend lets him see it.

Servbot · (Sun Aug 15, 2010 8:25 pm)

I'll be seeing it tomorrow because I'm not a pussy, like Chris Psaros.

Vinny · (Sun Aug 15, 2010 10:10 pm)

Jesus fucking Christ this movie was beautiful.

*AUSTIN SCREAMING AND BURNING TO DEATH, RANDY COUTURE FLIES IN SLOW-MOTION TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE*
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Servbot · (Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:46 pm)

*bro fist*

Bladtman · (Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:05 pm)

I like how all the commercials show Arnold and Bruce Willis and hardly anyone else even though they're probably in the movie for like 2 minutes combined.

And I can't get over how in putting together this big ensemble of the greatest action stars of our generation they choose Terry Crews as the black guy. There's Wesley Snipes, Michael Jai White, shit I would've taken the dude who played Meteor Man over this muhfucka who's only famous for being swole

BigJoeMex · (Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:02 pm)

Wesley Snipes is in jail, Bladtman! He was the first pick for token black guy, but shit happens.

Bladtman · (Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:28 pm)

Didn't he just do that Brooklyn's Finest movie? Either way Terry Crews is unforgivable. Carl Weathers wasn't in bad shape either the last time I saw him.

BigJoeMex · (Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:32 pm)

Terry Crews is loud and obnoxious, and he did those legendary Old Spice commercials.

Derek Payne · (Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:45 pm)

Dolph Lundgren looked so old and haggard.

Fagzilla · (Tue Aug 17, 2010 11:49 pm)

There's only one black guy??

Man, I smell something wrong with this movie.

Big Fagot · (Wed Aug 18, 2010 12:39 am)

I think what you're smelling is the saucer of Lexy's pussy juice that you have to drink before you're allowed to see her naked.

Potatoes · (Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:01 pm)

The saucer is actually a Diva Cup.

Potatoes · (Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:43 pm)

The Cup Is Full Of Pussy Blood.

Vinny · (Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:22 pm)

They specifically needed a gigantic black guy for this movie so someone could throw a missile at a helicopter.
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SuperPsaturn · (Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:27 pm)

Like there weren't a thousand others to choose from.

Vinny · (Sat Aug 21, 2010 9:41 am)

Terry Crews is an integral part of this film.
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Ryoko's Biatch · (Sat Aug 21, 2010 5:41 pm)

Terry Crews definitely had the best scene in the whole movie.

ALDP · (Sat Oct 02, 2010 12:49 pm)

This movie kicked ass and it was kind of amazing and hilarious how many actors they tried to cram into it. Jet Li was only a character to the extent that they managed to keep him on screen for long periods of time and somehow managed to give him almost like a minute of dialogue. Terry Crews and the white guy who made lots of references to seeing a psychiatrist or whatever, definitely did not need to exist as separate characters. The movie doesn't suffer in any way because of this, it's just one of those things about it that gives you the sense of Sylvester Stallone being, like, a tard who loves explosions and stupid shit. Which is great!

I sadly only saw it once, I'm curious if repeat viewing will make any sense of the ending with Dolph laughing and just one of the bros again. The utter insanity of that, and then THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN over the credits, is classic near the magnitude of "DIDJA LEAVE ANYTHING FOR US, MATRIX?" "Just bodies!" "*all laugh*"