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MATTHEW'S GUESTHOUSE
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YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
Joined: 05 Sep 2007
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:45 am)
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So a girl from craigslist offered to fuck me, but when I said that I had sex yesterday I guess she lost interest

Actually, I think it was more the fact that I said "well she DID leave me her phone number so i'm not sure if that means i'm off the hook or not"
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:47 am)
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Yeah, I know I shouldnt have burned my bridges like that

I would just fuck the same woman again, but I think I noticed genital warts on her; I'm not sure

I dont want to just coldly dump or ignore a woman nice enough to fuck me, but if she's diseased well bye, you know?

But it's not like I am just going to ask her. Or maybe I should fuck her again just so I can inspect her vagina?
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:50 am)
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You know, the manly (and thus right) thing to do is either fuck as much variety as possible with no regard for feelings, or dont fuck at all

So, yeah
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
Posts: 3549
(Mon Aug 04, 2008 8:22 am)
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Why would you say that to that woman, you fool.
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:10 pm)
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I dunno but anyway I fucked the other one aGAIN so whoopty due


Also, I had sex before Vito


dumb Vito man even I can outperform what do you have 6 fingers or something?
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Mon Aug 04, 2008 1:20 pm)
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That's mean, Matthew!
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:53 am)
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Does anyone here have any realistic tips to reduce the amount of SLEEP I NEED?
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:06 am)
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Get a prescription for adderol.
Action Hank
Yes, I fart dicks. Dicks actually come out of my anus when I fart.
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 8600
(Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:50 am)
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Start taking speed.
Mike Dunn
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(Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:53 am)
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Same difference.
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:03 am)
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Thailand has decent food, decent prices, easy to get a job, easy to get a girlfriend, easy to get drugs, and forgeries are at least available,

and while bangkok is surprisingly boring, there is still some good entertainment available(such as muay thai boxing)

And yet i am do nothing here, just wasting away

Motivation is not my strongpoint
Mike Dunn
Joined: 24 Jan 2007
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(Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:10 am)
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Haha, huge piece of shit!
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:06 am)
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The way I think is disorderly


I honestly don't understandwhy sloth is a sin.

When you tell someone to be moral, its not necessarily telling someone to work hard, and when you take care of things, that isnt truly the definition of "hard work" either

So I guess I am lazy
AdvisorExedor


(Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:24 am)
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So I decided to get a job as an extra in a John Cusack film


Also, people who wash their hands after they piss are fucking stupid
Servbot
Overrated faggot
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
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(Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:03 am)
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Please stay in Thailand until February so I can come hang out with you.
YES
Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past.
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(Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:32 am)
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Blah, I missed work

I came home after working about 15 hours or so, took a while to find a taxi, took a while to to just take my vitamins and medicine, and then I crashed out at about 11 AM for 6 hours and by then I was already too late to show up for full pay


Oh well, I will just show up again and not point out that I missed a day of work
Servbot
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(Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:35 pm)
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Where do you work?
Potatoes
Joined: 06 Jan 2007
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(Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:41 pm)
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He's an extra in a Joan Cusack film!
AdvisorExedor


(Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:34 pm)
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My hostel is just an all out druggie dive, the most clean person being just a mere drunk

Anyway, all out drug users are pretty deploreable, so keep your habits to yourself Gimp Mask

Its not that the DRUGS are bad, it's just druggies are dipshits
Big Fagot
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Joined: 09 Jan 2007
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(Tue Aug 12, 2008 4:48 am)
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It's a good thing you don't drug!
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