Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[The Great Jon]

Winn-Dixie and Mellow Yellow Proudly Present:

Goku: The Final Quest

Written by The Great **Jon**

Goku awakes from a Dream, a Sound - Into the distance calls his name.

Goku Follows the sound...

Goku......Goku... The Beautiful name calls..

Goku: Your voice...It's...like an angels....

Goku is in the Deep forrest of his Village...He see's a light...

Voice: Yes Goku...move towards the light...

Goku approaches the light...A beautiful angel appears...

Goku: Whooo. Who are you?

Aries: My name is Aries...

Goku: Why have you come to this village.

Aries: I come to warn you Goku...To warn you of a danger that threatens your world...

Goku: Wha...What kind of Danger?

Aries: The Ultimate Danger Goku...For if this Danger is not stopped...Your world will be gone, within the blink of an eye.

Goku: Why did you call me.

Aries: I did not just Call you Goku...I came to you...For you are the only Man with the will to Defeat this Monster.

Goku: What Monster?

Aries: Brace yourself Goku, for when you hear this tale, your entire being will be altered...crushed...you will no longer see the world as you see it now.

Goku: I am ready.

Aries: Goku...Your world is but a dream of another Man...

Goku: What do you mean?

Aries: This man Lives in another world...a sort of, opposite world Parallel to your Own... He dreams of you...and his dreams are transferred to a sort of...Bulletin board...where those thoughts are read by countless people. This man's name, as best we see it, is Noj.

Goku: But...how is my world in danger?

Aries: Goku...Do you remember the many earthquakes...that seem to happen at the same time interval's between each other?

Goku: Yes...Those have stopped.

Aries: Because the Bulletin Board, has finally become stable...In the past, the Board would constantly move...The Earthquake that you felt, were not earthquakes at all...They were actually your world crumbling, from the Mico second that this "Board" was no longer in existence. As soon as the New board was up...your world healed itself.

Goku: I do not understand, if the Board is Stable now, how is my world in danger?

Aries: His name...is Matthew Outland.

Goku: ...

Aries: Outland is a member of this Board, people look down upon him and think he is nothing more then a Joke...but this is not the case, Outland can Travel between these 2 worlds, the world of Noj and this World. He is the only man who can do this.

Goku: But how is that a danger to this world.

Aries: Noj is able to sustain this world...in essence, to make it exist, because of this Ring...

Aries hands Goku the Ring.

Aries: This ring Goku, is what sustains this world, if the ring leaves this world...then this world, will no longer exist...If Outland gets hold of it, he will leave and transport to the other world...if it happens this world, will disappear.

Goku: Is there hope?

Aries: Yes Goku...There is hope. You must take this ring To the top of Mount Slice. There, you will find the essence of Noj...your god. Give him the ring and all will be saved...But be for warned Goku...Noj knows nothing of this impending danger, if he were no know, he would immedantly destroy this world, to protect the ring from Outland and his minions.

Goku: I WILL LEAVE RIGHT AWAY...

Aries: The world is at stake Goku, your enemies on this world...should no longer be your enemies...embrace them goku...Seek there assistance in this Quest.

Goku: The Final Quest

Goku slips the ring over his finger, along with Piccolo, he goes to gather supplies at the local shop.

Goku: Hello Kind Blacksmith, I need a Weapon, for I am on a journey to save the world and need the Finest of Arms.

Blacksmith: Suck my fucking cock faggot.

Goku: Uh?

Blacksmith: Mother fucker, you need a sword, you can do 2 things, you can Pay me gold, or you can suck my cock?

Goku: Sir you are Vulgar.

A large blackman peeks out from behind a Tree.

Blackman: Hey, come here.

Goku: What is it?

Blackman: I know how you can make a lot of Money and not have to suck cock.

Goku: Im all ears.

Blackman: You guys got big Weiners?

Piccolo: God dammit, Im tired of this faggot shit, lets just steal the swords Goku.

Goku: Get to the point African.

Blackman: You guys should be Man-Whores, Ill pimp ya.

Goku: Umm, yes, this sounds like a good plan, what say you Piccolo?

Piccolo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Blackman: I got an Old ass Cracka Bitch over at that house, pay you guys $15 dollars for some hot action.

Goku and Piccolo head over to the house, a 70'ish year old woman opens the door.

Old Woman: You guys the whores.

Piccolo: Thats us Ma'am.

Goku: GOD DAMN WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

The woman takes off her robe revealing her wrinkled up old ass.

Old Woman: I want you guy's to Penatrate my Ass Harder then those Air Planes did when they hit the World Trade Center.

Goku: GONNA TEAR UP THAT SHIZ NIT!!!!

GOKU AND PICCOLO MOTHER FUCKING JAMMED THEIR HARD COCKS UP THAT OLD BITCHES ASS WITH THE FURY OF 7 COWS!!!!

Piccolo: YEAH BITCH, YOU LIKE THAT GREEN COCK!!!!

Old Woman: I LOVE IT, I WANT YOU TO PULL MY SKIN TIGHT AROUND MY ASS AND POINT THE MIRROR THIS WAY, THAT WAY IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOUR FUCKING MY ASS INSIDE A TIME PARADOX!!!

Goku: GONNA SHUT THIS BITCH UP!!!

GOKU SLAMS HIS MOTHER FUCKING GORILLA COCK INSIDE THAT NASTY OLD BITCHES MOUTH!!!

Old Woman: GARGLE...GARGLE....

Goku: YEAH BITCH, PUT ON THESE BOXING GLOVES AND COVER YOUR CHIN UP, THAT WAY YOU DONT GET KNOCKED OUT BY MY BALLS SLAMMING AGAINST YOUR FUCKING FACE!!!

Old Woman: OH GOD GUYS, IM GONNA CUM!!! WATCH OUT PICCOLO, I SPRAY LITTLE BIT!!!

THE OLD ASS BITCH MAKES A FUCKING DONKEY FACE AND HER PUSSY BEGINS TO VIBRATE!!!

Goku: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!

THE OLD BITCH STARTS SPRAYING VAGINAL CUM JUICE EVERYWHERE!!!

Piccolo: OH MY GOD, IT SMELLS LIKE FUCKING DIRTY CABBAGE!!!

Piccolo: Oh shit, whats wrong?

The old woman grabs her chest and falls to the floor.

Old Woman: Hospit...al...hea...rt....attac...k

Piccolo: Hurry goku, shes telling you to cum in her mouth.

GOKU MOTHER FUCKING UNLOADS A HOT STREAM OF POWER JIZZ RIGHT INTO THAT NURSING HOME BITCHES MOUTH AND ASS.

The Old Woman dies of Cancer.

Goku stands over her dead Corpse.

Goku: Pay up bitch.

Piccolo: God dammit, she stiffed us...

Goku: No, I think...we....STIFFED HER!!!

LOLOLOL LOLOLOL LMFAO!!!!!!

The Guys go back to the Pimp who Pays them 15 dollars.

They Buy Mythril Armor and Swords.

Goku: The price on this stuff really has gone down.

Piccolo: Dollar General Dude...Dollar General.

The 2 men discuss there Plan of action.

Piccolo: Where do we go now goku.

Goku: We must Unite with The Ant King.

Piccolo: NO FUCKING WAY!!!!

Goku: I know he's our enemy, but this is the world were talking about and hes a powerful guy.

Piccolo: Dude, do you know how bad I fucked him over in FTUW.

Goku: You mean the King Thunder shit.

Piccolo: Dude....duuuuude....I fucked him over soooooooo bad...I mean, im sure he still thinks Im dead.

Goku: Get over it, were going.

Piccolo: Fine....

Goku: Where is he anyway?

Piccolo: He's ruling over a Hobbit village a few miles from here.

Piccolo and Goku make there trek to the Hobbit village where The Ant King resides...but something is afoot.

Piccolo: Goku...Do you hear something...

Goku: I smell them....Orc's.

Piccolo: THEY COME!!!!!

DUDE, LIKE 25 ORC'S STORM OUT AND BEGIN TO FIGHT!!!!!

Goku: DIE MONSTERS, YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS WORLD!!!!!

Piccolo: YEPYEPYEPYEPYEP!!!!!!!!!!

PICCOLO AND GOKU MOTHER FUCKING FIGHT HARD, SPRAYING THERE HARD BLADE SHAFTS INTO THOSE ORC'S MOTHER FUCKING FACES!!!!! BUT THERE ARE TO MANY!!! THEY ARE CAPTURED!!!!

The remaining 5 Orc Tie them to a tree.

Piccolo: (whispering) you must not let them find the ring.

Goku Hides the ring in the only place he could.

The Orc leader approaches.

"sniff" "sniff"

Orc Leader: The Ring...where is it?

Goku: What ring...I aint seen no ring..

Orc Leader: I smell gold...it's in your ass....

Goku: High fiber diet dude.

Orc Leader: GET THE RING, PUT GLUE ON YOUR DICKS AND FUCK HIM IN HIS ASS!!!!

THE 5 ORCS POUNCE ON GOKU AND MAN HANDLE HIM, THEY EXPLODE HIS ASS WITH A FURY NOT KNOW TO MAN SINCE THE IMPACT OF THE ASTEROID THAT KILLED THE DINOSAURS!!!!

Orc Leader: FUCK HIS ASS HARD!!!! FUCKING HIS ASS LONG AND FUCK HIS ASS STRONG!!!!

Goku: NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOUR HARD COCKS ARE SPLITTING MY ASS APART!!!!!!

Goku's asshole rips, blood sprays everywhere!!!!

Piccolo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Wha....WHOS THAT!!!!!!

THE MOTHER FUCKING ANT KING SHOWS UP AND LAYS WASTE TO THOSE ORC FAGGOTS WITH HIS MYTHRIL AK-47!!!!!

The Ant King: Piccolo...

Piccolo: Huh...hi boss.

The Ant King: Goku...

Goku: MY FUCKING ASSHOLE IS RIPPED WIDE OPEN. WHEN THEY FUCKING RAMMED THERE HARD STIFF SHAFTS DEEP INTO MY ASS CAVITY, THE FORCE SPLIT OPEN MY ASS, IT WOULD HURT MORE, BUT I THINK THE FUCKING SLOPPY GREEN ORC CUM MUST HAVE SOOTHED THE CUTS AND BURNS!!!

Goku Passes out.

The Ant King: Let's go

The Ant King leads the 2 men to his Hobbit Village.

Goku Explains the situation to The Ant King.

Ant King: Though we are enemies, I will aid you in this Quest Goku.

Goku: Thank you.

Ant King: As for you Piccolo...

Piccolo: Im Sorry Boss.

Ant King: I will travel with you...only...if you are subjected to just a fraction of the same torture I was subjected to...when you betrayed me.

Piccolo: ... what would you have done to me?

Ant King: You will be raped by 12 Shemale hobbits.

Piccolo: But goku!!!!

Goku: I have no say in this...but I will accept The Ant King into our party...even if that means making you leave.

Piccolo: I....I will do it.

Ant King: The Rape begins NOW!!!!!!!

12 SHEMALE HOOBITS BURST FROM THE FLOOR AND PIN PICCOLO DOWN, THEY RIP HIS CLOTHS OFF AND BEGIN TO POUND HIS VIRGIN ASS WITH THERE SHEMALE HOBBIT COCKS!!!

Shemale Hobbit: YEAH TAKE THAT COCK!!!!

Ant King: OPEN HIS MOUTH UP!!!!

THE ANT KING MOTHER FUCKING SQUATS OVER PICCOLO'S MOUTH AND FUCKING UNLOADS 38 GALLS, 7 QUARTS, 5 CUPS AND 2 SPOONS WORTH OF HOT, CREAMY, CORN FILLED SHIT RIGHT ON, OVER AND AROUND PICCOLOS MOUTH AND FACE!!!!

Piccolo: FUCKING TASTES WORST THEN THAT OLD WOMANS PUSSY CUM NURSING HOME JUICE!!!!

5 HOURS PASS!!!

THE SHEMALE HOBBITS BEGIN TO SING!!!

12 Shemale Hobbits: We are hobbit, tried and true, listen to me and ill listen to you, we are not very dumb enjoy a taste of our fucking CUM!!! IN UNISON GIRLS!!!

PICCOLO: OH MY GAWD!!!!!

THE 12 SHEMALE BITCHES SPRAY OVER 100 GALLONS OF HOBBIT JIZZ ALL ON PICCOLO!!!!

Bleeding from his ass, mouth, armpits and shoulder blades...

Piccolo: We even boss?

Ant King WERE EVEN!!!!!

THE ANT KING EMBRACES PICCOLO!!!!

Ant King: Let us march forth, to the top OF MOUNT SLICE!!!!

The 3 Heros, The Ant King, a Ranger, Goku, a Fighter and Piccolo, the Theif, march forth, to Mount slice. On there way, they pass by an Elf village.

The Ant King: We gotta get us some of these bitches.

Piccolo: I hear they give head like....like...well...I just hear they give good head.

Goku: Dude, you know these bitches want our Human cocks.

Elf Leader: Hi. I am arn, the leader of this Village, what brings our Human friends here to see us.

Goku: I am Goku, we must speak.

Goku tells the story of impending doom.

Elf Leader: I see.

Ant King: Can you help us?

Elf Leader: I will send with you the Half-Elf, Morgan.

A fucking angel walks in, tis Morgan.

Morgan: I am Morgan, a Mage. I have seen this man Matthew Outland that you speak of, I have seen him cross over between worlds.

Ant King: Then it's true, GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

Goku: Whats wrong Ant King?

Ant King: WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL??

Piccolo: Boss, whats wrong???

Ant King: Dude, I thought you were just bullshitting about all this, trying to trick me!!!

Goku: Trick you?

Ant King: Oh dont act dumb Goku, we've been enemies for year's, I thought you were trying to get swiss back, or you found out your son was aliv.....

Goku: WHAT THE FUCK!!!! SWISS IS ALIVE, MY SON IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!

Goku lunges at the Ant King!!!

Piccolo: BREAK IT UP!!!!! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD!!!!

Morgan: He is right, you must put these differences aside and strive for the greater good.

Piccolo: Boss, why did you think those Orc's attacked us?

Ant King: Because there fucking Orc's, DUHHH!!!

Morgan: I will take you three to the path that leads to Mount slice.

Morgan leads the 3 men through the lush Valley, she be sniffing the leaves and flowers and shit.

Ant King: Watch closely boys, Im about to hit this shit.

Goku: Dont even try, you piss her off and we may never....

OH MY GOD, A PORTAL OPENS UP IN THE DISTANCE!!!!

Morgan: Watch, Outland will comes through the Portal any second now. Protect the ring Goku.

The 4 Heros hide behind a hill, a skinny, very feminine man emerges from the portal.

Matthew Outland: TAKE NOTE WORLD 2, I WILL FIND THIS SO CALLED RING, AND I WILL TAKE IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA, COME MINIONS!!!

From the Portal emerges an Army or Orc's, Trolls and Dragons, a bunch of fucking bad asses!!!

Outland: WE SEARCH FIRST IN DWARF VILLAGE, MARCH!!!!

The army passes.

Outland and his Army Reaches the Dwarf Village.

Goron, the village leader greets Outland.

Goron: WHAT DO YE WANT HUMAN!!!

Outland: I WANT THE RING BITCH!!!!

Goron: HOW ABOUT A RING AROUND YER HEAD WHEN YER IN HEAVEN!!!!

Outland: Huh...dude, do you have the ring.

THE ENTIRE VILLAGE RISES UP, THE DWARVES BEGIN TO CLASH WITH OUTLANDS ARMY!!!

Goron: LICK ME BATTLE HAMMER!!!

GORON DRIVES HIS MIDGET COCK INTO AN ORC'S MOUTH!! HIS FUCKING BRAINS SPRAY OUT THE BACK!!!!!

Goron: FEEL GOOD BEE OTCH?

THE BATTLE WAGES ON FOR OVER 5 MINUETS, FINALLY THE DWARVES FALL.

Only the Dwarf leader Goron remains.

Outland: You have the ring, where is it?

Goron: Kiss me ass.

Outland: I KNEW IT, ITS HIS O-RING, HIS O-RING IS THE RING!!!

OUTLAND, NOT UNLIKE THE FURY OF THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE BEGINS TO LICK AND SUCK THE DWARVES ASSHOLE, WITH SLOPPY GREEN SHIT SMEARED ALL OVER HIS LIPS HE SAYS!!!!

Outland: COME ON GUYS, HELP ME OUT!!!

THE ORCS AND TROLLS POUNCE ON THE POOR DWARF, SUCKING ON HIS ASSHOLE LIKE A BABY SUCKS ON A FAT BITCHES NIPPLE!!!!!

Orcs: All we get is feces.

LARGE SHIT CHUNKS COME OUT GORONS ASS.

Outland: Fuck, no ring, lets just head over to the elf village.

Meanwhile...

Morgan: This is it, The Bottom of Mount slice.

Goku: Lets go...

Morgan: WAIT!!!

Piccolo: What is it.

Morgan: I....I can pass between worlds to.

Ant King: Huh!!!

Morgan: I.. I have been to the BOARD. Outland...he...he's a fag...but, even fags have great power sometimes.

Goku: What are you saying Morgan?

Morgan: I do not know if you can make it to the top of Mount Slice...We do not know how long this war will go on, if you are to die, then who will take your place?

Piccolo: What do we do about that.

Morgan: I..I want you 3 to fuck the shit out of me and spray all of your man juice into my goods, I have an Advanced Vagina and a hibernation tank at my home., I can produce babies in as little as 2 weeks. This way, if you die, we have someone of your 3's bloodline to continue the quest.

The 3 men pounce on Morgans Half-Elf ass like a chineese man onto rice.

Ant King: YEAH BITCH!!!

Goku: SLAP HER FUCKING TITTIES, THAT WAY THEY SWELL AND GET BIGGER!!!

PICCOLO BEGINS TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MORGANS TITS!!!!

Morgan: OH YEAH, GIVE ME THAT MAN MEAT!!!!!!

Ant King: HOW ABOUT SOME ANT MEAT!!!!

THE ANT KING JAG'S HIS FUCKING SPIKEY ANT COCK INTO MORGANS TIGHT VAGE!!!!

ANT KING: OH YEAH!!!! ITS LIKE FUCKING A TAN-GA-LOW, I CAN FEEL HER UNDER DEVELOPED ELF AND HUMAN VAGINA WALLS, THEY FEEL LIKE MOIST HAM AND CHEESE BISCUTTS!!!!

Piccolo: MAKE SURE AND ADD THE GRAVY BOSS!!!

Goku: I NEED ME SOME OF THAT HOT MOUTH!!!

GOKU SLAPS HIS BALLS AGAINST MORGANS FACE AND MOUTH FOR STIMULATION!!!

Morgan: MMM, TASTES LIKE SALTY NUTS!!!!!

Goku's thick shaft enters Morgans mouth like Emril Bam's salt into a big Bowl of Speggetti

"Body Breakdown by Dragonforce Begins to Play"

Piccolo begins to enter Morgans ass!!!!

Piccolo: FEEL GOOD BEE OTCH!!!!

Goku begins to feel something strange...emotionally.....

Goku: FUCKING STOP!!!

Ant King: Wha...whats wrong fag?

Goku: I...I think I love you Morgan..

Ant King: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YEAH, YOU LOVE HER TIGHT ASS AND MOIST VAGINA!!!!

With the Rage of 100 Men Goku Pounces on the Ant King.

Goku: MORGAN, USE A WRESTLING RING SPELL, NOW!!!!!

Morgan Casts, Magic RING And a wrestling ring appears, Goku Throws the Ant King in it.

J.R AND JERRY LAWLER SHOW UP!!!!

J.R: BAH GOD!!!!!! LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE AN ALABAMA THROW DOWN IN FRONT OF US!!!

Goku: YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE MORGAN, THIS IS HOW MUCH!!!!

Ant King: Dont even Try it boy, I was the American Champion and the uncrowned FTUW World heavyweight Champion.

GOKU MOTHER FUCKING BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THE ANT KING!!!!!

Goku: sUCK ON THIS FAGGOT!!!

Ant King: NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

GOKU MOTHER FUCKING DDT'S THE ANT KING THROUGH A FLAMING TABLE, AND PINS HIM!!!!

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J.R: BAH GOD, GOKU BEAT THE ANT KING LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!!!!!

Ant King: Whatever bitch, my wrestling days are way behind me...be training full contact anyway....im still gonna cum in this bitch'es mouth.

Goku: NO MOTHER FUCKER!!! YOU CUM IN HER PUSSY, LIKE THE LADY ASKED!!!

Ant King: Fine...

the Ant King pumps 2 gallons of ant cum in Morgan's Vagina.

Goku: Now get out of here, I need to speak with the lady.

Goku and Morgan make love, NOT SEX OR FUCKING....Make hot, powa love on a tree stump.

Goku: You like this baby.

Goku rubs a leaf on Morgans asshole, then she eats it.

Morgan: I love you so much Goku, lets get Married before you go up this Mountain.

Goku: Ok...your father should marry us.

Goku and the Group head back to the Elf village...but something is wrong.

MORGAN: OH MY GOD, FATHER!!!! OH MY GOD, WHY IS THERE SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!!

Ant King: Outland did this...

The entire village has be murdered....Suffocated by Orc shit.

"Lord of the Rings by Blind Guardian begins to play"

Morgan: Goku, please end this...

Ant King: Let's end this Goku...

Piccolo: Let us climb the Mountain.

Outland: Not...so....fast....

Matthew Outland and his Army shows up

Goku: My god...

Outland: The ring, give it to me, now.

Ant King: You give him that ring, and our world will disappear.

MORGAN DISAPPEARS!!!!

Goku: WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!


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Outland Disappears!!!

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Outland reapears

Morgans dead body re-appears

Goku: OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT HAPPENED!!!! MORGAN, OH MY GOD, YOUR FUCKING DEAD!!!!

Ant King: What...what is that sound!!!

""Darkness.....flees...........th..e........risin..g..........sun................................the.....village........l...ies....ahead.........it will wake to a new day soon, soon they'll all be dead!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: OH MY GOD, ITS AMON AMARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johan Hegg: We have been sent to help.

Ant King: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Amon Amarth holds Back Outlands Dark forces with intense Viking Metal!!!

Frederick Andersson: We will hold them Back, take the ring to the Top of the Mountain!!!

Goku: but...morgan....

Ant King: LETS GO BEE OTCH!!!!

THE MEN RUSH TO THE BASE OF MOUNT SLICE AND BEGIN THERE CLIMB!!!

Wind Blows and hail crashes into there heads, the climb is rough and stong, but they persevere...suddenly...

Ant King: There. Outland and his Forces....

The 5 Members of Amon Amarth Hold the Massive Outland army back for over 3 hours, but with soldiers numbering in the Thousands, even the Power of Amon Amarth can not contain there wrath.

The Men climb, the massive army on there tails, every once in a while a troll latches onto one of there feet, a sword slash ends that threat quickly.

Outland: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU WILL NEVER MAKE!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

Ant King: GOKU, KEEP CLIMBING YOUR ALMOST THERE, ME AND PICCOLO WILL STAY BEHIND AND HOLD THEM OFF!!!! HURRY, I NEED YOUR CELL PHONE!!!

THE ANT KING MAKES A PHONE CALL!!!

THE NINJA TURTLES SHOW UP!!!!

THE ANT KING, PICCOLO AND THE NINJA TURTLES LET GO OF THERE GRIPS AND CRASH INTO THE MASSIVE OUTLAND ARMY!!!!!

GOKU CONTINUES TO CLIMB!!!!! HE HAS MADE IT!!!!

Goku stands atop Mount Slice!!!!

Goku: NOJ!!!!!!!

Noj: You made it my son, just as I thought.

Goku: But...your not suppose to know.

Noj: I just spoke with Morgan...

Goku: MORGAN!!!!!

Noj: Do not worry, she is alive...but trapped in the other world.

Goku: Tell her I love her.

Noj: You can tell her, when you make it to the afterlife.

Goku: Here is the Ring.

Goku hands Noj the Ring.

Noj: The Threat is over.

Goku: Thank you.

Noj: Goku...I...Outland and his army, are trapped here.

Goku: What?

Noj: The Portal is now Close, and there is nothing I can do about his Army.

Goku: BUT HIS ARMY IS MASSIVE!!!!! NO RACE WOULD BE ABLE TO STAND UP TO HIM.

Noj: I will leave now Goku, but before I do, I will give you the Power...to at the very least...cut his Army Down to size, but it only lasts a few min.

Noj Places a spell on Goku.

Goku: IS THAT IT!!!! THATS ALL, YOUR TELLING ME I HAVE TO DIE TO SAVE MY WORLD...

Noj: Not really, its up to you.

Goku: MOTHER FUCKER, THATS NOT A CHOICE!!!

Noj: Goodbye Goku, it's nice to finally have met you.

Goku: YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!!

Noj Disappears.

Outland: YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!

Goku: OUTLAND!!!!!

Outland: IM TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING WORLD BECAUSE OF YOU, THERE'S NO JAPAN OVER HERE, THERE'S NO ANIME, THERES NO MESSAGE BOARD WHERE I CAN GO AND ACT LIKE A FAG!!!!

Goku: ...

Outland: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BUT YOU, YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! A THOUSAND SOLDIERS OF THE OUTLAND ARMY, DESCEND UPON YOU!!!!!! OUR PUBIC HAIRS, WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!!!

Goku: Then I will fight in your taint.

Outland: HAHAHA!!! Look at us, you have no chance,

Goku: The way I see it outland, the leader falls, and the army will to.

Outland: DIE YOU PIECE OF TRASH, KILL HIM!!!!

Goku: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

GOKU BEGINS TO RUN, THE POWER FROM NOJ'S SPELL COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS!!!! HE JUMPS!!!!

Goku: I AM GOKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOKU PLUNGES HIS ERECT COCK DEEP INTO OUTLANDS ASSHOLE AND BLOWS OUT HIS O-RING, HARD!!!!

Goku: THIS IS FOR MY WORLD!!!!!!!!!

GOKU RAPES OUTLANDS SISTER, HIS WIFE, HIS MOM, HIS DAD, HIS GRANDMA HIS GRANDPA AND HIS PETS, POURS GASOLINE ON THEM ALL AND FUCKING LIGHTS A MATCH AND THROWS IT ON ALL THOSE FUCKING QUEERS AND THEY BURN TO DEATH, THEN GOKU FUCKING TAKES ALL THE DEAD BODIES AND STARTS TO EAT THEM ONE BY ONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUTLAND, THEN GOKU FUCKING EATS 37 EX-LAX'ES AND SQUATS OVER OUTLANDS MOUTH AND FUCKING SPRAYS 800 GALLONS OF PURE, ROTTED ASS FUCKING FAMILY MEMBER SHIT RIGHT IN THAT JAPAN LOVING FAGGOTS MOUTH AND ASS CAVITY!!!!

Goku: TASTE GOOD BEE OTCH?

MATTHEW OUTLAND DIES OF A BROKEN HEART.

The Orc's stop, Goku gets to his feet.

The Orc leader steps forward.

Orc Leader: hahaha, we ate Your friends, the ant was delecious and the turtle soup was devine, the green suit guy was alittle chewy, but good.

Troll leader: We have no interest in carrying out Outlands plans with him gone now....but you...you will still die.....we want MEAT!!!!

The Massive Army surronds Goku, there is no escape. They descend upon him, slowly.

Goku: ODIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR MY FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!! FOR MY WORLD!!!!!! FOR MY LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! MORGAN!!!!! O GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MASSIVE ARMY POUNCES ON GOKU.

Goku is dead.

2 WEEKS LATER

The leaders of all the races come together.

Elf Leader: A sacrifice of the greatest kind.

Hobbit Leader: In a time of need they stepped forward.

Dwarf Leader: Courage, of that I have never seen.

Human Leader: Let us erect a statue in there honor...

GOKU, THE FIGHTER, THE ANT KING, A RANGER, PICCOLO, THE THEIF AND MORGAN THE MAGE. THESE, THE BRAVEST OF HEROS!!!!!

The End

[GimpMask]

I got to glowing orb of light that said it's name was aries and couldn't take anymore

[GimpMask]

Chris can probably convinve me to read the rest of this

Probably

[Vinny]

Old Woman: I LOVE IT, I WANT YOU TO PULL MY SKIN TIGHT AROUND MY ASS AND POINT THE MIRROR THIS WAY, THAT WAY IT LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOUR FUCKING MY ASS INSIDE A TIME PARADOX!!!

[GimpMask]

Well, I guess Vinny will work too

[GimpMask]

I'm not going lie and say I read past Goku preparing himself to embark, but that's not a shot at you Jon, but merely me conceding to the fact that I'm a white coon who doesn't know how to read or comprehend anything

[Servbot]

That's the perfect Blind Guardian song for that scene.

[Sporkism]

GOKU RAPES OUTLANDS SISTER, HIS WIFE, HIS MOM, HIS DAD, HIS GRANDMA HIS GRANDPA AND HIS PETS, POURS GASOLINE ON THEM ALL AND FUCKING LIGHTS A MATCH AND THROWS IT ON ALL THOSE FUCKING QUEERS AND THEY BURN TO DEATH, THEN GOKU FUCKING TAKES ALL THE DEAD BODIES AND STARTS TO EAT THEM ONE BY ONE RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUTLAND, THEN GOKU FUCKING EATS 37 EX-LAX'ES AND SQUATS OVER OUTLANDS MOUTH AND FUCKING SPRAYS 800 GALLONS OF PURE, ROTTED ASS FUCKING FAMILY MEMBER SHIT RIGHT IN THAT JAPAN LOVING FAGGOTS MOUTH AND ASS CAVITY!!!!

Goku: TASTE GOOD BEE OTCH?

MATTHEW OUTLAND DIES OF A BROKEN HEART.

[Seru]

Lame.

[johnbuisthegreat]

i red tit ball

[GimpMask]

DONK FUCK DONK FUCK

[johnbuisthegreat]

FUCK SOME DONK BRO

[Stupid Fucking Faggot]

There are elements of this that are COMPLEX AND EXISTENTIAL, and I don't know if I understood them, but the fucking and shitting were as great as they've ever been!

[Yogurtman]

I'll be honest, I don't think this is one of the better **Jon** stories.

I mean, it's good, but it didn't totally rock my anal ass and cock nuts.



Also, I spent the entire time that I was reading it trying to figure out how I could make it fit into the FTUW universe, and since Ant King dies I don't think I can. Which is a strike against it, however unwarranted.

[Servbot]

Its not like he hasn't died several times in the FTUW universe.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

It absolutely cannot exist in the FTUW universe.

[SuperPsaturn]

I think it's like the DBZ movies impossible timeline thing.

[The Great Jon]

Took 3 days to write this fucker. Gonna release it at Fanfiction.net once i get cleared, you dawgs must vote.

[GimpMask]

3 days?
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[Let My Love Open The Door]

I hear Oscar Wilde, the notorious homosexual, also wrote a play in 3 days.

Probably just a coincidence!