Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[GimpMask]

Can I invent two jobbers and write the match for them?

[GimpMask]

Also, I'm not putting in intricate details about every facet of their being, nor am I writing an application, because you all know my body of work

[GimpMask]

I will do my best to put my best foot forward, if accepted

[GimpMask]

http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1004

That's about along the lines of what you can expect

[Vinny]

Yeah, sure, go ahead.

[GimpMask]

I'll have to get worked up before I do this

[GimpMask]

I think I'm going to do this tonight

[Action Hank]

It won't be posted for two weeks. So you can get all excited then.

[GimpMask]

Oh

Well, I'll do it tonight anyway, and put it on a notepad or something

*revs up cornered.mp3*

[GimpMask]

It's time!

[GimpMask]

This is fucking hard!

[GimpMask]

Wrath of the Father vs Ryan Rocket

JR: We've got ourselves a surprise match-up between two forces of nature of asn obscure definition, Wrath of the Father against Ryan Rocket. Both of them are relative newcomers, with Ryan Rocket being the junior of the two, but this should be one heck of match up

WW: Oh yeah, Ryan Rocket has shown flashes of brilliance so far, and he has one of the most electrifying finishers you'll ever see, Unknown Public Terminal, but I'm not sure how he's going to handle a more seasoned foe like Wrath, over the relative unknowns he's faced so far, like Joe Jack and JungleFuck Jam Session, I guess we're going to find out!

Wrath of the Father: *Walks directly to the ring with intense fervor in his eyes, sweating hugely for absolutely no good reason, hops up on the turnbuckle and pumps his fist and jangles his stuff*

JR: Well, that was a little uncalled for

WW: @__@ just look at those shaped gams ...

JR: Ahem, anyway, it looks like Ryan Rocket is going to the ring

Ryan Rocket: *slovenly drooling korean retard comes shuffling out of the entrance to the ring*

Wrath of the Father: *looks at JR, WW, then back and forth between them and rocket incredulously*

Ryan Rocket:

Wrath of the Father: *very obviously upset that this is actually happening to him*

Ryan Rocket: *stumbles up against edge of the ring, can't quite get a grip and falls on his ass*

JR: Well it looks like Rocket's having a little trouble tonight ... What's going on over there?

Wrath of the Father: *intensley whispering into his ear, presumably providing him instructions on how to conduct himself until the match is over with*

Ryan Rocket:

Warth of the Father: *shakes his head, shoves him away and stalks off angrily*

Ryan Rocket:

Referee: *counts out Wrath of the Father since Ryan Rocket didn't even make it into the ring to begin with*

JR: Well, that was ... I guess the winner is ... Ryan Rocket!

WW: ...

Ryan Rocket:

[Action Hank]

We have a new CONTENDER!

[Vinny]

I should just declare this as Gimp Mask's bio and make Ryan Rocket a new wrestler.