Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Rice]

Thrak and the girl race down the earthern tunnels of the underground dino complex, coming ever closer to his elusive goal, the Time Log. The girl doesn’t understand what Thrak keeps muttering about, but any destination is better than the hellpit that they are escaping.

“T-Thanks…” the girl grunts.

Thrak, of course, is empathetic enough to understand. He hoots excitedly and thumps his chest.

“Thrak,” he utters.

“Jane” she replies, smiling for the first time since we’ve seen her. The tunnel begins to slope upward, and they welcome the relief of what feels like a faint draft. Suddenly the tunnel is no more and they are inside of the large surface hangar where the Time Log is kept. Instead of meeting the warm embrace of daylight, however, they are suddenly face-to-face with a line of dinotroopers, each one with a heavy laser weapon mounted and trained on the hide-and-stone car, which turns sideways and comes screeching to a halt courtesy of Thrak’s foot. A giant wades out from the line of dinotroops, revealing itself as the Mech T-Rex.

“FINALLY CAUGHT YA! AND I SEE YA GOT YOURSELF A BITCH TOO! YOUS’ HUMIES IS DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT TO COME A-CRAWLIN’ BACK HERE!”

He’s also holding a hunk of a ham and takes a bite out of it for added effect.

“GEH HEH HEH…IT TOOK A WHILE, BUT I’M GONNA BE REWARDED FER THIS I AM!’

“Ook…” Thrak says in desperation, exchanging glances with Jane. She shakes her head, hopeless.

“Let’s just give it up. Maybe they won’t hurt us.” She fights to keep the disbelief out of her voice as she hears the distant sounds of whips on flesh. Thrak’s eyes flicker from the girl’s, then past the dinos. He seems the Time Log just beyond, gleaming in a tantalizing fashion. His eyes dart back to Janes’, then to the laser cannon, then the fragile stalactite ceiling.

“You’re crazy.” Jane mouths.

“Ook,” Thrak replies.

“ENOUGH GABBIN’, PRIMATES! IT’S TIME TO DIE!”

Thrak nods, and Jane spins the turret and opens fire. Lances of energy fire upwards not towards the reptiles but at the ceiling; the lasers cause huge chunks of rock to fall, burying a bunch of dinosaurs in rubble and beaning the mecha-Rex in the head with boulders.

“FUCK!” he screams, shooting missiles into the air and bringing most of the room down of them. Thrak frantically kicks at the ground to move the car out of harm’s way, dodging the falling rock and racing past the crushed and scattered dinosaurs, making his way towards the Time Log. He jumps out of the car as Jane keeps firing at stray dinos, racing toward the Time Log. The lump on his forehead seems to pulsate and even glow as he nears it, and the Time Log begins to hum in response. It slowly lifts off its pedestal a foot or two, gently levitating in midair. Thrak’s normally submerged eyes grow as he nears it, and he can barely contain his ooks of excitement. THRAK REACHES OUT FOR IT AND THE TIME LOG BEGINS TO SPIN, AS IN RECOGNITION OF HIS PRESENCE. AS HE IS MERE INCHES AWAY FROM TOUCHING IT, HOWEVER, IT VANISHES INTO THIN AIR! Shocked, Thrak looks around to see the wild-haired gang boss from earlier, standing above him on a catwalk and clutching in his hands…A SHIMMERING TIME DIAMOND! He laughs wildly as he brandishes it, but quickly loses his cocky demeanor as a laser blast nearly incinerates him. The first blast is followed by a second, then a third, fall fired from a Jane who seems to have it out for this guy.

“Bastard, he’s the one that betrayed us in the first place!” she snarls as she keeps firing. The hair guy risks instant death to retort.

“Don’t act so offended! These dinos are much stronger than us, an in this wild age, THE STRONGEST SURVIVE!”

His bravado is gone, however, as soon as he sees Thrak winding back to throw his bonerang. It leaves him and sails through the air, cutting off his hand. It drops to the grating of the catwalk in a bloody spatter.

“M-My hand!’ Hair Guy screams. “That bastard took my hand!”

He looks at the two with a healthy sense of fear now, and picks up his severed manipulator, still clutching the Time Diamond. “You were lucky. We’ll meet again!” he says before running down the catwalk and out of site.

Ignoring the carnage around them, the two give chase.