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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Nov 23, 2016 11:17 pm) Reply

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That little "oop" noise you make when you turn a corner and almost bump into someone. How do you write that? It's not just "up", is it? |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Thu Nov 24, 2016 12:51 am) Reply

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"Squeaky clean", referring to a person's reputation. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:48 pm) Reply

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That dumbass variant on the "roses are red" poem that makes fun of Oscar Pistorius. It's way too ubiquitous for how shitty it is. It has everything it needs to be one of the top 20 Oscar Pistorius jokes, but it's the only one and it comes up every time he's mentioned.
"Roses are red, violets are glorious ..."
"Haha, violets are glorious! Haha that's so good! Look at me, look right at me! Look at my eyes and see that I am seeing you!
Suck my fucking dick!!!!" |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:38 pm) Reply

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"Met with cries of". If one more article says an action was "met with cries of unfairness" or whatever my fist is gonna be met with cries of despair.
Actually, just "cries" in general as a noun. It's SOP for dismissing people's complaints because it sounds like they're literally acting like babies. "As soon as the EPA disbands you start hearing cries of environmentalism from the libtards." See, that didn't even work that well but I did sneak the word in there. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:41 pm) Reply
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Start a tumblr already |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Dec 07, 2016 2:39 am) Reply

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"Schlock".
STFU, Ignatius. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Wed Dec 07, 2016 9:29 pm) Reply
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I didn't mean that negatively. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Wed Dec 07, 2016 11:05 pm) Reply

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Thank you. |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Thu Dec 08, 2016 3:07 am) Reply

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Utils vs. Big Fagot is one of the classic matchups. |
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Utils Joined: 23 Jan 2007 Posts: 923 (Thu Dec 08, 2016 10:05 am) Reply
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I'll never win against a guy with mod powers. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:00 am) Reply

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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Fri Dec 09, 2016 9:45 am) Reply

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I can't believe we haven't done "scantily clad" until now. |
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Mike Dunn Joined: 24 Jan 2007 Posts: 3549 (Mon Dec 19, 2016 8:30 pm) Reply

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We've done "tongue planted firmly in cheek," right? |
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My Head Hurts 90 Joined: 19 Jan 2007 Posts: 3445 (Fri Dec 23, 2016 10:37 pm) Reply

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"lizard brain" |
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Fagzilla Got lost in another dimension for a couple months. But seriously, we will actually update the site within the next couple of days. http://www.bandzwiki.com/ Joined: 25 Aug 2008 Posts: 10111 (Sat Dec 24, 2016 3:09 pm) Reply

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Special Holiday edition:
The annual barrage of your obnoxious Facebook friends insisting "Die Hard is a CHRISTMAS movie!!!", as if that's an original sentiment and some radical position that everyone is disagreeing with you about, when it's been safely within the hivemind status quo for many years. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:20 am) Reply

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The time has come: "T. Rex". When was the last time you heard the word "tyrannosaurus"? I bet it was 1993. It's not cool anymore, and sounds wrong now, to say "tyrannosaurus". |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Sun Dec 25, 2016 2:21 am) Reply

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All of these annoying expressions are a Christmas miracle. |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:16 am) Reply

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My brother commented today that "We should watch a Christmas movie. Something like ... maybe ... Die Hard." And then looked around and had to volunteer "Which IS a Christmas movie." |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:29 am) Reply

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Not to sound like a fucktard, but here's one: fetishization of books as a form of social signaling. This includes dick measuring contests about who read the highest number of books during the year, that dumbass John Waters quote about not fucking people, and of course any opinion about the smell of wood pulp.
Hmrrr, I read all of the Hunger Games, all of Harry Potter, and most of Jack Reacher. I don't care if I sound nerdy, that's what I call a successful year! |
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Big Fagot Alpha ape Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 10545 (Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:42 am) Reply

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Speaking of years, I don't wish ill on anyone remarking about how bad 2016 was, because they're right, but those people had better get their fucking shit pipes ready for the Death Rape yet to come.
At this point every celebrity death is 2016's fault. God forbid George Steinbrenner should die, or Ann Margret or the dad from Fresh Prince. Damn you 2016! |
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