Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

Big Fagot · (Fri May 30, 2014 10:03 am)

If anyone changes their profile picture, ever, you must click like. If you don't then you are a monster.

Big Fagot · (Fri May 30, 2014 10:04 am)

Your friends' babies are important to them. Try to like at least some of their baby photos because they literally can't understand why you wouldn't. They have lost that ability.

Big Fagot · (Fri May 30, 2014 10:06 am)

Photos of caskets: an impossible situation. If you like it, then you like that that person is dead. If you don't like it, then you have to either comment (no, die) or remain totally mute on the issue of that death.

Big Fagot · (Fri May 30, 2014 10:07 am)

Wedding photos: you also must like these, but only just the album and maybe one or two more.

Big Fagot · (Fri May 30, 2014 10:10 am)

In general, if a post has a lot of exclamation points, you should probably like it. The poster will see your like and consider you as sharing their excitement.

Big Fagot · (Fri May 30, 2014 10:11 am)

Once I discovered I had been posting for weeks with visibility set to "only me". Now that's an awkward liking situation!

Big Fagot · (Fri May 30, 2014 10:12 am)

Happy Friday, everybody. Laughing

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri May 30, 2014 12:45 pm)

Sounds like she had a hard life.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Fri May 30, 2014 12:49 pm)

ANYWAY, it really is awkward deciding if you should like a status or whatever that relates to an illness, injury or death because, like, maybe you want to show support without commenting, but you don't want to imply that you like terrible things happening to them. And people post about that kind of shit a lot.

For example, half of Morgan's posts are about how shitty her life is and what the fuck. Even if she says it in a funny way, I can't endorse mental illness even in Facebook form.

Fagzilla · (Sat May 31, 2014 2:37 am)

I feel like, over the years, I've probably missed some epic Pizzarino vs. ____ battles in the chat.

Ryoko's Biatch · (Sat May 31, 2014 12:27 pm)

They were mostly people saying Laffer Curve over and over again while Vito tries to justify his stupid beliefs.

Jason · (Sat May 31, 2014 2:33 pm)

What is the point of your story, Vito?
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ALDP · (Sat May 31, 2014 9:17 pm)

Well it's not like the guy doesn't have an edge over the literal stalker. Shit story, shit poster, shit person. Death to Pizzarino.

Fagzilla · (Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:16 am)

ALDP is interesting.

Clotho · (Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:37 am)

I'm likin' Chris!!!

Fagzilla · (Sun Jun 01, 2014 3:41 am)

Let's jack each other off.

MADali · (Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:23 am)

Facebook's Like actually seems to mean, "Yes, I have sort of read this post."

Vito's story seems to be how much Vito is obsessed about the girl.

MADali · (Mon Jun 02, 2014 10:25 am)

...which you hope she'd eventually realize and fall in love with you.

FTU's Dork of the Month.

Magic Juan · (Mon Jun 02, 2014 5:18 pm)

One time a friend of mine liked a confirmation that I was going to a party she was also going to.

She sucked my dick that night!