Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[Potatoes]

What are you majoring in?

Do you think Obama will cancel your student loans?

[Servbot]

I thought you brewed your own beer?

[Magic Juan]

Mike Dunn...you're already dead....

[Magic Juan]

John Buis' thoughts on alcohol really make him look like an infantile dunce!

Anyways, I'm back on my BENDER kick and I can already start to feel terrible withdrawals during the day if I don't drink.

[Mike Dunn]

The other night I had the drunken revelation that as a DUNN I am obligated to contribute something significant to the arts. My dad has been seen on stage by thousands, probably tens of thousands of people. His dad was a successful actor too. I can't let my little brother be the only one to carry on the LEGACY.

[Servbot]

Make a homemade porn video. It'll easily be seen by millions within a week.

[Magic Juan]

I had a lot of friends who had government pell grants and shit cancelled during the Bush administration to fund the Iraq War. It was one of those few times when white middle-class kids were affected by something the government did!

[Theldorrin]

My life hasn't really changed much, although in December I managed to take a deep breath. Also, I can't recall the last time I vomited, which means it must have happened at least a few weeks ago. On the other hand I have twinges in my insides.
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[Mike Dunn]

Do you have GERD?

[Action Hank]

Have you gained any weight, Theldorrin?

[Theldorrin]

I have GERD, yes.
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[YES]

Holy shit, that explains so much about you. Like why you have to drink tea instead of soda or booze

It may even explain why you're not as fond of eating as most people.


Theldorrin, masturbation isn't as healthy as the experts say. If you reduce jerking to once a week, I assure you that your health will improve.

[Theldorrin]

No, I've never liked eating, and I've preferred tea to soda for 15 or so years. And I've never thought that alcohol tasted good.
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[Derek Payne]

Some cocktails can taste good, but in general I agree with Theldorrin that alcohol tastes pretty terrible.

[YES]

I like how american wines pretend they compete with european wines, even though americans put sulfites and shit when they mass market it.

[Derek Payne]

I'm not much of a wine drinker. A glass of white or red once in a while to remind me why I don't drink it very often is all I need.

[Fagzilla]

Wine is alright, and I tried to get excited about it for a while due to supposed heart/health benefits, but I just couldn't get excited about it. It was never something I craved. It was always like, "I GUESS I'll have a glass of wine."

I'll continue to have a glass whenever it's offered, but I can't ever see myself actually buying it again.

And I really, really hate what it does to my teeth/lips. I mean, fuck that. I don't want my fucking mouth to be purple.

I think a whole lot of people only drink wine because there's a lot of douchebaggy social STUFF around it.

If you're an upper middle-class left-leaning white person, you pretty much can't get away without drinking, serving, and having an opinion about wine.

[Fagzilla]

Oh, I guess he DID do wine:
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/01/25/24-wine/

[Derek Payne]

I'd like to believe that most people get into wine because of a genuine interest in the product, the taste and the social experience.

That said, I know better, and I know Chris is right about wine.

[Fagzilla]

Are you coming onto me, fag??