Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

[L Ron Butterfly]

MADali is THAT GUY who has to dismiss something as stupid once he understands it. Like, "Oh, I know where you're going with this. So it's stupid."

He never thought that maybe some things are not supposed to be difficult to understand.

One time I wrote the name of my old band MEATGOD entirely in corporate logos. He was like, "OH WOW THAT'S SUCH A POINTED STATEMENT AGAINST COMMERCIALISM. YOU FUCKING RETARD."

And it's like, Jesus. Give me a break. I didn't think it was going to be earth shattering or anything.

And then, if he actually DOESN'T understand something, I bet like nine times out of ten he dismisses it as pretentious. Probably once every six years or something, the stars line up in a certain way, and he gets off his HIGH HORSE, and it's the only time he actually enjoys anything. He's like a tall, dark Holden Caulfield who writes stupid ass Oedipal poetry and rapes children.


And then he wonders why he invests all the money his parents gave him in failed projects. It's cause he's a stupid self-obsessed BONEHEAD who can't see past his huge semetic nose. "Sure, I'd like to buy some real estate from this misanthropic asshole."

And all of it is probably some retarded attempt to live up to a masculine ideal of supremecy. "MY ABILITY TO HATE EVERYTHING PROVES THAT I AM THE BEST. OH GOD WHY AM I SO MISERABLE? (SMOKES OPIUM)"

[Fagzilla]

I'm not saying he isn't a sour piece of shit (who does indeed do exactly what you're saying), but I don't HATE him!

[Servbot]

I'm not sure I'm okay with you borrowing my posting style, Chris.

The single line responses are my thing!

[Derek Payne]

I don't have an opinion on Madali.

[Fagzilla]

[Theldorrin]

Girls liking videogames usually means that they like woman oriented games (the Sims, Popcap stuff), unisex games (Mario, Zelda) or extremely mainstream 'hardcore' games (a ton of shit that is available on Steam).

In the old days there were real female gamers, and they were rare and precious.

[cloacal kiss]

I remember MADali asked me about exercise a couple of years ago and I told him I had good luck with Diamond Dallas Page's yoga book. He was like "Westerners doing yoga and experimenting with eastern philosophy are so gay." I was like WTF, I just recommended to you a yoga book written by a professional wrestler, do you think this is motivated by some misguided superficial interest in Eastern religion? Suck my cock!

Eventually I became interested in Buddhism and read a couple of books, but when he went off on me like that I had no interest in eastern anything, I just liked DDP's book and yoga routine! Suck my cock, MADali! I hope your country fucking burns to the ground! You're pathetic!

[MADali]

Fuck you, ALDP. Good job joining Punkasss and Chris in attacking me!

[Rice]

MADali, Westerners trying to be Asian is gay, but you really should have be approving of a Yoga book that features a professional wrestler.

[Theldorrin]

I actually need to read more about Confucianism.

[Theldorrin]

Also, is Rice pretending that he's not a Westerner?

[Rice]

Oh, I forgot you can't be Asian by birth if you were born in the west.

[L Ron Butterfly]

MADali probably didn't know who Diamond Dallas Page iwas.

WCW was probably never that popular in the United Arab Emirates.

Still, if ALDP told the story faithfully (he probably didn't), it's a good example of MADali's kneejerk PIGEON-HOLE THIS EXPERIENCE INTO A BROADER CATEGORY THAT I'VE ALREADY DECIDED SUCKS reaction.

[cloacal kiss]

The story is exactly as I goddamn told it, you cunt, you're making the exact point I was making with my story and insulting my HONOR to boot

[L Ron Butterfly]

I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL, SIR!

[MADali]

White people being gay does not exclude white wrestlers.

[L Ron Butterfly]

ALDP thought you were referring to him, rather than Diamond Dallas Page.

Calling ALDP gay for claiming to have a Diamond Dallas Page yoga book and therefor being an American trying to adopt Eastern philosophies would have been ridiculous. You would be expected to have faith enough in ALDP to realize that he does not believe Diamond Dallas Page to be a qualified instructor of Eastern philosophy, and make the proper conclusion that he was being somewhat sardonic.

However, it has come to light that you were calling Diamond Dallas Page-- and not ALDP-- gay, a point on which I doubt anybody would disagree with you (don't say it TO HIS FACE, though!).

So it appears we have reached a happy understanding.

[MADali]

don't say it to his face though!!! Dont worry I wont!!!

[Theldorrin]

Wait, are you seriously pretending that you are culturally a slant?

[Rice]

If that's to me, no, I'm affirming that I am racially so.