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FTU World RV: Newton vs. GOODMAN vs. Jackson

 
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Jason
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I: Lost to Captain America, GOB.
WC: Masutatsu Ōyama.
II: Bolo Yeung.
III: Captain Falcon.
IV: Roast Beef, Psycho Mantis.

VS.



I: Mr. Bean, General Fujita, Russell Crowe, Brock Lesnar.
II: Pyramid Head.
III: Patrick Bateman.
IV: Mario.

VS.



I: Son Gohan, Perry Saturn, Fingolfin, J. Robert Oppenheimer.
II: Anton Chigurh.
III: Mecha James K. Polk.
IV: Robocop.
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Jackson!
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Jackson
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Isaac Newton
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Isaac Newton.
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GOODMAN
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Isaac Newton
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Sir Isaac Newton
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Sam Jackson
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Isaac Newton is bombarding John Goodman and Samuel L. Jackson with apples. Samuel L. Jackson calls him a "motherfucker" and shoots at him with a machine gun. John Goodman is eating the apples that fly at him but scowling because they're so healthy. Isaac Newton calculates the slope of a tangent line and lasers shoot out of the sky and kill his two opponents.
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Samuel Jackson is sitting his foyer with a shotgun, drinking from a bottle of brandy. He hears a noise and begins firing wildly, blowing up the giant piles of money littered around his house from all the movies he's done.

JACKSON: WHO IS IT?!

Out of the SHADOWS STEPS SOMETHING. Jackson sees the buckle on his intruder's shoe glinting.

Jackson: Oh, thank God, I thought you were him. It's good to see you again, Isaac Newton.

Newton moves closer to the roaring fire. He's brandishing a cane and wearing a powdered wig and whatever.

Newton: I have come ... to prepare ourselves ... for that creature ...

Jackson: That's a good idea, Newton!

Newton: I have a telescope ... to help us see ... him coming.

Newton points to a giant telescope outside sitting on the lawn. The lightning flashes to ILLUMINATE IT and it's kind of scary.

Jackson: That's good, friend. We'll beat this monster and survive this horrid tournament!

Jackson steps forward and puts his hand on Newton's shoulder but feels something strange. He pulls back his hand and notices the FRESH BLOOD on HIS PALM.

Jackson: Oh ... ohh ...

Newton: Is there ... somethinggg the matter ... Jacksooon?

Jackson: Ohhhhhhhh .... OHHHHHHHH ...

THE LIGHTNING FUCKING FLASHES AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON REALIZES IT'S ACTUALLY GOODMAN WEARING NEWTON'S FLESH AS A DISGUISE IN HIS HOUSE. GOODMAN'S EYES ARE LIKE SHADOWY SLITS, HIS BLOOD-SPATTERED FACE TWISTED IN AN EAR TO EAR GRIN.

JACKSON: OHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!

GOODMAN REACHES OUT with his GIGANTIC HANDS and for some reason it looks like he's twenty times bigger than he is and his hands are the size of trucks. HE SLAMS HIS HANDS on JACKSON and the CAMERA PULLS OUT to outside of JACKSON'S XANADU-LIKE KINDGOM and all the DOORS and WINDOWS EXPLODE AND OCEANS OF JACKSON'S BLOOD FLY OUT AND DROWN THE CITIZENS OF SAMUELJACKSINGTOWN.
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FFFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is an extremely good story, but, Isaac Newton.
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