Dragon Ball Z Uncensored

L Ron Butterfly · (Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:08 pm)

Having sex is fun, but so, so stressful.

Especially in a port city.

There is a direct corelation between video games and late virginity in males.

This is an issue of concern because with Internet gaming, we now have advertisements in video games that differ based on region.

Without real human contact, we are moving into a virtual world as prophesized by the Matrix and Jamiriquai (sp?).

Don't lose your humanity!

Fagzilla · (Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:56 pm)

Take my humanity... please!

Username · (Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:05 am)

Prophesized (sp?)

L Ron Butterfly · (Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:40 am)

What if Barack Obama is actually a neoconservative in disguise?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-DbFttBKKk

cloacal kiss · (Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:55 pm)

Roy, your problem is that you're thinking too far ahead. You should try to go out on a date with a girl. Just take things one step at a time! You might be awkward with things for a little while but just try not to overthink things and make yourself self-conscious. If you start making out with a girl, just take things slowly, and she'll be like "Oh my god, he's so mysterious" and grab your cock, and then you just have to arch your eyebrow at her like the Rock (Search on google for "The People's Eyebrow" and practice it in a mirror), and at that point it won't matter if you're bad at sex because she'll think you did it on purpose.

Vinny · (Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:19 pm)

*two people enjoying bad sex ironically*
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Magic Juan · (Mon Nov 10, 2008 7:46 pm)

My entire life....

Mautty · (Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:34 pm)

everything ALDP says is true.
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Roy · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:54 am)

Oh, there's also the problem that I regard nearly all women as wretched sluts even if they've had one boyfriend back in 1996. And I don't go out so I can't meet people in the first place. My workplace is filled with annoying, middle aged broads. Although there's one girl my age from a different department that I nerd out with on break, but I'm too afraid to do anything but talk about anime and Super Mario.

God damn it, I wish I could see my cousin more often!

Magic Juan · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:57 am)

I wish I could see your cousin more often, too.

Roy · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:01 am)

I have such outrageously high standards that I'm convinced she's the only girl for me.

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:21 am)

Roy sounds very scary.

cloacal kiss · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:48 am)

Roy, have you ever done anything out of work with that girl? Maybe you should try that and if you have fun you can ask her on a date!

cloacal kiss · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:49 am)

I think you're using "high standards" as an excuse not to try something scary!

YES · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:42 pm)

I used to think like Roy, until I went to Japan and I was like "This cute Japanese waitress is so nice that I don't care how many loads have been shot in to her!"

The point is you shouldnt care, and calling a woman a slut is a METAPHOR for other frustrations

This is a Freudian post by Matt

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:55 pm)

The Modanna/whore complex is eventually trumped by the fact that inexperienced girls are bad at sex.

Also by the fact that worrying about a girl's sexual ethics is a sure-fired way to never get anywhere with her. Read "Daisy Miller: a Study" by Henry James.

Magic Juan · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:46 pm)

Girls can be bad at sex; HOWEVER, for sex to be pleasurable for the male ego, a girl has to know how to make herself ejaculate for the man's peace of mind.

FancyMichael · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:49 pm)

hey guys
guys
please give me advice on sex

what shoul di do?

L Ron Butterfly · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:51 pm)

Masturbate and tell us about it.

Big Fagot · (Tue Nov 11, 2008 6:52 pm)

http://tinyurl.com/673hvj