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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:05 am) Reply

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Gay news is irrelevant because we might as well change it to Florida news.
So here is some not florida news:
A Kwansei Gakuin University student who dressed up in an airline pilot's uniform and stole stickers from an airline's office at Narita Airport has been arrested, police said.
Ayumu Shiraishi, 22, a fourth-year student from Takatsuki, Osaka Prefecture, was arrested for theft.
He admits to the allegations.
"I love airplanes," he said.
Police continue to investigate how Shiraishi obtained the authentic black pilot's outfit.
Police said Shiraishi wore the uniform to gain access to the Japan Airlines operation center at Narita Airport's Terminal Two on Wednesday afternoon where he stole 13 JAL stickers usually handed out to children, worth around 130 yen. An employee thought Shiraishi was suspicious and reported him to the police. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:10 am) Reply

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Maybe Japan is gayer than is given credit for:
A Tokyo woman was arrested Thursday for the attempted murder of her lover by bashing him repeatedly over the head with a liquor bottle, police said.
Yuko Yanatori, 24, unemployed of Toshima-ku, was arrested for the attempted murder of her 21-year-old lover, who remains unconscious in a serious condition.
Yanatori admits to the allegations.
"We had a fight because he came home late. Then he started to talk about splitting up, so I wanted to kill him," she told the police.
Police said Yanatori smashed her lover to the head with a bottle of liquor three or four times, just before 4:30 a.m. on Thursday. She called for an ambulance minutes later, telling paramedics she had killed someone. Police officers arrived on the scene shortly after and arrested her. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 7:11 am) Reply

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I know I post too many news stories but come on, go all out
Police arrested a man for driving drunk into a line of junior and senior high school students who were walking along a road here, injuring nine of them, local police said.
Takeo Sunouchi, 47, a company employee from Kamisu, Ibaraki Prefecture, was arrested on Monday on charges of dangerous driving resulting in injury and violating the Road Traffic Law.
According to police, Sunouchi, who was under the influence of alcohol, drove his van from behind into a line of about 15 male students who were walking on a prefectural road in Kamisu at around 9:50 p.m. on Monday.
A 14-year-old junior high school student and a 16-year-old high school student were seriously injured, while seven other students sustained light injuries.
The students belong to a soccer team made up of players from a private junior and senior high school in Tokyo and were staying at a nearby inn for training. They were on their way back to the inn after shopping at a convenience store at the time of the accident.
There were no street lights on the road, police said. |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:29 am) Reply

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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:10 pm) Reply

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That was my wallpaper for quite a long time... |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:13 pm) Reply

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That 7-year old in that Zoo was most likely an alien hybrid BY THE WAY. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:21 pm) Reply

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8 bit you and moonlittile should just buy a video camera and make porn all over asia
Thatll take your mind off the horror of aliens |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:05 pm) Reply

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Unlike Chris, I don't lose that much sleep at night over it.
But that was pretty clever!  |
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Supah Ted Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 863 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:16 pm) Reply

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Bukkake Production Reportedly Robbed
By Tod Hunter
Thursday, Oct 2, 2008 Text size:
VAN NUYS, Calif. — A bukkake shoot where the participants were to be paid in cash was reportedly robbed by an armed man Wednesday night. The production was at Van Nuys Studios in Van Nuys, Calif.
"We usually pay the first 50 guys in cash," director Jim Powers told XBIZ. "So there's $3,750 in individual envelopes of $75. We had everybody on the set, watching the girl, posing for the box cover, when all of a sudden Johnny [production manager Johnny Thrust] comes in, saying, 'I've been robbed.'
"Apparently a man came in there, pulled the gun. Johnny thought he was kidding, but the guy put the gun in his face and said 'Give me the money. In the drawer. Now.' He knew exactly where it was."
Powers thinks one of the bukkake participants was involved in the robbery.
"It was an inside job, because he came at the perfect time," Powers said. "One of the guys in the bukkake was texting him, saying 'OK, come now.' It wasn't some guy off the street ripping the place off. It was well-planned. They knew exactly when everybody was in the studio.
"It was one of the bukkake guys that was involved. Not the one who did the robbery, he got one of his criminal friends to do it."
The bukkake went off as planned, and the participants will get paid by the production company later.
The suspect was described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six feet tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers satin jacket over a bulletproof vest.
Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect. Information can be emailed to Powers at jp@mrfilth.com. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Sun Oct 05, 2008 11:17 pm) Reply

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Haha, 75
that'll barely cover 2 days in california |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:16 am) Reply

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Outland, you should try to be the white guy in Japanese porn. |
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YES Ask me about nation, culture, religion, gender, sexuality, and identity in general being anachronisms from a more vulgar and primitive past. Joined: 05 Sep 2007 Posts: 6090 (Mon Oct 06, 2008 5:06 am) Reply

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I play mindgames with myself constantly (I dont lie to myself or engage in denial, more like crazy shit that I accept as long as its possibly honest)
For instance, today I spent my time trying to change my thinking voice in to Vegeta's
Anyway, no. I alreayd told you that anyone willing to invest could have lent me the money to make porn in asia with all the cheap ladies here |
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Magic Juan Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 8709 (Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:32 pm) Reply

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For instance, today I spent my time trying to change my thinking voice in to Vegeta's |
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Servbot Overrated faggot Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 9020 (Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:37 am) Reply

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A Sams Valley man was killed and his mother critically injured after their vehicle struck a bull elk on a state highway near Union Creek late Saturday night.
Rodney Wonacott, 51, was killed instantly when the westbound Buick he was driving, and an eastbound Ford pickup truck, simultaneously slammed into the elk which was standing in the middle of Oregon State Highway 230.
The driver of the Ford truck, 28-year-old Aaron Platt of Redmond, and his passengers were not injured in the crash, police reports said.
Rita Dyer said her brother and mother were returning from a funeral in Bend when the fatal crash occurred on the dark and rain-slicked highway near Union Creek.
"The two cars cut the elk in half." Dyer said.
Ruby Wonacott, 79, of west Medford, was critically injured, suffering four broken ribs, a broken shoulder, nose and thumb. She was rushed to Providence Medical Center where she remains, family members say.
Her mother is in pain, but alert and oriented at Providence, she said.
"She's very alert. She knows the facts," Dyer said.
Both vehicles were traveling in opposite directions towards each other when they crashed into the elk. The truck and car did not come into contact with one another. But her brother's car veered off the highway upon impact with the elk, careening off the wesbound shoulder and slamming into a tree, Dyer said.
Rodney Wonacott grew up in Jackson County and attended Rogue Valley Adventist School. He was a hunting and fishing guide, she said.
"He had many friends here in the valley. He loved the out of doors," said Dyer.
Dyer said her brother was also an organ donor. His organs are being harvested at a hospital in Roseburg. No funeral or memorial plans have yet been made, Dyer said. |
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Ryoko's Biatch Joined: 04 Jan 2007 Posts: 9256 (Tue Oct 07, 2008 11:43 pm) Reply

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WINNIPEG, Manitoba, Oct. 7 (UPI) -- A Canadian man alleges he was asleep when a woman had sex with him and became pregnant.
The man, from Tyndall, northwest of Winnipeg, is suing the Selkirk woman for mental distress and anxiety caused by the fact that he may be forced to pay child support under Canadian law, The Winnipeg Free Press reported Tuesday.
In a lawsuit filed in Manitoba Court of Queen's Bench, the man said he was visiting the woman in October or November 2006 when he woke up to find the woman having sex with him.
The man claims the woman stopped when he "demanded that she cease and desist," but about nine months later gave birth to his child. |
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Supah Ted Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 863 (Wed Oct 08, 2008 2:14 pm) Reply

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Mr Gay UK chef 'cooked lover'
The first winner of Mr Gay UK stabbed a man to death before carving a piece of flesh from his thigh, seasoning it and cooking it, a court has heard.
Anthony Morley, who is from Leeds, denies murdering Damian Oldfield in April this year.
A jury at the city's Crown Court has been told six pieces of cooked human flesh were found on a chopping board at 36-year-old Mr Morley's flat.
Morley, who worked as a chef, walked into a nearby takeaway and told staff he had killed someone, Leeds Crown Court was told.
The prosecution alleges the two men had some kind of sexual relationship and engaged in sexual activity before the murder took place. Morley then cut Mr Oldfield's throat and stabbed him several times, the court heard.
The court heard Morley later claimed: "It's this lad, he tried to rape me so I stopped him."
When asked how he stopped him, the jury was told he answered: "I'm a chef, how do you think I stopped him?"
The prosecution said Morley was at least guilty of manslaughter but said the issue in the trial would be over provocation or abnormality of the mind. |
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Username Swimmin' in a Magnum Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 3106 (Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:01 am) Reply

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I heard about that, but I didn't know he was a chef, so I guess that makes me feel a little better somehow. |
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8 bit orgy There's no fucking way Obama will win FL and NV. There's like to democrats to speak of anywhere here. Even the younger adults are voting for McCain. Honestly, I never even met a democrat in Florida, period. Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Posts: 2888 (Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:38 am) Reply

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Van Nuys, CA is a massive UFO hot spot. There are many stories of abductions and women losing their still-developing babies without any medical explanation. This one man was suddenly mind controlled and jerked off into a container that appeared before him until his hand cramped.
Those are very cum-hungry hybrids out there... |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:05 am) Reply

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I'm working my way through the Gay News I missed, but
LexysaurusRex wrote: |
i hate feminists |
http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=140459#140459
Girls who vocally express displeasure with feminism are inevitably the most tiresome, retarded "huh huh yeah im just one of the guys, girls are sooo stupid!" cunts on earth.
"positively thrilled to see such unyielding dedication to creating a new generation of fat-hating, heteronormative ---holes" custom title please |
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cloacal kiss Bearded and bald baby is the worst of all worlds Joined: 12 Mar 2008 Posts: 2039 (Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:23 am) Reply

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http://www.ftusa.org/forum/viewtopic.php?p=140917#140917
"The victim, 25-year-old Adamantia Karkali, worked as a teacher at a local village, Angelos Roussos, the mayor of Thira, the island's main town, was quoted as saying by TV station Antenna."
That is the worst goddamn sentence I have ever read. |
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