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[8 bit orgy]

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There's just no possible way to make the logo look cool. What the fuck do Grizzly Bears have to do with Memphis? Nothing, but they had to remind Memphis that the Vancouver legacy is coming to town. The legacy of being that franchise that is no more than a scouting camp for European players.

How and why the fuck does Memphis have an NBA team? Are there really no more towns out there that give two fucks about basketball anymore?







Looking back to the Bulls beating the Jazz year after year in the finals, I really don't feel sorry for any Utah Jazz fans whatsoever. Fuck those nutso Mormons and get a name that actually has something to do with the area: how about Traitors? Or the Utah Dogmas? Even Salt Lake City Honkies rings a better bell. But please don't take the name that was used in a predominately sleazy city (New Orleans) and use it in fucking Salt Dick City.

That's right, keep going deep into the playoffs but always fall just short of God's deceptive grace. So what exactly do rich basketball players DO in Utah for fun?

http://deadspin.com/344492/the-utah-jazz-had-more-fun-on-new-years-eve-than-you-did







The Charlotte Bobcats logo doesn't even look good on a GARBAGE CAN. WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THEY THINKING? Were the expectations to make a logo that could compete with local AA baseball teams? Fucking amateurish garbage would make even high school design teachers embarrassed. I can guarantee that nothing about the Charlotte Bobcats will ever be cool in any dimension.









I'm glad the city of Toronto chose a Saturday morning reject cartoon as the spirit of their NBA team. When you seriously consider it, I doubt the logo would win a middle school logo-search contest unless the child that made it was someone important and popular, which in this case, would be the only logical explanation as to its existence. You don't need a giant, goofy-looking colored monster to make your franchise terrifying when you already have Chris Bosh.









The Golden State Warriors has always been the "thuggiest" NBA team out there. For the most part, a player's role off the court responsibility was mostly getting "tats" and injecting fake piss to pass drug tests. Good players that actually don't yet have a felony record tend to jump ship as soon as possible. The nigger fans don't care their logo looks like a Fascist propaganda poster but do like anything with the word gold in it.











Last and definitely the least, the Clippers. Easily the worst sports franchise ever should only have the lamest logo ever. Not only it's totally unfashionable, but also sports the unofficial colors of the two largest LA gangs; Crips and Bloods. Awesome, wearing Clippers gear will have BOTH types of LA niggers kill you. Anywhere else, people will think your actually mentally disabled. If you get caught with Clippers gear on, quickly act retarded and say they gave it to you at a charity event. They'll actually believe you!



That concludes the NBA section. Honorable mentions should include the Sacramento Kings, Washington Wizards, and New Orleans Hornets.
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[Action Hank]

How blog-like

[Magic Juan]

This was really good.

[8 bit orgy]

Hey, I invented this shit like 10 years ago. I also stay away from those faggot ass journal threads which do nothing except destroy message boards.





Continuing...




Do Cardinals migrate? Do people REALLY like fucking Cardinals that much? Is the Chicago and St. Loius Cardinals legacy that important? Is there absolutely nothing else to name an Arizona team after? If the answer is yes to any of those, then the world makes sense again.
When they built the shiny new stadium, the logo was changed from
to

Wow, somebody REALLY missed the fucking point.









There are gay fucking logos (like the old Bucs logo which is actually associated with gays), then there's gay fucking logos that also make you look like a dumb redneck. This is absolutely the worst. It's a fucking patriotic cow with a star as one of its eyes.








If you combine yellow and blue, you have a 95-98% chance of winning. There's nothing more manly and terrifying than loud birds fluttering away and shitting all over the place. But I guess there's nothing more interesting about Baltimore so they chose an autistic high school boy to conjure a bird that glows yellow but has an uncolored beak... The red eyes symbolize getting stoned or something... anyway the team has almost completely fallen apart after the roids dissapeared. How can Baltimore still hate the Colts for leaving Shitty-more? We hate what we want the most.

[MADali]

So, is it your dream to be on cracked.com?

[8 bit orgy]

What exactly is so royal about Kansas City? Thanks for the over-emphasized trademark stamp. You gotta make sure someone isn't making a buck the least inspiring franchise of all time! Royals gear actually makes people look like bums.









We're the A's! We swing! We take up the A! Genuinely the lamest thing to ever come from the late 60's. The franchise was made so that oakland niggers could go to a baseball game that wasn't in San Francisco.





Like as if DC niggers give a shit about the patriotic garbage. Teams like going for the "old school vibe" but mistake tradition with nostalgia. Why are there 9 stars? Another middle school logo search.






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[8 bit orgy]

There are so many bad NHL that it might take a while for the next exciting episode.

[Fagzilla]

Cracked.com's dream is to be Seanbaby.

[bitter gigatron]

HAHA! Seanbaby. Alot of good Seanbaby did Sean.

[8 bit orgy]

I think my comedic style is too edgy for any site that actually advertises anything.

The best comics are the ones hated by the most people.

[Ryoko's Biatch]

You're too cool for school, all right.

[Action Hank]

So according to some, I am the best comic here?

[8 bit orgy]

I meant you need a lot of people that can hate AND love you at the same time. Sorta like Andrew Dice Clay.

[Mike Dunn]

Andrew Dice Clay doesn't exemplify the best anything.

[YES]

Yeah, wouldnt KAufman be a better example?

Mind you, his shit got old pretty quick