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The Radlad of Siscabad.

 
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SuperPsaturn
SuperPSaturn
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 2111
(Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:14 pm)
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Post     The Radlad of Siscabad.

A dark room insanely huge and foreboding looking is lit only by the light of torches. Encircling the retardedly enormous circumference are several rows of seats carved from tyrannosaurus bones that continue inward making a large bullseye. In the center is a scale. A scale held by the serpent lord mathrivax whose power is claimed to stem from excellent nutrition and exercise but it is still unconfirmed. The scale he holds contains one side a pulsating organ of unknown origin. On the other only a magical glow coming from SOMETHING that can't be seen from the angle whoever's reading this would be looking at the scale if this weren't text and were actually television or a movie. Beneath the scale stands three cloaked figures at three podiums. Two of them shorter than the podium in the middle at which the tallest figure stands. We'll call this figure Rox.

Rox lifts a single arm gaining the attention of several demons who are suddenly sitting in all the seats I described earlier. They squeal and shoot out their insane cock like tounges in excitement. Rox opens his mouth which is defined by a somehow white circle glowing under two other white circles that appear to be menacing glowy eyes.

ROX: BWHHHAAAAAAWAAAAAWAAAAAAHHHH

This sound is deafening making the entire PLACE rumble and shift sand and stuff around from the ceilings. It's like some kind of foghorn played through a weird synthesizer and then used as background music in a Silent Hill game. The demons upon hearing this grow silent and attentive FOR THIS NEXT THING could be the most important they'll ever hear or see!

Rox looks to his left at the figure who happens to also be standing to his left and was the reason for ROx looking there. This figures name is Pox. Pox unsheathes a sword from under his robe that appears to be made from frozen blood. Rox, satisfied looks over to the guy on the right who's name is Sanders. Sanders pulls forth a horn made of metal from uninteresting origins.

Rox: Now....WE BEGIN!

Pox suddenly SLAMS the blood sword into Rox's chest making Rox howl in a manner that would rend sanity from even the most devout realist. Sanders blows on his horn and it is also rather irritating. The demons screech in madness exploding one by one into phosphorous bliss knowing that it is as it was meant to be since the dawn of existence!

The statue turns into an actual snake and melts into ROX's body being absorbed I guess and Rox begins glowing with an eerie yet totally bitchin green light. He throws his head back and fires a LASER straight upwards that pierces the ceiling! All of the demons go fucking insane as they too are drawn into the great light!

miles above ground a tropical paradise begins to rumble violently. Some americans as a tiki stand look outwards with passion.

guy: WHAT'S...GOING....ONNNNNNN!?

The entire island they are on explodes.

At the border of america a man looks over the horizon and takes a drag off his cigarette.

mysterious man: I guess it's finally time.

He turns to face a massive wall that has been erected to quarantine america from the rest of the earth. He clenches his fist and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_r-06xr7EU

the guys that were standing behind him cheered because it was cool that he punched through a wall but otherwise didn't care to leave so they continue to hang out.

mysterious man: This world needs....a hero....

He rides off into the wasteland of america probably to his death but a death worth dying for.
Big Fagot
Alpha ape
Joined: 09 Jan 2007
Posts: 10544
(Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:19 pm)
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Post     Re: The Radlad of Siscabad.

No words.
Spamdini
Joined: 22 Jan 2007
Posts: 1322
(Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:12 pm)
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Post     Re: The Radlad of Siscabad.

Here Comes a New Challenger!
Roy
Joined: 28 Jan 2007
Posts: 1605
(Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:23 am)
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Post     Re: The Radlad of Siscabad.

Psaturn's writing style is the greatest.
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